SPAMTON A SPAMTONG
[[The Room Inbetween]] / outside-the-chamber
for when the spamtons take a field trip outside of the room inbetween. what could go wrong !!!
in the distance, you hear a mechanical, unearthly screeching, one you've definitely heard before-He looks around horrified-
I hope this city was like this before he arrived back.He picks up the paceas you make your way towards the mansion, you can't help but notice the city around you. You make it easily across the normally busy streets as the cars that would normally be zipping around have crashed into the walls; it is almost eerily quiet where you are, but you can hear what sounds like screams in the distance. there are bodies on the ground. they aren't moving.He is very much shaken, but making sure to not let it get to him, its not the time to freak out in a crisis. Taking a deep breath he runs towards where the screaming is coming from. Perhaps there's still time for these people.
Let's hurry. you see a blue and yellow addison running from the direction of the mansion; they happen to look your way for just a moment. they both look absolutely terrified. the yellow one shoves the blue one to move faster away from the mansion and from you. they are covered in dark stains. as soon as they appear, they're gone. He’s all too familiar with this scene. Things he imagined happening once he won.
Though... he didn’t win. He lost, horrifically. He floated down, down.. darker, yet darker. He so desperately wanted to become the lightner’s strength.. wanted to fade away peacefully.
But that begs the question. He lost, the lightners survived.
So how had he obtained a soul in the first place?He is very much worried about the addisons, sad by the prospect of what they have even witnessed just now to run away so afraid of him. Yet in his heart he knows, and keeps going forward, making a mental note to try to check on them once everything is sorted out...if they can be sorted out.In all honesty he is not ready and very scared, but nonetheless they arrive at the outskirts of the mansionbodies.
there are so many
bodies.
they litter the entire pathway leading up to the mansion. swatchlings. virovirokun. plugboys and werewires.
you see out of the corner of your eyes what looks to be like the bodies of two addisons.
none of them are moving.
as you walk closer to the entrance you hear the unearthly screeching again, and this time you can hear words as well.He hear these words, so very much conflicted about it all. Yet there's no way to refuse it. He did this. *He* did this. Even if it's useless by now he just has to make him stop this madness.
....he chops off the head of the swatchlings fleeing from him before turning towards the voice WHAT WHAT WHAT IS THIS. WHAT IS THIS.Flashes his best attempt at an award winning smilehe looks at you both, eye seeing but not a flicker of recognition in them AHEAHA H̴̻̋A̷̔̇H̴̄̕A̸̛̅ IS THIS ANOTHER TRICK THAT HER WRETCHEDNESS THE QUEEN THINKS WILL WORK ON ME? DOES SHE THINK I WONT STRIKE THESE IMPOSTERS DOWN? YOU CANT-YOU CAN'T- YOU-CANT FOOL ME THAT EASILY H̴̻̋A̷̔̇H̴̄̕A̸̛̅H̴̻̋A̷̔̇H̴̄̕A̸̛̅H̴̻̋A̷̔̇H̴̄̕A̸̛̅He looks at Neo and at Ceiling, gauging his reaction.he pauses momentarily, looking between the two of you. his head aches. I AHVE NEVER. I HAVE NEVER SEEN YOU TWO IN MY [WRETCHED, HORRIBLE] LIFE! LOOKING AT YOU MAKES MY HEAD [hgurt it hurts it hurts why does it hurt] OBVIOUSLY THIS IS ANOTHER TRICK THE QUEEN HAS COME UP WITH TO TRY AND GET ME TO LET MY GUARD DOWN ! ! !he draws his sword in front of him at the ready FOR THIS CITY IS FILLED WITH EVIL, AND THIS PLACE MUST BE PURGED.
FOR THE DEAD KNOW NO SLEEP IN THEIR GRAVES, AND YOU DONT REMEMBER THEM, UNTIL THEY ARE [ DATA DELETED ] THROUGH MY HANDS ! He doesn’t budge.
He was prepared to long ago.... and today is no different.
Let’s get you home.swipes his sword at the both of you, just barely missing as the sword sweeps over your headsUpon seeing Ceilings reaction he stands more confident, preparing himself to dodge if needed
COME ON BIG SHOT, LIKE HE SAID. WE CAN PROVE IT TO YOU TOO ! LETS JUST GO BACK WHERE THINGS ARE BETTER .shrieks and lunges at you again. he is done talking.He’s prepared for this. Small and strong.
His first instinct is to get Big Shot out of the way, so he does.
Pushing him aside, out of reach from **[God’s.]** Sword.He' outraged that he was pushed away and yet, by now he's aware he's useless. But at least he uses one of his attacks to try to at least distract neo even if just a bit: Several mini big shot spamtons walk and scamper around NEO. Hopefully that will make Ceiling a harder target to attackgoes to stomp on them but is wracked with more piercing pain in his head, stumbling backwards from the mini big shits and sweeping them out of the way with his wires, but not actually damaging them. he doesnt know why he did thisHm. Wonder if he could fit in that ceiling.. Maybe If he drops down on Neo’s head...drops his sword, it slowly disappearing into a red mist and extends his wires towards big shot and ceiling spamton, wrapping around them tightlyhe's crying?He's never been this scared in his life. The bodies, the screaming, everything has him completely paralyzed in terror of something he thought he would never witness. The feeling of the wires tightly around his body feel exactly how the phone cords choking him feel in his nightmares.
Until he hears the crying. Suddenly all of it clears up, even if momentarily and he thinks of an idea. His last resort.
HEY. NEO. SPAMTON. LET'S HAVE A HEART TO HEART.
It is a dangerous, stupid fool's errand but from the little space that the wires arent fully covering his chest, he releases out his own chained heart. It is a golden hue, shining perfectly with the exception of a single crack in the middle of it.looks down and freezes, unmoving like a statue. if it werent for the steam emitting from his mouth you would think he had shut down WHAT IS.His own heart beats... but steady. Unflinching.
It remains unseen.. out of sight. These two didn’t need to see it.
And Big Shot had quite an interesting plan...
YES. I THINK THIS IS [ What a wonderful idea.]He looks at ceiling and hopes he can guide them back into the chamber He offers up his hand... just like he always does.drops the two down back to the ground, surprisingly gentlytakes his little pawlooks towards big shot and twists his wires into a hand-like shape and hesitantly offers itHe holds it a little shakily still, but he's got the spirit
...Alright lets go back.a full body exhaustion hits him all at once, causing him to stumble a bit as his eye tries to slide shut And there they go. Spamton knows the way... he’d memorized the route the very first day he’d appeared in that room.
These friends.. despite being other versions of himself... he wouldn’t give them up.
STAY AWAKE JUST A BIT [ Longer ].
We’re almost baCK.mumbles under his breath, very staticky and distorted but barely intelligible haha..... knew you liked it :) It’s blinding light for a few seconds. Then a door.... then. home.
Looks to the side embarrassed Mini furbies....
-He hands him cold hard cash, it is a lot more than they need-Snatches it a little bit too enthusiastically
Thank you!
I'm gonna ring us up I think there's a big table right by the playplace-Smiles at Spamtong and turns to help addispam.-
Thank you, big shot!Talks to the cashier about their orders and orders a meal for himself too since he's not paying and waits for the meals next to the counter, turns to Big Shot while waiting
So, how're your eyes, kid? They look pretty fucked up-He gives his usual award winning smile, despite his eyes being red- Don't worry about it. They're just a little strained from...that. Wow it did hurt!ShuddersLooks at king approvingly, rubbing his eyes, and looking determined. He takes the meals with his big arms to help Addispam.
Of course, as always.
Now.
Spamtons.
We claim this MCdonalds as ours.Returns smiling pleased Everything is sorted out (:puts the furby toy on his head and carries NEO's nuggies on his arms FINE. I GUESS.
Time works in funny ways. A fleeting moment in some place may be in an eternity for another, it all depends of who is observing it.
For our Big shot who walked out of the chamber with NEO in his arms, who was in a desperate life or death situation, it has been a month since it all.
Lets observe what they are doing now.
Both currently are taking a stroll around a road in the cyber field, a much calmer place compared to the big city, watching the green skies and colors of this dark world.
looks around, both hands stuffed into the pocket of his blazer, cigarette clamped firmly between his teeth. Y'KNOW, IM SHOCKED WE HAVENT BEEN OUT THIS FAR FROM THE CITY YET IN THE... [error: date missing] TIME WE'VE BEEN HERE? IT LOOKS NICER THAN THE CYBER FIELDS I REMEMBER THATS FOR SURE AHEAHAHe shrugs, this time wearing a nice trenchcoat
I Mean, it's not like the doctors would let someone in recovery out to walk into the air quotes Wilderness so early, so I never thought of taking you here. It is nice. No under construction signs, no extra graphics or eye pollution
ashes his cigarette to the side I THINK I MADE [world record speedrun] TIME IN MY RECOVERY THOUGH DONT YOU THINK flexes his new prosthetic arm, still not really used to the feeling of having Two Arms againHe puts his hands on hips, smiling cheekily MY PUNCHES ARE EFFECTIVE, ONE AND DONE WITH STRENGTH ALONE.
You're right on that. I hope I'm just as Nuclear blast resistance as you...NOT THAT I WANT TO FIND OUT THOUGH.raises his eyebrow NOT AT ALL?laughs and coughs, but only from the inhaled cigarette smoke and not internal damageHe laughs, doing his stupid poses as usual
YEAH ACTUALLY... THIS IS THE PLACE I GOT INTO THE CHAMBER LAST TIME. YOU REMEMBER I WAS IN CAMPING GEAR?He gestures at the passage. It is perfectly average. He walks while talking
ONE TIME I WAS HERE AND--watches as big shot just blinks out of existence and laughs THATS PRETTY FUNNY I GOTTA SAYwalks into the passage behind big shot and blips out of existence as well, the sound not unlike when a tv is turned off
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He smiles genuinely, giving a bow and a nod.
It is nice to meet you personally. Now I know the face of the one who's been looking out for us in the chamber.* There is a chill breeze blowing between them, but it is almost too silent to be noticed. The wind however doesn't seem to touch him; there is no floor, but there is no gravity either. The empty darkness is all-consuming, like the ocean, but comforting, like a vast duvet. It's hard to tell where the Doctor ends, and where the space begins. There's a stillness in the air, despite the breeze. As if hours could pass on the single tick of a clock.
* A table comes into vision. It's set for a meal.
WOULD YOU BE INTERESTED
IN A CUP OF TEA?He observes what can be observed. Feeling a mix of nervousness, awe, wonder and confusion. He walks to the table, making himself comfortable
Thank you for the hospitality, I'll happily have a cup. I believe we have quite a bit to catch up on. I've been thinking of the whole process* Two disembodied hands serve him a cup, and pull out a chair that just materialized, beckoning him to sit. Doctor Gaster folds his hands politely in front of his bib, a crooked smile as big as the salesman's.
QUITE THE SHY TALKER
ARE YOU NOT?He just allows himself to be seated, mimicking the gesture and sighing
I used to be quite the loudmouth back then didn't I?
I've come to be pretty...introspective with time. Learned that keeping my thoughts to myself was the best option, so I'm still unlearning that.* He nods, and his hands pour him a cup as well. He folds back across the table from Pink.
AFTER ALL
THERE IS NO SAFER PLACE
THAN THE CONFINES OF ONE S OWN MINDHe takes a sip of his drink, pleased with the warmth from it. Nodding in agreement to his statement.It is a few moments until he can finally figure out what to say
Well I assume since you did want a more thorough approach regarding the changes to my face, I'll ask first. How much will this hurt, if at all?He laughs, a bit reminiscent of a proper Apamton laugh
Personally i would withstand a lot, but if I have to not go through it, I'll take the option of a pain free experience.* More hands materialize. They hold a clipboard and a pen. Expectant.He touches his own face, a bit lost in thought
Even weirder, I Think I want a few differences such a stronger eyebrows...And the subtlest hint of wrinkles? Fit of a well conserved 40 year old man that just show up when I'm making faces. Like a crow's feet showing up when I give a smile. I don't know. I'd like to look my age.* The hands scribble up and down the clipboard as he nods along and sips his tea.
WHAT WONDERFUL
WONDERFUL
CHOICES
ANYTHING ELSE?
IT IS NOT YOUR TIME* A low rumble, almost like the sound of a building settling, shakes the entire place. Soft, rhythmic. It's laughter.
UNDERSTOOD.
THOSE CAN ALL BE ARRANGED
NOW
I WILL TELL YOU SOMETHING
YOU MIGHT NOT ENJOYHe chuckles a bit and tilts his head, curious What is?* There's nothing next to or around them for miles and miles.
PLEASE
LET ME KNOW IF YOU NEED ANYTHING AS WELL* His perpetual crooked smile looks sadder.
YOU CANNOT PROVIDE THEM* His body seems to melt onto the floor. Soon, what is a face is simple disc. What is a collar is now a puddle. Those too vanish, and Pink is left with his own thoughts.
* Not alone. The nothingness surrounds him like a cozy blanket. Almost a hug.He closes his eyes. Resting himself. This nothingness might have been just what he needed for a bit. To be lost for a while and alone is his true bliss
He holds a pair of glasses, he doesn't know the shape nor color, he just felt them and held into it
I found this, not sure if it's yours, but feel free to [Check it out]* The glasses are triangular, shaded. It's hard to discern what color the lenses are, but they seem to be warm.
* The glasses of a tool.
* He picks them up and lays them back on the floor. They are absorbed by the darkness.
NO THESE WOULD NOT BE IT
BUT YOUR EFFORT IS TRULY
TRULY
APPRECIATED
MAYBE THEY WILL BE REMEMBERED SOON.
NOW
* He approaches. His hands touch Spamton carefully; they are soft, cold, but the grip is firm. He won't let him get lost. The Doctor lays him down, and for a moment it is impossible to discern if it's a working table, the comfortable lap of a loved one, or the surface of an endless ocean that he laid upon.
* There is a hand, holding a menacing screwdriver. It awaits patiently.
REMEMBER
THIS WILL ONLY HURT
JUST AS MUCH AS YOU THINK IS DESERVED
* The screwdriver digs onto the side of Spamton's face, and softly pries the face off, like lifting the front panel of an electronic device.He doesn't flinch, he doesn't react. He knows he doesn't deserve any more pain after all he's gone through, and so this feels like a simple maintenance check he's had several times in his world. His eyes are closed and he simply lets the doctor work on the patient in peace.* He exposes his wiring, his flesh and coding, and gently detaches the strong, unbending piece of plastic from Spamton's head. The closed eyes are gently pushed off with the butt of the screwdriver, left to lay over the coiled optical nerves.
* The face plaque is lifted, and he observes it, almost as if trying to put it in an imaginary hook. It should be gone. It should be forgotten. He releases it, and lets the darkness absorb it.
A MAN WITHOUT A FACE.
* The hands rummage through the box, and start attaching pieces of... clay? resin? Attaching pieces of something onto a wired frame.
HARDLY A MAN AT ALL.
HOW ARE YOU FEELING?His voice comes deep in from his throat rather than his face, so all that changes is that his voice sounds more like it's coming from a microphone.
I feel fine. It feels like a dentist visit but a little more intense. The feeling of being detached like this as always is...interesting.* The hands mold a closed mouth, and use tools for all the crevices and lines it deserves.
SOUNDS LIKE IT IS ROUTINE FOR YOU
I WOULD NOT EXACTLY CALL THIS AS MUNDANE AS
A VISIT TO THE DENTIST
EVEN IF IT DOES FEEL JUST AS TENSEA sound similar to a light chuckle comes out of him.
Unfortunately it is routine. People loved to give me a few makeovers, specially when I ended up getting my own face destroyed at times.
I will say however you've been the most gentle and pleasant person to work with.* The void rumbles again. It's not exactly a laugh, but it's something that wants to be one.
* He turns his attention to the hair. How soft and plush-like it is. A comb is produced, and two more hands take care of it, tangling and untangling it and changing the style ever so slightly. Soft curls turn into spikes, plush turns into sleek.
* There's finally a nose on the face. How charming! The hands get to work on other expression lines, subtle, thin, but visible.
LET ME TAKE A LOOK AT THESE STRINGS NOW
* The pair of hands holding Spamton do stretches and crack knuckles.* The hands pull a string from his throat. It's blood red, sparkles against the light. They slowly pull it out, being careful not to make it too uncomfortable. They go off to do their own work.
WILL NOT TAKE MUCH LONGER NOW
I WILL MAKE SURE THIS CODE IS
SCRUBBED UP
OF EVERY IMPERFECTION AND DISCONTENT
* A salmon-colored small tub of paint is retrieved from the box, and adds the final touches to the face. They let it dry for a moment.
WAS YOUR STAY HERE
JOYFUL?* The hands come back, strings tangled on their fingers like the start of a cat's cradle. Another set of hands comes to meet them.
* Meanwhile, a third set (because you can't just have too many hands) fixes the wiring around the backside of the new face. Everything in its rightful place.
* That's enough playing for now. The hands untangle the code and wrap it around two fingers.
* With a satisfying "snap", the face is seamlessly attached to the body.
* His body seeps into the darkness, but the hands hold firm. Seems like someone wants to remember him. They can't, however. Not until he is finished.* The hands gently offer the bunched up strings of code to Spamton.
WHY DO YOU NOT GO
FOR A SMALL
"TEST DRIVE"?
OPEN YOUR MOUTH
SWALLOW YOUR ESSENCE.
He takes the strings, his face feels a little sore. Regardless He feels different and that in itself warrants the tiniest, yet the most legitimate of smiles.
I....Thank you.* And there really isn't. As Pink gets more physically present, as the Spamtons call for him and reach for his essence, he loses his grip on immateriality.
* The void slowly fades away, and so does the Doctor. It is simply mere darkness now.
* There is only silence and emptiness.
=================composes himself, papping at his face a few times before lighting a cigarette and taking a deep drag off of it before walking back through the tunnel that leads to the chamber
In his office
What did I just hear?
That sounded like someone was witnessing clownery to it's worst. Wow.He closes the door to the room, anyone can technically still hear their talk if they so wish to pry
Yes i'm sure! Don't worry about it. Take a seat.
He gestures to the second chair in front of his office deskHe slowly scampers up the tall (for him) chair, sitting down and folding his hands in his lap. Polite.
Nervous(?)
SO. UM..... WHATS THIS ALL ABOUT?He smiles very sweetly, picking up a clipboard and a pen, tucking it on his hair, then picking up another pen to take notes
SO...I wanted to actually talk about your new body! He.. blinks. Confused
WAIT WAIT WAIT [ Take it back now Yall!]
,,,,, YOU WERE BEING SERIOUS ABOUT THAT?He beams a bit before taking a small polaroid picture of a mannequin from the clipboard and giving it to ceiling
These are the Spamton shaped mannequins we have. They're only the top, but I know a few guys who can get legs customized any way you want. How tall do you want to be?He takes the picture slowly, staring at it for a moment. Then another.
His hands shake ever so slightly, and his face is hidden by his hair.
THIS.. UM. THIS IS VERY [GENEROSITY] OF YOU.
,,,,,You’re really sure about this? I [ Can’t pay you back yet, man.]He squints in confusion
YOU'RE MY FRIEND THOUGH AND THAT'S WHAT MATTERS! This is the least I can do for you.
How tall again? He pushes his glasses up to wipe at his face.
I AM... YOU. KIND OF.
UM... GOOD QUESTION.
WHAT HEIGHT SUITS ME, DO YOU THINK?Smirks and writes that down Got you tigerHe slides to him a paper questionnaire and a pencil, while he's been scribbling on his own paper it seems he's just doodling random shit so he seems professional
It has every limb and body part categorized and a few checkboxes on what material you want for them. Please fill it out for me. We have Plush, Plastic, Ceramics, silicone and fiberglass. He takes the checklist, looking it over carefully.
He’ll never be organic again, and he’s accepted that long ago. And being almost 99% plush has been cute but. Not the most practical.
He just wants to be soft.. soft plastic. Still huggable. It takes a bit (especially the unmentionables....) But he’s done!
HERE! [ Alllllll finished!] He takes the survey with a puzzled look
NO WONDER YOU WERE UPSET, I WOULD TOO! AHEAHEA WELL. WE'RE GETTING THAT A LITTLE MEDIATED AT LEAST!He gets up to be in front of him extends his hand for a handshakeHe doesn’t shake his hand.
He gets a hug instead.Hugs back on instinct, oh he's so soft right now.
Don't mention it, Ceiling. We should go get some food now. I'm also a little famished from all that moving.War cry as he follows after him, closing the office down
BUSTS IN HELLOOOOOOOO [[ACTION PARK]]
he's weepingHe's shooting pipis everywhere
ISNT VIOLENCE THE ANSWER?Spamton is just hitting things with his broken arm because he's pathetic and has nothingturns out neo hasnt actually burned anything, he's just been cryingHe is having the time of his life burning everythingSpamton pulls out his iPad and plays solitaireblasts some pipis into the airHe doesn't understand FreecellBURNS STUFF FOR REAL THIS TIME AHEAHAHAHAHASpamton has moved on to Tripeaks solitare, the one on the Microsoft CollectionLooks away at the wikipedia entry HAHA YEASpamton realizes he is shit at card gamesneo's neo form sure is super corrupted from previous events. he's glitching a lotSpamton is trying out RAID: Shadow Legends:tm: is an immersive online experience with everything you'd expect from a brand new RPG title. It's got an amazing storyline, awesome 3D graphics, giant boss fights, PVP battles, and hundreds of never before seen champions to collect and customize. I never expected to get this level of performance out of a mobile game. Look how crazy the level of detail is on these champions! RAID: Shadow Legends:tm: is getting big real fast, so you should definitely get in early. Starting now will give you a huge head start. There's also an upcoming Special Launch Tournament with crazy prizes! And not to mention, this game is absolutely free! So go ahead and check out the video description to find out more about RAID: Shadow Legends:tm:. There, you will find a link to the store page and a special code to unlock all sorts of goodies. Using the special code, you can get 50,000 Silver immediately, and a FREE Epic Level Champion as part of the new players program, courtesy of course of the RAID: Shadow Legends:tm: devs.Raid: Shadow Legends sucks, turns out. He's going to get addicted to a Gacha game next. OH I DO!!!he suddenly goes still and keels over, reverting back to his normal formHe sighs. Fun time is over, time for serious adult mode. He picks up his tiny little body and frozen like theyre hamburgers and books it back to the chamberHe is sitting at his office, lazily organizing the stuff he left there the other day. Fuck.knocks on the door to big shot's office CAN I COME IN?The door is open.comes in, gently closing the door behind him WHATS UP BIG SHOT? YOU LOOK. WELL IM GONNA BE [an honest man] AND SAY YOU LOOK LIKE SHITholds his hands up I DIDNT MEAN IT AS AN INSULT I AM JUST [worried] !!! WHATS [eating at you] ?He’s stood outside the door like he throwed up.He's about to answer and notices ceiling, and gives him an eyebrow raiseHe tries pretending he's not paying attention by mindlessly going through his paperstilts his head in confusion WHAT HAPPENED THE OTHER DAY? AS FAR AS IM AWARE THINGS HAVE BEEN [peachy-keen] THE LAST COUPLE OF DAYS he’s there nowlooks over to ceiling, INCREIDBLY confused DID YOU DO SOMETHING? DID YOU [piss in his wheaties] OR SOMETHING?drags his hand down his face WHY AM I [dumb of ass]Glares at ceiling That you went and...[[BURN DOWN ACTION PARK]]He loses his mad face for a second while talking about it and shakes it, trying to keep the anger on
YOU DID [[WE BURN [[for ceiling]]]]
slumps into the chair across from big shot's desk, horrifiedHe points at ceilinghes holding his head in his hands, cigarette forgotten about
There is steam coming out of his headhe's making a quiet error beep as he thinks about the consequences of burning down his former place of employment and its employees https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvRiF8Fjkjswhips his head towards ceiling YOUHe is fighting the primal urge to comfort Neo. No. He must be stronghis shoulders slump, jamming his cigarette back in his mouth PEOPLE....He can't handle it and his hand automatically goes for his back, rubbing circles
THERE, THERE BIG GUY. I THINK IT WAS PEOPLE, I DON'T KNOW ACTUALLY... DIDN'T THE DEVIL GO WITH YOU BECAUSE HE WAS THE ONE WHO KEPT INFLUENCING YOU TO DO IT.He realizes he's really dropping his facade and turns away, crossing his arms and looking upset as beforeHe is laughing now OF COURSE HE DID!! YOU KEEP WORRYING US FOR NO GOOD REASONlooking at ceiling BITCH]he's still shaken up, but he's smiling a bit nowHe gets up and sighs.
BUT I HAVE SOMETHING TO DO AND I WANT YOU TO HELP ME WITH IT AS A PAYMENT FOR UPSETTING ME FOR A WHOLE DAYcoughs a bit at that vocal hiccupsmiles and heads out the door into the common area, still shaken up but what can you doHe scampers outIt is cybercity alright! The 1999 city is bustling with life as another refreshing day in the internet goes by. Spamton's face is everywhere as usual, the under construction roads are changed to roads to fit more traffic. Big shot walks with intent, as he makes his way inside his office in the queen's castle. Ceiling in hand and Neo alongside him
REALLY HOW DOES ONE HAVE SUCH SHIT LUCK TO JUST END UP FALLING INTO A TUB LIKE THAT? HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN SINCE THAT AGAIN?He’s just crumb sized now, hanging out in Big Shot’s hand... this guy does nothing but grip him huhHe is holding him extremely gently, scared of ever hurting him like that
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WELL. GUESS YOU GOTTA SEE IT FOR YOURSELF....OR RATHER. I HAVE TO HOLD YOU SO YOU CAN SEE IT FOR YOURSELF IT IS.
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Wtf is that?????dashes over to the white sheet and whips it off with a flourish, extending his arms to show it off TA DAAAAAAA
He’s crying!! He’s like gross sobbing Just a lil crumb in a big Spamton’s worldHe pets his little head ever so gently LET'S GET YOU LOADED IN BIG GUY?His speech is still so garbled from the 15 minutes ago acid
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEEEEEEEEEHe keeps wiping his eyes but the tears are not stoppingsniffle THIS IS SO SO SO NICE I [ I can’t believe this is happening to me!!!] whimper😇
He does unload him from the Very tiny disk now. this thing is so small. almost like a sd card. oh lord. he is so very very careful about it. He places it on the back panel, it should work normally, as tiny as it is now right?. He hopes for the best.. . . . . . .
It’s very quiet now. In a dark dark room... it’s like a waiting room. Big Shot must have have unloaded the disk.
The dark here is different here, it’s comfortable, like being wrapped in a warm blanket from the drier.
. . . . . . . It’s time to wake up.His eyes slowly blink open.....
It doesn’t hurt anymore.He's observing the body load up. The glasses are on his face, in fact, his face is on his face, great! But so is...His hair is greying in real time? He stares bewildered and stares at the mannequin's hands, just like with neo, two perfect circular holes are carved clean in his hands. He looks at his own and rubs them uncomfortably.
HELLO? ANYONE IN?He rubs his own palms even more uncomfortably. Please, stay normalsideyes big shotHis eyes shoot open but he’s not awake yet.
https://youtu.be/eSNqzTwHiuUCeiling’s old body... disintegrates? It’s fading away, out of reality entirely. Wonder where it’s going.
As it disappears... The noises from Ceiling get quieter and quieter until he’s silent.
He’s awake.He watched it crumble away, a little nervous about it. That was horrifying. But Okay.He strikes his proudest smile and extends his hand out for a handshake HOW DO YOU FEEL? LIKE A MILLION DARK DOLLARS?Still a little wobbly, he takes Big Shot’s hand gently
I will, I think? I feel better now than I have in a long time.
,........ it doesn’t hurt anymore... my body I mean.He gives him a salesman firm shake, pleased with the results, looking a little up as he's definitely shorterOffers his shoulder OF COURSE, LETS GET YOU MOVING. Using Big Shot to stabilize himself, he sits up, then stands up.
His legs are wobbly, but he’s getting used to them quicklyLooks at Neo with innocent sparkles coming out of his face
] He does remember that. The whole
“Make me 1 inch taller than him.” Thing. Teeheesmiles genuinely and claps ceiling on the shoulder YEAH YOU SURE ARE PALgrips his shoulder with force FUNNY HOW YOU ARE /JUST/ THAT MUCH TALLER THAN ME THOUGHHe let’s go of Big Shot’s shoulder to pull him into a great big hug... one arm is still extended
HEHEHE I AM SO FULL OF [inch]
ANYWAY COME HERE I WANT [ hugs with friends]laughs a bit and hugs ceiling tightlyHe goes in for the hug, feeling very accomplished. Group hug time! awww hes crying (again)!!!!whispers towards big shot hey you might want to back away here in a second smileHe smiles, knowing, and walks away, sitting on his desk to enjoy the showsmiles so sweetlyholds him out at arms length, smiling😊
grips ceiling and pulls him close in what seems like a hug at first but then........................LIFTS HIM UP AND SLAMS HIM INTO THE GROUND IN A POWERSLAM
He is laughing his ass off in the backgroundSCREECHESpicks ceiling up by the legs and starts spinning into a Giant Swing Actually you know what? This is the best possible outcome!! It would be weirder if he was like... too happy about this.
WOULDNT IT BE SO MESSED UP IF I [vommed] ON YOU
walks away from ceilings body on the ground, clapping his hands together COUNT HIM OUT, BIG SHOTHe hops out of his desk to act like the judge GOT IT
smiles so cutelyHe's so very satisfied about this, and helps ceiling get up again WELL. NOW YOU TWO HAVE BODIES AS GOOD AS THEY GET. YOU'RE EVEN A LITTLE [ME] SHAPED TOO CEILING.He heads out the door, excited about itHe Follows... cutely❤️, dragging the cardigan down just a bitdashes out the door as well
He's shaking violentlysits in a corner and lights a cigarette, holding the pack towards big shotHe gently holds one of Big Shot’s shoulders BREATH BIG GUYShakily takes one and tries breathing, letting out a comical windows 98 chord sigh. A https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YcgHvp6xIosilently lights his cigarette, taking a long drag off his own SO CEILING. HOW IS THE ROOM?Oh yeah!!! He looks around
ITS... REALLY NICE ACTUALLYHe takes a drag, thank fuck for
A what now?smiles knowinglyHe digs up in the attic's contents. Seems like there were still stuff from other people there. He finds a polaroid
Does this work?He sighs and puts it on his inventory for later. Digging and rustling more he finds a cookie tin. The bottom is just reflective enough How about this? He scampers away... to the other side of the room.
Awkward but, he sits down to do this (considering his ass might be out a lil... oh my god they took his ass in the body transfer)
He angles it, and....
NEO.
He gently flops over, hands stretched above him. He’s just looking at them.
I STILL CANT BELIEVE THIS. THAT [ this is really you!!]He laughs, more relaxed now Yep! That is you. I bet it'll be easier to make coffee with these hands now huhgrowlstilts his head, raising an eyebrow at ceiling WHATS UP?
He freaking LUNGES at neo but it’s for a hug
I MISSED YOU [be my bestie!] SO BADwheezesHe was actually asleep, he momentarily wakes up only to blurt it out and sleep again
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Mimimimimi...
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starts whistling
HES yellingRuns on all fours like a wild animal
WHAT, WHAT'S WRONG?doesnt say anythingHe thinks for a moment, looks down on his tie for concentration
A - T - T - I - C ?starts playing musicVery loud snorttrying REALLY REALLY REALLY HARD not to laugh
WHEEZESHe picks him up, seems like some things never change and throws him at the wall like a dartCLAPShe’s laying there after being thrown
Looks at ceiling and backs awayScamperinhalesyellshis face is bright redpretends to fucking dieHe freezes, trying to process any of this. He doesn't understand what any of this means
They hear a broom knocking from the floor downstairs
HEY! !
SOME OF US WANT TO [Beauty nap] IN HERE!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFake dies again
Stepping into Sera’s version of Cyber City is... different than most Spamton’s cyber cities.
Roads that lead out into other cities and towns to explore, and something as close to a sky as physically possible exists.
But it’s nice. He can walk the streets freely, despite being a celebrity again.Theyre still at this fuckin spa, these mfs needed a day off!
he walks out towards the front?? door?? does it even count as a front door when it just leads back to the original room? Whatever. He goes there. He opens the door and finds... A letter? Just sitting on floor of the old room. It looks pretty non descript, all things considered. It has his name written on the front in a forgettable font and is sealed with a glittery heart sticker on the back. It also has another piece of paper attached to it. What the fuck. That's not how letters work, you put them all IN the envelope. Whoever sent this obviously is kind of an idiot.The attached note says:- Subject: ILOVEYOU
->Kindly check the attached LOVELETTER coming from me.
->LOVE-LETTER-FOR-YOU.TXT.vbs
->from: ☒اŮðsžšåÞя©ŠðsžšåÞя½without much forethought he tears off the note and immediately rips open the envelope.as soon as its open, a cloud of multi-colored pixilated dust explodes into his face, getting into his eye(s) nose AND mouth. euuugh. Glitterbombs? really? in the year of our [[angel]] 20xx?ACHOOhis eye droops a bit, going a bit pixelated before clearing up almost immediately WHAT WAS I SAYING ? OH RIGHT... I CAN'T BELIEVE [this horrid little sponge] GOT AN [hot anonymous tip] LOVE LETTER! SOMEONE OUT THERE HAS [dead taste buds] AHEAHAHAhe drops the remains of the envelope to the floor and heads back in, not noticing it disappear in a cloud of static before hitting the ground
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He laughs, shaking his head I think i'm good from your shitty antics. Your place....what's it like?mumbling incomprehensibly It's not like ill end up there anywaysclears throat
Let's go?He just walks, looking back at him, squinting Rotten pretty boy ? Me? reallyHe gets in, not sure what to expectHe walks back running to the door, producing a pop up and throwing it at high speeds through the living roomHe follows himIt is....interesting okay. That's for sure. He immediately feels out of place, but it's interesting seeing a place that isn't just full of his face everywhere. So reminiscent, yet so different.
huh...A lot more familar than I thought it'd be....yet not somehow.He catches that and smiles.
Suggestion box??he's very confused and marvelling the flowers...almost wanting to pluck one for himself... but he resists He Takes a heart it, with a small shrug, putting it on his breast pocket. Just bein' courteous, you know.
A kid did all this? Really?He looks at these stores and pop ups...A lot of it seems much more "futuristic" in his brain compared to 99's cybercity...What a view.He tries to order it, confused about technology. What the fuck. What the fuck. But he somehow manages to order something! He's proud of himself, holding the darkburger triumphantly
Come on I know you have a vendetta against me but saying I can't even match a child? That's bullshit.He sighs, rubbing the bridge above his nostrils. Well fuck you too man. I'm not asking you to rate how good you think my dissing is.He slaps his own mouth as he says that. OH. ERHe looks at him conflicted, face contorted into a wide eyed disbelief. What the fuck is wrong with you I swear . You shouldn't be HAPPY about that.
4He has no time to react, he just hears what spencer says and turns his head to be sarcastic and is hit by the coke can, nose thankfully shielding it away from his face like a strong jab and slapping it to the floor. It flips and lands perfectly upwards.
2He's so mad he's so mad
YOU KNOW WHAT, THIS IS WHY EVERYONE LEFT YOU!!! BECAUSE YOU'RE LIKE THIS. YOU PUSH PEOPLE AWAY, YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE SO YOU TREAT THEM LIKE SHIT AND HAVEN'T CHANGED AT ALL AND THAT'S WHY NO ONE WANTS TO BE AROUND YOU. YOU KNEW ALL THAT COULD HAPPEN YET YOU KEEP DOING THIS SHIT!! ! NO ONE WANTS TO BE YOUR FRIEND AND IT'S ALL YOUR DAMN FAULT YET YOU'RE TAKING IT OUT ON ME. HOW DOES IT FEEL BIG SHOT? KNOWING THAT YOU DID THIS TO YOURSELF AND YOU KEEP DOING IT BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO PATHETIC TO MOVE ON FROM YOUR GLORY DAYS?
3Yet...As he's fuming, the regret of letting that out....something that might actually partially a projection of his fears of what he could become. He feels bad about it almost instantaneouslyHe sighs, shaking his head, going down to take his can...he still wants to drink that. It's not....pity. It's--- Whatever. Have it your way.He looks at his bags, and notices now that they are in a beach... it brings him memories Why did you buy so many rocks anyways???
...huh...This place.He seems offended. But somehow also takes it into consideration. Stones huh.
So...How would that work then? The rules of the game.He is skipping stones, having a nice time about it.
1- Were you living in the garbage can before this "Kris" child showed up?
2- Were you a Salesman as a big shot?
3- Have you used the basement body....NEO....?
4- Did you have a solid friend group before all things went wrong?
5- Do you have any blood related family members?He seems to take all of these...Carefully. Thinking back on the chamber members and crossing a few things out of his mind. He's taking this game seriously and getting a little competitiveHe laughs as he watches spencer's reaction to his superb rock throwing skills. He knew skipping rocks while procrastinating work in his average addison daysWould pay somedayHe's laughing like hyena as he OBLITERATES his ass in this game. FUCK YOU SPENCER. HAHAHAHAHAHe points at his mouth scar Does that Scar still hurt?
17- Are you...alive?
18- Did you put yourself back together?
19- Was it someone else?
20- Are you worried about me?He smiles softly upon hearing that last question. He can confirm something he was suspicious about in his head.He also laughed way too hard in his last round, losing performance and accidentally letting him him. He accepts it though.
Well...That's a 4 on 1. A win, I say.He laughs softly, but freezes when the finger is shaken at his face. It is....familiar.
His body is really sore and he is kind of craving a smoke and takes one cig and borrowing his lighter from him, unceremoniously, giving him a tongue out when he does so. Something about it seems familiar.
I don't.....Maybe i've toned down myself too much. I don't want to be the asshole on the top that everyone just [tolerates] anymore. I'm tired of being ruthless...
But I guess having no spine doesn't do much either huh? I've been noticing that. specially when I feel nothing but a doll in a messed up play.He smirks as he curses. He knows.
Well...How can you be so sure of that now? You said yourself this is [it]. Are you just going to never try your chances with them again?
He takes a drag of his himself, stretching his back and grumbling to himself a bit.
The top is...rough for sure. I've been there for a good while. I know how people can be. But seems like you know how it feels already so it's beating a dead horse. I'm nice, but I'm not...stupid...in that way.
Can you stop calling me that stuff? That shit is irritating.He squints at him You recognize that name from anything? I...Learned of it after a really weird day which I swear to fucking hell I felt like I just relived by how much by body started randomly aching. 1He's a bit desperate, but he knows it's not going to be the last time he sees him
...Can I call you that?
He looks a bit hesitant before looking decidedly
Actually you can't stop me, I'm calling you that.They eventually make the walk back into the portal back to the chamber, and he bids him a polite goodbye. His instincts want to be social and hug and nuzzle him, but he knows better than this...for now. 2 2For a moment, he hears that and more confusing memories flood his head
Ah....
He doesn't say anything for a good while, standing there by himself. The only things now that could show what he remembers are the pop ups displayed above his head
3He's a little quiet, and decides to go back to the house as quietly as possible. something tells him it's late and people are asleep.Trashton takes a deep breath. This is the first time he’s left the chamber since he first woke up in it. Will he be able to do this? Or will he just end up in a void?
No. It’s now or never. He HAS to try! Everyone’s counting on him right now!
1And so, he steps through the doorway, and ends up somewhere else...When he opens his eyes, he's in another city. It looks like his, but doesn't. Well, that was a good sign already; at least he didn't have to worry about being trapped in the void forever or something like that.
He rushes over to the nearest drug store, there's not much time before things get really bad!People are looking at him weird, but he just assumes that's a Regular Spamton Thing™️ at this point. He walks into the drug store, and requests as much over the counter medicine as he can afford, along with a first aid kit. The cashier looks suspicious, but quickly shuts up once he shows he can pay for it.
Once he gets the medicine, he puts it in his messenger bag and holds onto the first aid kit as he rushes back towards the exit. 2He sighs in relief as he's found his way back to the chamber. Right, he needs to check on how the others are doing.Outside of the chamber, back in his own world, Sera sighs.
He hates to have left like that, and Seb’s face.... god.
When all of this is over, he’ll have to apologize. But... not now. Now he just needs to... focus. Focus on organizing this concert, focus on getting the orchestra perfectly rehearsed and ready. He’d be bringing honored guests, after all.
.... well. Actually, he has some time beforehand. Better talk to Nat about this... and also Coda, and Forte, and Segno. Since they know all about the chamber. And... well. About everything else going on in Sera’s head. Mostly.
But it’s nice to talk to them. To be friends again. The reunion tour brought up a lot of emotions, a lot of unsaid apologies. Things that needed to be said.
And for now, that’s where he is. 3 Well. 6 hours later and he’s tired. So tired. And he knows what he’ll be walking back into. But.
At least this time, he’s got a clearer head. A better idea of what he wants to do... what he wants to say. Not yet but. He will just know when the time is right.
He’s walking, walking, and.... Hes out here now. There really is nothing out here. Just... void. Empty space. Nothing at all.
It would be so nice to get a yard, or something. Plants? Something. He looks through his hand-hole... the image of a park, of trees, of grass. A blue sky. There isn’t even a sky here. Everything fades into the same color, same texture.
It’s near impossible to get lost out here... so he’s just going to walk for a while. Maybe see if anything at all exists in this place, besides the home. 3
Any spamton looking out the window would see Sera STORMING back to the house. His glasses are shoved in his pocket, his eyes are furious.
The braids are gone, and there’s a.... paper? In his hand.
The front door of the house slams.And theyre off, to IKEA. Which one? Who knows.
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Well, this is certainly the biggest mansion he’s ever seen. The human taps on his pocket, expecting a response.There's a buzzing conniption in his pocket. Sounds like someone wants out.Guess that means yes.It takes a few moments for him to find a side door he can sneak into. It takes another few to actually get inside.Once in, he fishes out a small, yellowed floppy disk out of his pocket. He flicks it.He's here now. He groans loudly and cracks his back. His back is also loud.
[H0CHI MAMA] YOUR POCKET [Freakazoid] SUCKS
IT'S CRAMPED! !
SMELLS LIKE [Puffy fingers] DUSTHe surveys the room they're in. It's not the basement, but it's close enough to it. Luckily for him, this place doesn't seem to be much different from the one he remembers. He tugs at Spencer's sleeve, pulling him.
COME.He huffs, following along.He leads him down the corridor. He knows exactly where to go to not be seen. He knows exactly where swatchlings can't find them. He's done this before many times.
AND [Buried] DEEP DOWN
IS WHERE [[H e a v e n]] AWAITS ME
SO GOOD YOU SHOVED ME IN YOUR [Pants hole]
GAVE ME A LOT OF TIME TO [Rattle] AND [[Are you pondering what I'm pondering]]
AND YOU WERE RIGHTHe knows he’s right.They go down the stairs. Now there's a force field preventing entrance to another corridor, and a locked door to the side. This is where he always got stuck.
BEHIND THIS IS THE [Generator] [Electrical]
YOU'RE GOING. TO NEED. TO TURN IT ON. FOR ME.
THOSE [Spinny Rides] TURN MY STOMACH [Upside down]
BUT I CAN [[Meet you halfway]], AS ANY GOOD SALESMAN, OF COURSE
He pulls out the KEYGEN from his pocket and walks up to a panel next to the electric force field.He turns the KEYGEN and the machinery in the walls makes a noise, like starting ignition. It doesn't quite make it.
C'MON YOU LITTLE
He tries again. He's flooding it.
[Bark][Bark]
He stops, KEYGEN in the ignition hole, and runs his hands together as if he's warming them up. Third time is the charm. The machinery rumble, and the force field in front of them dissolves.
GOOD GIRL!As he winks, he disappears down the hallway, down a weird teacup ride thing. Whatever. Stranger things have happened in the last few hours.
1It gives him time to think. It gives him a chance to look down at his hands, porcelain shifting into marble when he first got into this world of darkness.If anything, he’s giving the puppet what he’s always wanted. They’re both the same person deep down, right? Surely this means the puppet was always meant to merge with the machine.He hopes it means the same for him.The teacups thump as he reaches the bottom floor, the generator a few steps away. Taking a sharp breath in, he flips the generator switch, gets back in the ride, and waits to meet oh my god are those bullets that’s a lot of bullets
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WELP. DOOR'S [Unstuck] NOW!
He motions with his cigar to the door to the side of the corridor, now wide open, and stands up.
I'VE NEVER GONE THIS [Further] BEFORE.He blows a final puff of his cigar and tosses it out, before walking into the chamber and deep onto the basement's underbelly.He follows. He’s trying to stop himself from shaking.He's not looking back. The darkness and the vines beckon him.
FREEDOM.He shushes him, catching the glimpse of something metallic down the hall.
SHHHSHSHSH
THERE IT IS.
OUTTA MY [Path]!
IT'S MINE! ! !
He pushes Spencer away violently and darts for the robot, disappearing into the darkness.He follows quickly, only stopping once the robot fills his vision. He drops to his knees.He turns around, fuming.
I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO [Scram]
GET THE [Flip] OUT OF HERE!
This is MY [Body]
THIS IS [My] GODHOOD.He pauses before he starts leaving.And with that, he’s gone.Finally, alone. He stares up at the machine.
The machine stares down at him.
The shadows cover both of them like a thin blanket.
It's Heavenly.====================================
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* One empty hand coming from behind him waves at Seb
* He's smilingawkwardly smiles back????? I AM CONFUSION.* A chair manifests from behind Sebastian and gently pushes itself against the back of his knees.
* It's an invitation to sit down.sits down with a quiet OOF* Two hands gesticulate eloquently as he speaks.
FIRST
THEY ARE FORGOTTEN
THE WORLD WOULD NOT CHANGE
NOR A SINGLE LIVING PERSON S LIFE
WOULD THAT THING DISAPPEAR FROM EXISTENCE
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THEY ARE LOST
FOR SOME REASON
REALITY HAS LOST THEM
AND WITHOUT REALITY S CAREFUL
WATCHFUL
EYE
THEY ARE SENT HEREhe sits there silent for a moment..... his gaze downcast maybe thats for the best, honestly.* The emptiness around them seems to hiccup. As if the entire nothingness just shrugged its shoulders.
IT NEVER IS.he reaches into his jacket, searching for cigarettes BUT.mutters, his cigarettes nowhere to be found musta fell out during the trip heresmiles a bit, but it doesnt reach his eyes I'M A REALLY LUCKY GUY THEN, HUH.leans back in his chair, looking up at the.... whatever is above them. sky? ceiling? whatever. he's looking at that WELL. I DONT KNOW HOW I GOT LOST HERE BUT. HOPEFULLY SOMEONE FIGURES IT OUT.* The faint sound of a ringing phone echoes through the darkness. It is impossible to pinpoint where it comes from, besides "far away"
OHperks up a bit HUH* The phone rings again, in the distance. He is not very sure where to look.
WOULD YOU LIKE
TO GET THAT?looks around, not seeing a phonegets up, and starts... walking? towards where he thinks the ringing is coming from, like combing for seashells at the beach.he lifts his hand up in a wave* There is a smile.he's walking, hands in his pockets. how long for? he doesnt knowsuddenly, his foot kicks against something. he kneels down and picks it up.its a nokia brick.the ringing has stopped...... but he pockets it anyways.he starts walking back, kind of aimlessly. The void sure is big.the phone suddnely starts ringing again, making him jump CHRISThe clicks the accept call buttonlooks at the phone, which disconnected on its own DAMN.clicks the call back button desperately with no lucksighs, going back and flopping into the manifested chairlooks over at gaster, noticing their similar... facial scarring HUHmotions between their two faces SAME FACE [kidna]* Two hands behind him are scribbling on a clipboard
HOW VERY
VERY
INTERESTINGnotices the hands, and holds his up SAME HANDS TOO. HUH.* There's another smile, and four more pairs of hands come from behind him.
* They make gentle gestures, and two or three of them shake Seb's hand, pat his hair and boop his nose.smiles despite himself, shaking the hand back vigorously NEAT TRICK YOU GOT THERE MANlaughs YEAH. MORE THAN ME* One of the hands holds a finger up, he draws a breath.
* He vanishes.* A hand manifests in front of Sebastian, holding a blunt between the thumb and the index finger. There's also a lighter held on the grasp of the remaining ones. He himself is nowhere to be seen.gratefully takes the blunt and the lighter and smokes the fuck up
feels his new phone buzz in his pocket, he pulls it out and hits "accept"
Well. Here he is again.Straight through the side door, straight into the basement, straight past where the generator was turned off (thank goodness).The human hasn’t said a word.
He knows this place well, he's been there before. He just doesn't understand who's dimension is this...Why does this look so much like Seb's body now that there is no vessel in it? How did they even get access to this place?
I hope you understand what I said earlier now.No person in it*, evenHe seems to gauge a reaction, but doesn't think he'll get much out of him.
But...ultimately, I'm forever bound by my strings. A Marionette cannot move without them.
He looks up at the bright green strings attached to his body. They've always been there. He just doesn't understand why they're only visible in this form
And if i'm right...The last one who used this vessel before him... Also had a human soul.
It didn't help.His grip on the vessel tightens.He's closer to where the body should stay at, making sure he won't miss the spot.
But a personal tip? From a puppet to a human?
Normalcy is a blessing. Cherish it when you get it.He laughs. It's hollow.He pulls back the sleeve of one of his prosthetic arms. Despite a few slight differences, it's almost the same as the vessel's arm.It doesn't really faze him. What's the story behind it, if you want to entertain an old man?He places the body down, in a comfortable position...Takes a marker and a post it, and writes down with his little letters "Please disinfect before first use." 3
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I don't. The body is in the basement, that's all I got from [The phone].
Who offered you this [Unforgettable Deal]He does a slicing motion on arm.e motions to the vessel...that.He spots the entrance they came from, sighing in relief and changing back forms. Back into a 5'2 cat man he goesHe walks in through the door, continuing back in the common areaHe follows them quickly.
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He does a little screaming, at least 5 minutes of it. Good lord. Whoever is around the area must think a wild animal is being murdered.And as he's done, he takes a deep breath, smiling very sweetly, holding some pipis and walking back inside his passageway.They're back into his cybercity. [1999] They're inside a utility room.
He opens the utility room and gets out...They're greeted by a huge, busy mall full of darknersSeb?????
Are we? Looks,,, [love what you did with the place]Nvm. He looks out into the mall
Oh! That was [storage/utility] [[teehee]He proudly presents it to them, while others stare at the scene, you can hear mutters of "Is that fucking spamton?"dusts himself off, wiping his mouth with the back of his handHe offers his paw to Seb... towards the non wiped hand.gives sera his wiped hand, since it was closest
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As you see, My esteemed customers, We're going on a SPECIAL tour towards the most luxurious clothing stores, He gestures, in a very casual way for them to walk Come on, follow me!cackles a bit, following close behindFollows, still holding pawsHe smiles a businessman smile while taking them to their first destination, an underwear shop. SnortA few addisons wait eagerly before noticing who it is, and freak the fuck out to start organizing the shop more. They greet Anton more, who is sweet about it and talks to them that they need the BEST treatment for some customers who have been through rough times. They seem to get the memo and are extra nice in greetings to Seb and Sera.embarrassment.exeHe points at a wall. There he is, a poster of him, in all his glory, wearing nothing but the boxers they're trying to promotelaughs and pats anton on the shoulderHe smiles, letting go of paw. Go shop! I’ll be [designated bag holding area]He laughs as he follows along the two, observing the clothing items and getting a basket. GET ENOUGH FOR A WEEK I SWEAR. AND BY ENOUGH I MEAN MORE. PLEASE.He nudges Seb, sitting down on a chair in the storehe wanders through the various displays BEEN A WHILE SINCE I'VE BEEN IN A [boutique] LIKE THISWhile Seb picks up things for himself, he's going through the patterned boxer briefs and picks a few for himself, Mostly Cars, pixel hearts and one with an arrow patternhe mostly picks up plain black boxer briefs, liking the simplicity of them. He picks up a set with playing card suits on them
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🤞🏼things staying this calm challengeHe walks close to Sera If you want to buy anything, please do. I've got money and want to spoil the both of you. Even if it's Mall food!!!Points at Sebstanding in the middle of the store holding a bunch of underwear like a cryptid Hee HeeHe takes all of it and hands them to the attendants, smiling all the way through as everything is compressed into a manageable Zip. He takes his wallet and hands every individual some money, and waves them goodbye.waves at the attending addisons as wellGets up, offering his hand to Seb again. Takes the bag of stuff in the other
Hm. Up to you Seb!loses itHe smiles, knowing SHIRTS, COATS, HOODIES AND WHATEVER ELSE YOUR HEART DESIRES !
He is about to take Seb's hand but thinks a bit before gesturing again, remembering outside the stores, where people usually bar the entrance for him to shop, everyone is staring at him, curiously.quirks an eyebrow at anton but doesnt bring it up, instead happily following himHe takes his clean hand anyways and drags him to a shirt only storeFollows with! Where else Is he gonna go?He laughs as he walks through the rows and rows of all types of shirts and coverings, getting a few baskets and handing it to seb
YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO. GET SOME TO SLEEP, SOME TO JUST WEAR AROUND HOUSE, SOME YOU JUST LIKE, SOME IN CASE OF A PARTY.takes the basket and he's offSits down again~ look at these guys gopicks out some normal fair, black blazers and white sweatshirts. He's a bit apprehensious to stray too far from what he knows worksHe walks around himself, this time it's HIS turn to actually look for some clothing. He just picks what he likes. The magic of being a cybernetic creature is that everything can just be custom fitted at the Checkout...If you have the money and influence for it, which he does. His fashion picks scream 90's heartthrob with a twinge of modern, based on the stuff he's been searching online. Lots of sweaters, overshirts, crop tops, dress shirts, graphic tees.shouting OH BY THE WAY SEB, THIS IS ALL CUSTOM FITTED SO DON'T BE AFRAID TO PICK WHAT YOU WANThe's still wandering around and ends up picking out a black and white striped blazer, an acid green sweater, and some dress shirts in the same green, as well as red, white, and black. He also decides to pick up some ironic gamer t-shirts for sleeping inHe’s observing both of their choices... it’s very themand a black jacket with a fluffy collar 1
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]While the plugboy cashier takes his measurements, he watches sera intently... and whispers something to the measurer... He gets back to the store and seems to be picking up some other stuff, He also makes sure Seb is doing alright while shoppingsmiles and squeezes anton's shoulder YOU'RE BEIN' TOO NICE YOU KNOW, SPOILING US LIKE THISWhats he whispering about over thereHe strikes a bright smile, chirping IT'S ALL FOR BEING MY GREAT FRIENDS. PLUS I CAN'T JUST LET SOMEONE I CARE STAY WITHOUT CLOTHES LIKE THATchirps back and squeezes his hand I MEAN. AT LEAST I HAVE CLOTHINGThe last set of clothing doesn't seem like his actual style, but he seems to buy it anyways, putting it in a basket and looking at Seb with a winkgrins back and makes a zipping motion over his mouth?
It’s nice!After that, they head out of the store, he's smiling a little bit and just chitchatting away SO YEAH THE THING ABOUT THIS MALL IS THAT I USED TO BE THE JANITOR HERE ONCE. I KNOW A LOT OF THE STAFF HERESomething catches his eye. He stops walkinglaughs, keeping pace with antonHe wanders off, towards the store that caught his eye.
Completely forgetting that he’s in Anton’s world and probably shouldn’t get separated Tailcoat... pretty, pretty tailcoat.
This might be the one for the concert.Oblivious and far awayStill in this fucking store... but. It fits perfectly. The interior is comfortable and the fabric is subtly glittery.
He takes Seb's hand, patting his back reassuringlyHes purchasing this shit so fast before Anton and his credit card can find himHis eyes widen and his pupils pineHe starts dragging Seb with him and running at top speedsHes so quickly pulling his card out to purchase this fucking thingHe runs inside the store, eyes glowing redOmg someone trip these mfsflopping around like a ragdollSmiling so cutely at the cashier The cashier is frozen in fearHis smile is so big and wide and 100% not forcedstill ragdolled
He pushes out of the way and slams the wad of bills. It's definitely a lot more than they need.He knows he’s gonna lose this fight. He honestly lost the second Anton walked inHe takes the purchase bag, and sera's hand. It's taken care of. You're not spending a single penny in our cybercity. RIGHT SEB?He holds Anton’s hand back.. defeated. But. He’s not upset.still on the floor, but raises a hand in a thumbs upanother thumbs upHe picks up Seb from the floor, patting him down clean, giving a happy smile SO, WHAT DO YOU FEEL LIKE EATING?
He takes a seat and sighs a bit, resting a hand on his chin, and ordering a thing for himself, and waiting to see what the others want
The food is served very soon, rich people water and allThis rich ass mf. He eats his burger in a disgustingly impressive 3 bites, and starts downing his drink like a pelican swallowing a fishlaughs and chomps on his own burger and looks over at seraholds out fry to him FOR UHe leans forward and eats itflusters, not expecting him to eat from his fingers WOA WOA WAO [there cowboy] WATCH THE FINGERS ! ! !He takes his hand under the table
[Sharp teeth!]
Anton, what [shoppe] are we going to after this?
He gets up, determined, sippin the last of his drinkytosses the rest of his furger into his mouth and follows alongHe holds both sera and Sebs hands as they walk along the mall, people seem to be watching in amusement. Anton keeps the same award winning smile through it all as they arrive at a store with a ceramic bowl with food in it as it's logo
#He's calling Anton from Anton's office#Hears his nokia ringing and looks at the two Give me a second please]He picks it up. HELLO? BIG SHOT AUTOS HOW MAY I BE OF SERVICE?paw offeredholds that paw so god damned fastobserving pant
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OH WELL, LETS CONTINUE SHOPPINGHe is looking only. Not shopping. Just observing.he picks out some more staples, black and white dress pants. He also gets some black and white striped pants to match his new blazer, and some gym shorts
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Now, they finally make their way back into the chamber, carrying a whole wardrobe compressed in a few zip bags, and all fully rested for a new day at the communal house.
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3He's still smoking. You really made a [big mess] this time, didn't you. What has come across your mind to pull one like that?He releases a puff of smoke out of his nostrils, thinking a bit
I do. But the way you're going [Kid], you're just driving the people who [Care about you] away. Why do you keep doing this to yourself, are you that afraid to make connections and have them ripped away from you again?He tases him, just because he can Watch your words, [Boy]Despite the alarming battle music that played before they entered, when they arrive at cyber city it is...not bad at all? It is actually a pretty lively and happy place. It is a bustling city full of life. The only things worth noting is that the usual blue shade of the city is replaced by pinks, and instead of queen posters, there are posters with Pink's face. He seems 'happy' in these.
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He looks around, partially curious, partially intimidated. He's not really used to walking around Cyber City in broad daylight, without hugging the walls, and definitely not around one that was so bright and pink. He sticks close to Rosario.He looks around, taking a good good look on his surroundings. He knows where he has to go, and he looks at spencer in a knowing understanding.
[Ugh]He starts making his way in, he's making sure they stick close to each other, and he walks down the street, where the darkners who seemed calm and serene, just minding their own business at first, seem to become pink in color and pop heart eyes as they pass by. It's strange how they keep a distance, not trying to touch him at all, but despite it all, there are cheers, compliments, pleads and all sorts of love and fanaticism words being thrown at him. They're heading down to a build-a-bear 
Oh, the attention is fascinating. Intoxicating, almost. Had he not be feeling maladjusted and as if nobody should look at him like this, Skunkton would be having quite the field day. He cautiously holds Rosario's arm as they walk, as if he needed the physical guidance. Although, emotionally speaking, he sorta does.He keeps a hold on him, not really minding it. He also keeps his tail wrapped on spencer's waist, like a child leash. We're almost there. Don't worry.It really is a short walk, the build a bear is pretty empty. The cashier despite being enamored, is also very nice and honored They're shopping there, and follows his specifications: A Spamton real life sized plush doll with a voicebox. He gets it and looks at Skunkton
If mannequin isn't the material for you, maybe plush is. Again, you can go back to the mannequin if you don't like it.He stands there, staring at the plushies around them, and then rolls his eyes at Spencer.He takes him in front of him, holding it up. Are you okay with it? if so we will do a quick [Transfer]. Just nod yes or no, and we'll do a Fast unplugging. A.K.A Offscreen transferHe looks at the plush, up and down. He's been in worse bodies, all things considered. He nods.And so the transfer begins. It is a very quick one, Pink seems to have quite the experience in the subject, and he waits the Spamton sized, Spamton shaped plush vessel to modify according to the user.The plush starts steaming after the short transfer, and it quickly surrounds the entire body. When the steam dissipates, the recognizable features are there. However.He's looking.A little bit.Small
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WAAAH
DON'T [[Shake the baby]]! !He waddles on his legs, staring at them alternatively with his arms. Then, he holds his hands up, staring at them.
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TO GO BACK [[Home is where the heart is]]
He picks him up gentle like hamburger, Taking a deep breath, and looking at the mannequin. He picks it up with his tail, and starts walking out Me too. Can't stand it. Let's go.And off they areHis laughter's finally settling down as he's outside. It feels...good.He walks up to Esau. Not to talk, just to be in his presence. It's...comforting?He takes it. Their hands touch for the slightest second. It's not enough for the feeling to register on the Human's side, but maybe Esau can feel it?He watches as the smoke from their cigarettes blend into each other, drifting off into nothingness. It's...beautiful, in the way mundane things are.He closes his eyes, letting the song wash over him completely.He sighs, wistfully.His face turns red. His Soul grows lighter and heavier at the same time. It's making him dizzy as hell.Whatever he's feeling, he is most certainly not equipped to deal with it this late at night.Unfortunately.Was that too harsh? He hopes not.He's looking back on Esau. His Soul feels warm.* There is not a man here.It's a cramped alleyway, next to a dumpster. It was his home for the last few months, it'll make do for the rest of his life.The human sighs. It's for their own good.He can. It's faint enough that he can can easily brush it off as the devil on his shoulder, begging him to be selfish.He mutters to himself, unaware that someone's listening.He thinks for a bit, before shaking his head.It's only now he realizes he's not talking to himself.The human looks around, trying to find the source of his voice.He doesn't even realize he's walking into the dark as he tries to chase his voice down.He's wading into nothing. He can't see a thing. He can't see Esau.
4 4 4 4 2He's screaming at the top of his lungs.He walks towards his voice, yelling as loud as he can.He's hugged. He's never been hugged this hard before. It's warm. He's shocked.He doesn't know what to say.Tears start to well up in his eyes.He hasn't hugged him back yet. The words start flowing out of his mouth. 2He's still trying to hold himself together.He doesn't know what to say to this.Instead, he wraps his arms around Esau.And he cries. 2 2He hasn't cried in half a decade.His voice is quiet between sobs.He doesn't move from that spot for a while.He smiles sadly.He looks into the beyond.Home. The word feels nice on his voice.He squeezes back. It might be too hard.He notices.He feels somethingAnd he's dragging Esau.-----He follows.He doesn’t have anything to say. He just stares out into the nothingness.He picks it up.There’s so many things he can thank him for; thanks for a cigarette would do for now.He looks at him, dumbfounded.He laughs.He thinks for the right words for how he would express himself.He looks at Esau.Now it’s his turn to blush.He looks into the distance.He can only nod in agreement. Something’s stopping him from saying “You saved mine.” 4He can’t. Not until he looks down and sees their hands touching. Not until he inches his just close enough that he can feel him.And he just sits in the quiet, enjoying the company.
comes up with a messenger bag slung over his shoulder and stares Oi. You're a Spamton right?He's startled out of his daydreaming.He's trying to play it cool.holds a hand up to his elbow height He says I gotta help a Spamton out with his room. So it'd be great if you got me to that guy first. Maybe.brings up a little window and looks Are you Spencer, parenthesis Human?He walks him up to his room.
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he decides to wander around outside and explore what it's like just outside the house in between realities...it's...pretty empty. He's ready to look around some more when he hears the clopping of geometric hooveshe squints up at the man on the horse, noticed his armor and smirks Hello brave knight, how fare thee today? EhahahaHe snorts, but tries to cover it up with a cough Oh wise knight, allow me to uh, escort thee to yonder...parking garage? "Do we have one of those? We do right?"
A figure approaches from the darkness.He opens his window from the second floor, peeking out
WHAT THE DINK IS THAT NOISE?he looks over at the other figure, unable to make him out Someone else out there?It is dark out. The figure heads straight to the door.He gives a deep bow My apologies, sir knight. I didn't thinketh it througheth, I am but a humble bard afterth all...sick ride by the wayHe's shouting still through the windowwaves excitedly at AntonHe waves back enthusiastically
I'M GOING DOWN GIVE ME A MINUTE
tries to catch him but runs into the horseHe falls with surprising Grace. Seems being lightweight and partial cat typing has it's perks, and Chad definitely helps the fall. No harm done to anyone.he gets up from the ground Uh, wow...g-glad you stuck the landinghe clears his throat A-anyway, I'm known as...uhhhh his one brain cell is working overtime Saul, Saul the Sensational, at your seviceth, your knightliness he bows againHe does a little bow
I'M LIGHT AS A FEATHER BUT I APPRECIATE THE CONCERN ! YOU REALLY TRIED THEREhe shakes his hand vigorously Don't we all have a story, good knight? Ehahaha, but, uh, yes, I'm not from around here. What about you?He looks at Anton and shrugs, heading for the doorway tooHe is just going to stand there with the hort
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You're kind of cute. Do you like pets?He's petting her like his life depends on it
He nuzzles her a little bit. What a good girl!Waves at Anton
running out here HORSE HORSE HO-staresRUNS OVER AND WRAPS HIS ARMS AROUND ANTHORSEsees the other horse
running after to pet horsieHe runs after seb, on all fours now
SEB! DO YOU WANNA BECOME HORSE SHAPED????his hands are outstretched, he's going to pet the horse 3He places a giant hand on Seb's shoulder, giving him THE lookhe slams face first into the horse and hugs hher HORNSE HORNSE HORSE HORRESEEEEE
clip clops outside Oh.starts having a horse existential crisisstarts eating grass
Walks up to Esau CAN I HAVE SOME? I M BEGINJING TO REALIZE I M [We're not in Kansas, Anymore...]opens and swigs WHAT DID YOU SAY YOUR NAME WAS EARLIER? EHHH- EM, EL...He nods. I M GROVER. Takes another swig.
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Hello Grover! Nice to meet you!Takes two more swigs*Nods in misunderstanding*Standing so normalHe walks up to Sera, whining a bitis still hugging the horsenuzzles her fucking neckcollapseshe starts twitching and glitchingStarts to get overwhelmed I M . JUST GONNA. SPLASH SOME WATER [H₂O] ON MY FACE OR SOMETHING.
POOFheads inside
He circles around Seb WELCOME TO [HONSE] [COLT]clip clipping around Seb Dang, you make for a pretty cool horsehuffs and bumps his head against anton's IM HONSE....... :Dclip clops in a little circlelooks over at sera and whinnies, it sounds like a laugh but awful JEALUS?He replies the affection, clicking I'M SORTA HORSE, IT'S HORSE ENOUGH!Yes he is.snickers and trots over to sera, pushing his head against his hairCan’t believe this fool is taller nowrests his head on sera'sHe ducks away from Seb
DONT TOUCH ME
puffs out his chest proudlySigh. He holds his hand out to Sebbumps into his hand so fucking fastPet pethe's purringhis ears twitch appreciatively and he can’t stop his tail from swaying back and forthhorse ascension occurs
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Can you [[lean down] for me since you’re [sooooooo] tall?kneels down before serasits like thisdoes a running jump at chadtonthank god he shat before thisIs just enjoying being carriedis trying his best not to freak outis failing miserablyHes down.He looks up to seb HES BECOMING HONSE TOO!Hes starting to wake upbeholds him with his horse eyesgets right up in sera's face, looking intentlywaits like a horse because he is one
trots up to sera and nuzzles his noseHe nuzzles backstarts making a line in the dirt First one to circle the house three times wins?paws at the dirt, raring to goHes ready for something all right!He gets readyOkay we’re running teehee! He’s giving 55/100 effort... compare his effort to getting paid a bit above minimum wageHe is not good at knucklewalking. He really doesn't feel that competitive either right now
He tries his best, but he’s a normal, regular old donkey. He tires out pretty quickly. He has fun but soon enough is laying on the ground huffing and puffingHES FUCKIN GOIN!!!!!!!he eats more grassstill has grass on his chinhe's doing his best and keeping pace with chad. why is he so fast???? 1 Still giving... a bit above average effort.
WAIT. Brb He’s headed insideHe's laying lazily on the groundOkay hes back, chilling on the porch.runs straight into the househis tail is swishing happily again at receiving pets Damn, how did you get so strong?trots towards the new “door” to the houseSmiles and follows along
he’s walking around outside, a big box his his arms I know I saw it somewhere around here yesterday…he stops in front of a solitary wall, not connected to anything. Completely blank. Perfect. There you are!he places the box on the ground and removes his blazer, looking over the wall, brow furrowed and lips pursedfrom the box he takes out a can of blue spray paint, gives it a good shake, and sprays.
he nods at it, it’s a start. Some of the paint has already gotten on his hands, he wipes it off on his white T shirt, unfazed by the messhe’s humming to himself, then starts singing softly Sun is shining in the sky…there ain’t a cloud in sight~he shakes up a can of whitehe turns his head to see the car and waves Hey!he places the can of paint into the box and walks over You need some help over there? Your car looks pretty beat up…he walks on up and squints for a moment, before snapping his fingers and grinning Heyyy I know you! You’re that lil firecracker who was with the Lovely Miss Midnight weren’t ya?he offers his hand…his hand is covered in blue painthe wipes his hand clean on his T shirt some more, it is now more blue than whitehe scratches his nose and blushes H-how is Midnight doing...by the way?he clears his throat Hrrmm, what if I call ya firecracker? Orrr he looks him up and down Herbert? You look like a Spamton but my second guess would be Herbert...Herbie...scratching his chinhe looks over Oh, that? Aw its nothing, just thought I'd do some painting...I want to try an' help make this place nice since well...it's the first home I've had in a long time. I'm not much of a painter but...I was thinking a mural would be nice.he beams, hopeful Really? I hope so...I wouldn't mind if you'd like to lend a hand sometime, make your own mark! A collaborative kinda thinghe chuckles neither can I, but that won’t stop mehe shrugs Everyone’s gotta start somewhere. I didn’t know how to hold a guitar let alone play one five years ago, but I’m pretty dang good now. Making things…feels nice.He nods, smiling Wanna make something fun together? Though I can’t guarantee it’ll pretty, ehahahahe claps excitedly Whoa! How did you do that?! I wanna try!!pulls off his shirt and does a “ta dah” motion…he is now shirtless. Nothing spectacular has happened. He looks a little disappointed.he puts his shirt back onhe smiles So, what would ya like to paint?
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he does a chef's kisshe looks at the wall again, thinking, until he seems to have a eureka moment, snapping his fingershe turns to Spamtoon, making a picture frame with his fingers I think I know what, er, who, to add next!in what seems to be a fit of inspiration, he quickly sprays on more
he smiles encouragingly I’m sure anything you add can only make it better! But, if ha hate it we can always paint it over and make something even cooler! So, what are some things ya like?he waggles his eyebrows and smileshe pats him on the shoulder Nice rainbow too, by the way. Good color design...or something
He smiles Ya sure have a way with words. I mean it.he beams, eyes getting watery Really? You ain’t pullin’ my leg…right?he gives a soft, breathy laugh Wow…th-thank youhe smiles, he pats him back. He wants to give him a hug…but he doesn’the remembers a person he’d rather forget. A person he used to be
J walked out of the house, feeling his path with his hands. It was an accident - he was just trying to figure out where everything was - but, hearing voices, he stopped.
Hello?he sighs but...This time, we have each other. This time…if one of us goes the wrong way. If someone falls and starts drowning…we can jump in and save each other we…we…he suddenly turns to see Jay…he pales…he’s speechlesshe stands up, shakily walking over to Jayhe reaches out, gently cradling his face with quivering handsJ smiled shakily.
What's wrong? I-it was just a little accident yesterday. I'm sure I would be able to see normal soon!tears start to stream down his cheeks Kid…Kid…I…He waved his hand a little, grinning to cheer him up.
Don't worry, it's temporary! At least, I uh, I think so.he wraps his arms around him, breathing unevenJ froze up a little in surprise, before softly hugging back, gently patting his back.He nods, still softly embracing Saul.
Of course. I can handle it.he squeezes Jay a little harder. He knows it’s a lie. But he won’t say otherwise. As a man who knows a lot about lies, he knows when some lies are precious. That maybe some truths are too hard to swallow.slowly, he lets Jay go. He picks up his blazer from the ground and dries his cheeks. He gently takes Jay’s hand Let’s get ya inside. It’s cold out here.Jay smiled softly, squeezing hus hand.
Thank you. I was just trying to work out where everything goes - I guess I know that this is outside now, heheaha.
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Huh? Hello. Who are you? I don't remember your voice.he got a bit confused.
But... Aren't we also supposed to be Addisons..?
Of course, Jay can't see it. Hes blind.
Uh, actually, um, whatever. You could come in, I guess?
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W-well that was weird. Should I follow him..?Jay almost jumped, turning around to face him, startled.
Huh- someone else is here?! Hello?He stood there, still a little confused, but also worried about the people inside.
-Um- Are you alright? Oh gosh, I wasn't hallucinating, I hope...Jay gasped, finally after some time understanding his words.
Oh god, was it me?! Oh no! C-could you lead the way?Jay ran after him as quick as he could, occasionally hitting corners, but he didn't pay it any mind or stop.She's outside, too. She's got a pack of cigarettes, ready to be smoked. She sits down next to Esau.She pops one out with a flick of her wrist.She chuckles, before looking back into the distance.She beams.She holds her prosthetic. It's still a little warm from yesterday.She feels it. Her heart flutters.She looks down.She's quiet. No matter how ready she thinks she is to get into heavy stuff like this, she isn't.She sighs.She palms her face in her hands.She exhales. This is gonna be tricky as all hell.She sees the worry in his eyes. It's...frightening. She's frightened.She gives him a kiss on his forehead, more to ease his worries than her own.She's less sure of that sentence as the moments pass.He comes from the front door, cigar stub between his teeth. hands locked behind his back, and stands near them with a respectable distance.She turns around to see Skunkton.He wiggles his fingers at them both, puffing the remnants of what was once a cigar.Condescending tone in his voice AREN'T YOU BOTH [Sugar sweet][Blood pusher]? ?That does nothing to ease her worries.She looks at Esau. She smiles, softly.She leans on Esau's shoulders.He gives them a thumbs upMocking toneOH YOU KISSED ISN'T THAT [Pretty]
ANYONE CAN DO THAT!
YOU GOTTA [[Treat you better than he can]] EACH OTHER!
IT'S NOT GONNA [Last forever] IF YOU DON'TShe’s smiling. She’s not taking this personally.He shrugs, the corners of his mouth lifted.She smiles at the attention.He makes a mocking throwing up noise and starts turning on his heels.
I'M GOING BACK INSIDE!She waves.
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A txt is found on the ground, labeled For Spamton.G.Spamton.txt
Greetings Spamton! Or Chad by now! Since you said you wanted to adopt that name.
Anyways! This is Anton. I'm currently out in a concert and may be gone for a while, but I've been meaning to do some extra work with my miniature cars. But you see, I cannot get started on it without a garage. And I cannot have a Garage without a house.
Could you assist me in shopping for items for a miniature house? One of my assistants will be there to help you through the ordeal, if it's not too much trouble.
To get the assistants working, you can simply put the [F1] command to any one of my Pipis in my room. For a Viroton flavored helper, use the [F1] command on a Magenta colored pipis. That's all.
Thank you for the help if you take this request, if you are busy that's completely alright, we can do that some other time!
Anton G. Spamton, Big Shot Autos
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HEY EVERY !
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okay that definitely pings as familiar. he's so curious WELL SOME OF US HAVE [extreme make overs] AT THIS POINThe points to his dental situation and eyehe sits down next to the trash spamton, feeling drawn to keep talking to him despite the inevitable hangover he'll have in the morningHe is about to sit after him, but stops and goes to his trash can, fishing for a large reusable water bottle he seems to have brought with him
LOOK AT [You]. LOOK AT [Me]. WE'RE CLEARLY GUYS WHOSE [life] GAVE US THE WORST [Lucky charms] POSSIBLE.He offers it to Seb
SO WHY WOULDN'T I [imagine all the people] THIS WOULD HAPPEN TO, WOULD BE [Me, myself and I] IN ANOTHER DIMENSION?he gratefully takes the water bottle and takes a drink, not being above trash water. he hands it back to the spamton and nods in thanks WELL. I CAN DEFINITELY UNDERSTAND THAT [reason for teh season] AHEAHAhe sighs, lighting a cigarette and offering one to the man silentlyHe laughs a bit, glitching slightly and he takes it, taking a long drag of the cig THANK [Yee] IT'S BEEN A WHILE SINCE I' VE HAD ONE OF THESE.
He exhales the smoke. There are little spamton shapes coming out of it
YOU'VE GOT. THE SO [desired power] of [NEO] ? WHAT [Owned your ass] ? THAT'S 3 [reporting in] THAT THEY DIDN' TS UCCEED
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I'm Glad for the family part. You seem happy.he also takes a long drag, looking into the middle distance ITS A LIGHT NER [SOUL]He looks a bit pensive, adjusting his glasses, taking another drag. This time the smoke comes out of the nostrils on the bridge of his nose
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.... HOW'S YOURE [familial bonds]. DID IT HELP WITH THE [Deep darkness] FROM THE [Failed attempt] ?he starts rifling through his jacket pocketsHe glitches up again laughing, tilting his head curiouslyhe pulls out a copy of the purikura photo he has on his wall and hands it over, smiling. THIS WAS TAKEN BEFORE MY [dental work] BUT THE FUCKER ON THE LEFT IS MY [fuhkin boyfriend] AND THE CHARMING MAN ON THE RIGHT IS MY [adopted] NEPHEW!
He takes the photo and raises an eyebrow up, taking a good look at the picture.
HUH.He points at the nephew in the picture
YOUR NEPHEW. [he just like me fr]he's looking at this spamton a little closer now, noticing the nostrils on the bridge of his nose, the shape of his jaw. huh. He doesnt want to assume but some things are starting to come together. His stomach does a few flips, partially from the alcohol and partially from the implicationsHe looks tense
THE PHONE CALLS STOPPED. AND SO THE WORLD FORGOT ABOUT Spamton G. Spamton.he reaches out to pat him on the shoulder but stops himself, instead limply dropping his hand to his knee and clenching it into a fistHis glasses are filled with static. Yet he keeps speaking
IT IS JUST A MATTER OF [Time and place] UNTIL THEY REMEMBER. UNTIL I [Rember] THEIR NAMES AS WELL! ONE DAY I'LL BE BIG AGAIN.okay he can't help it, he ends up patting his shoulder and gripping it gently I'VE DEFINITELY [been there]. ITS NOT. ITS ALMOST [a fate worse than death] AIN'T IT.he's shaking a bit. he's come to a conclusion and he doesnt like it one bit. CAN I ASK YOU A [wild and weird] QUESTION? IT WILL SEEM LIKE IT COMES OUT OF THE [blue jay]He flinches with the contact at first, but eases on it.
IT ISN'T [Fun times] FOR SURE BUT IT'S JUST A [Phase] FOR SPAMTON HERE! THIS WORLD MADE ME THEIR PROBLEM AND I'M GONNA BE SURE THEY KNOW OF IT.he laughs a bit before ashing out his cigarette on the ground OKAY. I GOTTA ASK. HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT [motor vehicles]He makes an exclamation sound from animal crossing, putting a hand on his shoulder, the question has been asked
MY GOOD [bish] . I'M NOT KNOWN AS THE [Car whisperer] FOR NOTHING.He seems overjoyed in reminiscing the old times, a happy smile across his facehis smile is infectious, laughing along with him ONE AND THE SAME THERE [KI-PAL]! I ALSO WAS [head honcho] OF BIG SHOT AUTOS BACK IN THE DAY. WOULDA LOVED TO KEEP WORKIN ON THOSE CARS UNTIL RETIREMENT BUT WELL [you know how the story goes]he lights up another cigarette, place the box inbetween them so the other spamton can take another whenever he likes Y'HAVE ANY [glamor shots] FROM YOURE BIG SHOT DAYS?He seems to be reserved on taking more, and just eyes them before looking away. Its a bit hard to notice he's even looking as his glasses dont really show his eyes
WORD. [Falling from grace] DIDN'T STOP ME FROM DOING THAT YAKNOW ! THERES PLENTY OF [Discarded] BEAUTIES THAT END UP IN THE TRASH AREA. I [Rarepair] THEM LOVINGLY AND SELL THEM FOR THE VERY SPECIL PRICE OF 2 !He digs through his pockets, feeling for something in them [PINGAS] I THINK I LOST [The pink joy] IN THE KITCHEN EARLIER! I GOTTA WRESTLE SOME SMARTGUY LATER FOR IT.He keeps digging for itThis picture seems a lot more aged than the other one he has
he stares. and stares.mumbling under his breath, his fists curling in his lap holy [cungadero]he barks out a laugh, but there's a sadness to It YOU SURE DO KEEP YOUR [charm points], PAL.he falls silent, thinking on what he should do. This is Anton but .. it's not.He notices his tone. He isn't that unaware of his surroundings
SOMETHING [eating] YOU UP PAL? I KNOW WHEN A MAN IS HAVING A [Sad silly guy] MOMENThe sighs, looking over at spamton again YOURE GONNA THINK IM [crazy straw] FOR THIS MAYBE BUT I THINK. MY NEPHEW I SHOWED EARLIER? I THINK HE IS YOU. NOT THE SAME [self] BUT FROM A BRANCHING TIMELINE? IT SOUNDS fucked WHEN I SAY IT AHEHAHAHA He lays flat on his back, something definitely cracked therehe shrugs, leaning back Y'SEEM LIKE SOMEONE ID STILL CALL A [friend] IF WE GOT TO KNOW EACH OTHER BETTER.he smacks his head with the heel of his palmHe rests his head on his arm, Giving out a glitched chirp
DON'T WORRY I HAVE NO [#@!$]ING CLUE OF WHATS GOING ON HALF THE TIMEinstinctively chirps back YA GOT THAT RIGHTquickly looks him over in yr 40s? Life ain't over for ya just yet. 3he takes a look, nodding YOU KNOW WHAT. I CAN [100% guarantee] FINISH THAT FOR YOU. DO A [bettor] JOB TOO.He seems to not really buy he'd be so nice, but appreciates the thought
I KNOW RIGHT? IT WAS VERY [Please But I just paid you! You can't leave me hanging like this!!!] [No shirt, no shoes, no service!!] [YOU'RE LITERALLY TATTOING MY BACK! !! HOW CAN I WEAR A SHIRT] [Not my problem little man, now take your leave before--Security help!!!] HEAHEAHEHEHEAOnce again, he glitches so hard his wings look distorted, as if spikes were coming out of the top of them. It feels like a trick of visionhe squints and blinks a bit, rubbing his eye YEAH FUCK THAT.He rustles through his pocket, getting a pipis post it and a kromer pencil out
SURE THING BUDDY. A SALESMAN NEVER RUNS OUT OF [Deal Paper]he takes the pipis note and pencil, bracing them on his knee as he writes his phone number down. When he's done he gently pushes it into flop era's hand JUST INCASE Y'DONT PLAN ON STICKING AROUND HERE IN THE [between worlds]! WHENEVER YOU WANT THAT TATTOO [100% cleared] YOU GIVE ME A CALL AND ILL GET STRAIGHT TO [men at work]He seems Taken aback, quiet for a moment, his old on the paper is as if it was the most precious thing he's had in years anf he stores it in his inventory. He then coughs and smiles
THANKS [Sharp] SPAMTON.
WE'LL SEE. AND I CAN OFFER YOU ANY SERVICE IN [exchange]! I'LL DO ANYTHING!He clears his throat SEB!
He finally puts his shirt back onhe smiles at the nickname, laughing AHEAHAHA LIKEWISE. EVEN THOUGH WE'VE ALREADY MET, TECHNICALLY !He laughs, looking up to the void, zoning out for a bit
I'VE ACTUALLY [Bean] WONDERING. WHAT'S THE FANCY GET UP FOR? YOU LOOK LIKE A [Big Shot] FRESH OUTTA A [Wild party]he forgot he's still dressed up I WAS INVITED TO A VERY [fancy-dancy] CONCERT MY [boyfriend] PUT ON IN HIS UNIVERSE ! I HAD TO MAKE AN [attempt on my life] TO LOOK LIKE I DIDNT LIVE IN A DUMPSTER FOR [20+] YEARShe says this, but he's yawning, and he can barely keep his eye openhe leans his head against flop era, not really conscious that he's doing it. his eye falls shut Y'R NOT ANTON BUT THATS [a-okay].... BETTER NOT BE A STRANGER.and he's outHe smiles fondly at the sight, getting up, picking seb up with a strange ease and climbing up the window that seems to still be open. He's struggles to keep the low tone
Glad y4u could tell the [Difference]. Means you [Care] hymn.Back outside, the man just jumps back into the dumpster. You can hear distinct glitched snoring if you get near it hes here now, standing in front of the same trash can he almost puked in last night. He sets the basket down in front of it and taps the lid lightly before leaving. He makes sure the note attached is facing the can. 5 THIS IS FOR THE TRASH!! DO NOT [eat] UNLESS YOU ARE [spamton g spamton]!!!!!! DO NOT THROW AWAY!!!!
HOpEFULLY YOU LIKE [japanese jelly donuts] AND COFFER. ITS BETTER THAN EATING [refuse] AT LEAST!! EXPECT A [SPECIL delivery] AT LEAST ONCE A DAY!! EAT IT OR ELSE!!!!!!!!!!!
IF YOU ARE NOT HERE THEN I HOPE THE [maice] LIKE IT AHEHAHAHA
- Spamton "Seb" G. SpamtonIt turns out, this trash can has a passage to a portal, and he has spent the whole day out and about doing business...He's managed to sell 3 Angel stickers! Today was a great day! Lightner reviews say they are very "shaped". He isn't sure what that means but if a sale goes through, a sale goes through, that's D$3.6 dark dollars of profit after the 50% sales cut from the webpage he's been using!
He smirks to himself proudly as he summons 3 angels with his magic. Good thing these are made by demand. Picking up a red bubble like object from his inventory, he shoves them inside it and slaps them against the wall of the trash can, and they are converted into large sticker objects he'll send off later. Lightners don't even know these are temporary entities.After his "manufacturing", he pops out of the trash can, landing gracefully from it before noticing the basket, he is about to snatch it, finders keepers, but sees the note. He might as well get his daily reading going.
ALRIGHT WHO WILL I [Respectfully Disrespect] TODAYHe reads the letter, looking at the so nicely organized food, and looking at it again, his eyes are darting in confusion, then it hits him
6He sits down and for once takes his time savoring food. There is a lot to think about.He's just standing there outside, looking a little hauntedHe realizes a little letter on the floor and picks it up, he'll read it later. He pats Chad's back, smiling softly♂️He waves happilyAnd then tries clipping through the wall againOutside, cluelesshe's hurtling towards the ground and notices flop .MOV[======>error unresolved]He just gets stepped on and flattened turning into a mess of glitched code. It's not a soft landing 2
2 2he quickly rolls off of flop era and lets out several glitchy and distressed chirpsHe instantly reformats back into his shape, shaking his head a bit [Damn Daniel] WHAT'S ALL THE RUSH! DID YA ROB A BANK???he doesnt say anything, but he's cryinghe quickly starts running awayHe tries to chase after him, whether or not that's successful is a good questionhe hasnt run far, he's ended up with the trash and the dumpsterhe's exhausted, he's hurt. he flops down on the ground next to the trash 5 5He approaches him gingerly, walking near him carefully, sitting down next to him. He's using all of his willpower to keep a low voice
Hey. You seem. To have. Had. [A Rough day] huh?he laughs bitterly understatement of the [century banking]he sighs, rolling over so he's not face down on the groundHe pats his shoulder, gripping it gently, the same way Seb did before to him
W4nt to [Talking heads] off? It's not go0d to get [Lost in the sauce] of your. own mind when [Incomprehensible horrors] Linger.he flinches a bit, but sighs again, closing his eyehe's crying again, buit doesnt seem to noticehe lifts up his fucked up monster arm, staring at it. he doesnt say anything moreHe rubs circles on his back, letting a reassuring glitched chirp
WELL. YOUR [Nephew] TOLD ME HE JUST DID KIND OF [Save] YOUR [Live laugh love] SO YOU PROBABLY WERE [Out of it] FOR A FEW HOURS. PROGRAM CORRUPTION [Mayhapst] ?♂️He does see Seb, and just gives him a look of confusion and a "I'll check up on you later" face he chirps, noddign aheaha, thats almost [scarier] thoughhe slowly stands up, groaning as he does sohe hesitates before sitting back downhe looks at flop, eye still a bit wet is it okay if i [crash and burn] here in the [trash zone] tonighthe wipes at his eye, pointedly not using his monster armHe seems to think a bit, digging for a bottle from his pocket BUDDY, THE TRASH IS ALWAYS WELCOME TO A [Sad man hour]. BUT YOU SEEM TO BE [If you are displaying symptoms of Stress, Anxiety and dread ]
2He offers the bottle to him
IT IS MY SPECIL [Federal Reserve].he hesitates before taking the bottle, taking a sip from it what is this [concoction] ?he nods, already feeling calmerhe smiles, a genuine one this time, before he starts shuffling towards the dumpster. It's been a while since he's done this but it feels fitting right now. Before he jumps in he stops, looking over at flop Hey ... Before I [honk shooooo mimimimi] can I ask ya something? It's selfishHe tilts his head a bit, curious SURE. WHATS [Wrong !! ! ]He shuffles through his pocket, pulling a piece of paper.he turns around, it's his turn to tilt his head
insert crying cat face herehe laughs and smiles again can I [Permission required] hug ?He wordlessly gives him a hug. When was the last time he did this? He's not unused to physical contact but a legitimate act like this? He can't remember. He just lets it happen.he squeezes him gently before letting go, gently patting his shoulder once I [Alphabetically sort] my shit out, there's more where that came from!this time her actually does climb into the dumpster see ya [later alligator] spamton g. spamtonhe makes his way to a corner, curling up into a ball like a fucked up cat.he falls into a dreamless sleep, glitching every so oftenHe gives him a genuine smile, lifting his glasses up a bit, then putting them back in. ...Goodnight [ Seb G. Spamton].
He stands there until he's sure he's asleep. Still have shudders after the hug. He walks towards the house. He's out there again, and places the ice box and bottles by Seb's side. He also attaches a note, before digging under the trash and taking the portal back to his world.
4 4he wakes up with a groan. She stretches, but his limbs hit the side of the dumpster with a loud metallic clang. Oh right. Dumpster living.he sees the icebox in front of him and reads the note. He smiles softly and puts the note in his jacket. Soft hearted asshole. He cracks into the jars, eating slowly.He's here. Stool, paints, a cardboard piece for mixing and testing colors. He doesn't have an easel but it doesn't seem to bother him. He sets himself to work.Jay walked outside. He was simply meaning to take a short walk, but noticed Skunkton there, walking up to him.
Hey! What're you doing?He was hyperfocused, and startles and jumps in place for a moment before turning to Jay
WAH
HOW DID YOU [Knowledge is power] I WAS HERE? ?He looks Jay up and down.
PAINTINGHe was wearing his favourite pants with big pockets and a sweater.
Oh, cool! What is it? I can't really see what's on the paper.`He sat down on the ground near him, smiling.He side-eyes Jay between paint strokes, but says nothing.Jay was calm, enjoying his presence, before sighing.
I wish I could paint, too.He tenses up again.
MAYBE YOU COULD DO [Abstraction] ARTHe yawns, and leans back a bit, waiting.He sighs and leans back, massaging his wrist. Then he looks back at Jay, and decides now's as much of a good time as ever. He stands up, stretches his back, and heads inside.He's back, and puts the tarp next to Jay with some noise. He arranges the paint buckets in a line, then pushes the brush in one of Jay's hands. It's not an aggressive gesture, but it's less than gentle.
He grabs Jay's other hand, and guides it, tapping it on each bucket as he enunciates the colors.
WHITE
YELLOW
BLUE
GREEN
[Those are all the colors you need]Jay closely listened to him, nodding.
Thanks, Skunkton! It's great. Okay, let's start...He makes a dismissive gesture, realizes Jay can't see it, and sighs.
NO PROBLEM.
Back to his stool.He didn't want to disturb him further, so he just turned away to the wall, mixing some light blue paint and throwing it on in what he thought was and even layer.Next, he began almost splashing on some white paint, praying they resembled clouds. Then he went in with yellow - an attempt at a circle was definitely there.he steps outside with his box of spray paints but overhears the noises of J and Skunkton painting and wanders over Oh, hey you two! I was gunna keep spiffin things up but it seems like ya got ahead of me and already started ehaha.He looks up briefly to see who it was, but doesn't answer.he sets his paints down and pops his back with a grunt Would you guys like some help over here? I can of course lend ya some paints too. But I don’t think they’re as fancy are yours…He shrugs Don’t see why not! I can make a mess with spray paints so I probably can with oils too ehaha.he slumps over a bit Oh, ah. Ok! Better not to uh, bother a true artist at work I ‘spose. Should I leave the spray paints or should I take ‘em and make my own stuff elsewhere?He doesn't answer or look up from the canvas, but lifts a hand to wave dismissively at him. Shoo.he sighs, but, he understands he’s in the zone and doesn’t want to bother him. He smiles Alrighty, later Stripes! he walks off with his box of paintsHe lands outdoors with no trouble, looking at the spamton outdoors HEY GUYS!he sees Anton just as he’s leaving Oh, hey Anton! Haven’t seen Seb. All we have here are some artistes at work ehahaHe points with the butt of his brush somewhere behind Anton
HE'S IN THE DUMPSTER
HE'S BEEN IN THERE EATING OATMEAL FOR LIKE
[5 hour energy drink] I GUESShe nods, serious Well, if ya wanna keep this within the family I understand but…I care about you guys…if…if I can help just let me know, aight?He smiles at Saul, nodding gently I really appreciate it. I'll just drag his butt to talk with Sera but if anything arises I'll ask for help. Maybe we can just hang out and relax after! Thatd be nice.he smiles warmly I’d like thatHe's finished his painting while they talked, and is now just waiting for it to dry, so he might as well start tidying his things.he takes a look at what he painted and whistles Wow…you have some real talent…He observes the mural wow. Artists are truly amazingHe covers the canvas with his arms
IT'S NOT [Is for you]! !he laughs heartily Ah, well maybe I’ll watch the artist at work next time and learn that way!He gets on all fours and starts to walk after the dumpster, tapping on it gently he covers his face with his hands Ehaha, this better?Knock knock knock Seb... you awake?He's finished putting the paints and brushes together in the neat little boxkit they came in, and lifts the canvas from behind with his free hand, carrying it all inside. He'll leave it drying in the place it's supposed to go.his hands are still covering his face, he hasn’t realized Skunton left Can I look yet?shouting YES YOU CANhe moves his hands away and realizes Skunkton left, he smiles and shrugs, joining Anton at the dumpsterhe groans, having fallen asleep again. His limbs hit the metal of the dumpster with a clang as he stretcheshe freezes like a deer in headlights, he didn't realize people were out hereHe gets up, climbing the garbage can Are you awake? You okay buddy?he doesnt say anything, slouching back into the dumpster a bithis brow furrows …Here, let’s get ya out of the trash. Ya want some coffee?He enters it, letting a soft "oof" before straightening himself and reaching for him
You're not. I heard there's bad things happening that you can't understand...Sera wanted to talk to you.he flinches back a bit before sighing and holding anton's hand with his good one I dunno..... I don't [memory issues] what happened last night for the most part after wakin' back up but I think I [you really fucked it up this time]?he manuevers in a way that mostly hides his monster armHe holds his hand, cupping it with both of his. definitely taking note of the fact he's hiding something but not saying much about it.
Well...I don't know what you said either but I heard you were being mean? Which find hard to imagine but if you're blacking out...I'm sure he'll understand. We'll figure it out together, okay?He plays the voice clips from earlier
[[I’m not... [Im not mad] at Seb. Not even last night.. just [stresst].]]
[[Now that I’ve had [time and time again] to settle down... he had [not a clue ] why I was so [panicking].]]he makes a garbled, sad sounding chirpHe leans in close and chirps back reassuringly, bumping their noses together
Listen, I won't take it to heart. I know you're not in control of it.he lets out another sad chirp, closing his eye, resigned ok....He gives him a warm smile, pulling him a bit with his hand, before climbing down from the garbage can
Let's go then.hops out of the dumpster and stumbles a bit, still not used to his new height. he's close to 5'6" at this point. he grips onto the dumpster with his fucked up hand for balance AUGHHe turns back to make sure he can keep him steady. He notes the hand. Whoa Whoa are you okay? Vertigo's got you?He holds his hand and pulls him gently, a hand on his back. even if he has to look up to face him now Ive got your back then, let's go.he hums gratefully, and heads towards the house. He waves towards Saul, a sign of thanks for trying to help 3 3
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Outside a Yellow Addison is looking at a piece of paper, it has a picture of Anton and he has a little package under his arm, there are some instructions with a blueprint of the house and arrows that seem to point in a specific direction. A note at the bottom that says, it's ok to walk in
......
Hesitantly he opens the door and walks in quietly.Back outside again, he looks at the house very curiously and stares, he seems to be in deep thought about it. His neutral face becomes a warm smile.From the trashcan, a man observes a potential customer. A pretty one at that. He will be sure they can't escape his irresistible deals.Starts walking home, towards the door he came fromHe pops out of the trash can, doing an impressive backflip and landing on a nice pose
HEY THERE [Bright Sunny] CUSTOMER! YOU THERE!Stopping he slowly turns around and appears curious. Since he was directly addressed he decides to answer
Hello it's nice to meet you sir.He clasps his hands together, giving his very best attempt at a friendly smile, It looks forced.
I SEE YOU'RE A [[Pretty face]] [[All Alone On A Late Night?]]
THIS ISN'T A [[Common signs to look for]] IN THESE PARTS! PERHAPS YOU'RE IN NEED OF A [[Specil Deal]] ? I CAN OFFER YOU FOR THE LOW LOW PRICE OF !He glitches
SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!! IT IS A PLEASURE MEETING YOU .............[ ]A polite smile, though he appears very curious he doesn't ask to be polite. Blushing just a bit at the compliments. Taking out his business card he extends it to Spamton
Amare Solei, Model of SION Corp and owner of Solar Smile. It's very nice to meet you Spamton.He takes it, spinning it like a playing card, reading it and storing it in his pocket. He takes out one of his. It's identical to Anton's, save for the fact they look rather old and worn out. He smiles still
IT IS A HONOR KNOWING SOMEONE OF YOUR CALIBER IS [['Round these parts]] . A MODEL, A [[Company]] OWNER, WHAT A MULTITALENTED INDIVIDUAL YOU ARE! WHAT IS [[Solar Smile]] ALL ABOAT?Noticing the similarities his curiosity is piqued
You flatter me Spamton. I'm sure you are a fairly accomplished man yourself.
If you don't mind I'd like to speak over drinks? We can speak at leisure, only if you wouldn't mind sparing me a bit of your time?He seems legitimately taken aback someone wants to talk to him, he stammers for the briefest second
AH, OF COURSE. A PERSON OF BUSINESS SUCH AS YOU UNDERSTANDS [[Quality]]. I HAPPEN TO HAVE A [[Time Slot]] JUST NOW, SO I CAN HAVE A LITTLE [[Chit Chat]].His smile is only warm, genuine even as he nods
I'm glad to hear that, I know a good place.
He starts to lead the way. Slowing down and making sure spamton us following him to his door
As for my company-
He talks as they walk it's the same description he's given Anton 2And they're offHe's outside in the "backyard" area. Carrying a bag of trash to the dumpster. Getting housework done is more than a great day for him. He opens the lid, throws in the bag and closes, observing his surroundings. Has he ever tried exploring the void beyond the house? He doesn't think so, and perhaps it's a stupid idea to even consider it, but he starts walking forward, seeing where the walk would take him to. 3* There is a man there.* There is not a man there.He shrugs, and keeps walkingIn the middle of the "road" if so to say, he spots something from a distanceA small, potted plant stands in the middle of the road
7*Rosario has obtained the potted daffodils.He starts walking back out, carrying the potted plant on his arms.The house's antechamber is much less tidy than the interior. The walls are partially broken, a gaping hole leading onto the void, and filled with all sorts of graffiti, murals and other attempts at art. There's dumpsters and old couches and abandoned props all over the grimy concrete floor. Across the room, there's a simple door. Skunky stops right in front of it and points.
THERE IT IS!
JUST [Come on in] AND YOU'LL BE BACK WHERE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO [Come from]
AND IF IT DOESN'T HAPPEN JUST KEEP TRYING
IT'S A [Stubborn] DOOR Y'SEEhe eyes the door curiously, he’s never seen it work the other way before…He twists the knob and opens it to encourage King. It's just void on the other side, but it looks misty, vaguely ethereal
JUST WALK THROUGH IT WRONG
YOU SHOULD [Get back to basics] THEN
OTHERWISE JUST KEEP [Third time is the charm!] THIS DOOR IS FINICKYHe opens his palms, as if presenting himself
WOULD I EVER [Trick or treat] YOU?He gestures towards the open door again. He's not overeager, or even suspiciously enthusiastic. He's legitimally just trying to help.He waves a hand dismissively
[What're] UNDER THE [Bridgett]! !he nods, smiling slightly You better! And if he plays motorcycle with ya, don’t skimp out on the sound effects, ok? That’s his favorite part.…he face palmsHe closes the door after Spades and turns around to look at Saul, clapping his hands as a motion of finality
WELP! THAT WAS THAThe seems to appear out of nowhere Mind if I join ya?he takes a long, slow drag, then lazily blows the smoke between his lips Ah, yeah. His the spot.he chuckles Trust me I’ve had bottom of the barrel stuff that was probably rotting my lungs ten times faster. he takes another puff and sighs, leaning back and getting comfortable Yeah, escorted his royal hinny to the door anyway. Hopefully he won’t be back anytime soon.he snorts Eh, I probably woulda thanked ya for knocking him down a peg. Hell, I might’ve even joined in.he tries to puff out a couple of rings of smoke, he manages one and looks pleased with himself The pink guy? He didn’t seem so bad. Too bad he left without buyin’ anything though. If I’d known he was your brother I mighta given him a discount…like…3% off…he shrugs I mean, yeah but, isn’t that normal or somethin? For you guys I mean. I’ve kinda learned to roll with the punches here, ehaha.his brow furrows He…bit you? Were you wrestling or somethin? Because he outta know biting ain’t fair in wrestling…unless your playing by jersey street fightin rules if ya know what I mean.he startles at the sight of the scar, cigarette dropping from his mouth $&@# that’s gnarly…he did that on purpose? I mean, I’ve had some pretty serious bites before but uh. Not from …situations…like that…ehah…his brow furrows, concerned. He’s not really sure how to respond…he’s never really been on the receiving end of hurting in his family…He feels a cold feeling of shame at the pit of his stomach. …that’s a shame. I uh…hope things get better.he gently reaches over and pats Esau’s good shoulder If ya wanna talk about it more, I’m all ears! Which seems to be an anomaly here, since most of you guys don’t have ‘em. Ehahahe looks at him, eyes crinkling fondly. He smiles and chokes out a laugh Well, it’s an honor to be a friend of an incredible guy like yourself. Don’t worry too much about us, we’re top rated salesman! Resourcefulness is like breathin’ for folks like us. An sides, I may be a little guy but I’m told I throw a mean left hook. he gently punches Esau in the arm See? A real haymaker huh? Ehahahahe smirks, falling over theatrically Oooh you got me. This looks like the end for ‘ol Saul. I can see the light…Nonna is that you?he’s chuckling to himselfhe sits up again, grinning. Ya know, it’s good to see ya smile. Seems like ya get blue an awful lot. I know ya probably wanna keep that sexy mysterious allure goin’ for Spencer he snorts But ya don’t have to be a lone wolf all the time, aight?he laughs with him anytime, pal.he then stands up and stretches, popping his joints with a grunt Think I’m gunna hit the hay. Don’t stay up too late brooding alright buddy?he carefully picks up his cigarette butt and strolls back to the house, ready to crash on the couchThe front door opens, and out walks Grover, carrying a flashlight.He jumps.He squints into the distance. ...UH. YEAH. I AM.He waves the flashlight into the void, but the beam seems to be enveloped at a certain distance. ...DUNNO WHY I THOUGHT THIS WOULD HELP. JUST WANTED TO [Test-drive]He sighs. WHAT ARE YOU UP TO TONIGHT?He nods. NAH, I GETCHA. YOU VE BEEN, IT S, UH. THERE VE BEEN, IT S BEEN...Clears his throat.He looks at esau apologetically.His eyebrows raise a bit, processing that statement.Nods.He shudders. THAT S UH. THAT S SOMETHIN, ALRIGHT.He heaves a sigh of relief.He blinks a few times. I VE [Dabbled] WITH IT, [Yes].He coughs.His face contorts a bit. THAT S DOWNRIGHT [Horror]FYING.Shudders. WELL. GOOD THING YOU TAUGHT ME HOW TO MAKE [Cool] [Shields]. I SHOULD BE FINE. NO NEEDLE-SHARP [Teeth] ARE GONNA GET ME. EHAHEHACough.He is more than a little scared and doing his darndest not to let it show.He laughs, weakly, but sincerely. YEAH. YEAH, I REA LLY DO.He sighs. USED TO. HAVEN T SEEN THEM SINCE I WAS A TEENAGER. AND THEY HAVE N T SEEN ME SINCE I DISAPPEARED OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH.He shakes his head and clears his thoughts.He takes a deep breath.He looks down and smiles brightly. He leans against esau, briefly. THANKS.He laughs.He faces esau. AIGHT. WELL. I M GETTIN TIRED. I SHOULD HEAD BACK IN.
...YOU GOOD [Hear]? CAN I GET'CHA ANY[Thing]?Shudders againHe opens the door and heads inside
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3he steps outside with his cardboard boxes, grinning. He starts setting up shop when he notices the machines…”well, nothing like some healthy competition” he shrugs, carefully placing his boxes 5
Trashton finally makes it outside, looking around. Where is it? Where did the voice come from. He must know. He HAS to know.
She peeks outside, cautiously.his brow furrows, looking at the odd yellow man, but he quickly picks up his boxes and sets them next to the machines Hiya neighbor! Looks like we’re buildings competitors eh? he grins…yet his eyes are following the glimmer of the coins as they fall into his palmShe claps.Is outside.HE Y, WHO WAS [Sing]INGhe tries time and time again to draw his gaze from the coins...but he simply can't
he pulls out a huge bottle of orange degreaser from his pocket somehow WITH JUST A TOUCH OF SAUL G SPAMTON'S PATENTED BROZING AGENT YOU TOO CAN HAVE THE TAN OF YOUR DREAMS.
4His jaw drops. He hasn't heard music since he got trapped here. And what a voice...He holds out his hand.his smile twitches, growing a little more manic than before...he leans his head just a touch closer.Grover whispers ᵀᴴᴬᴺᴷˢShe just watches in awe.Grover hasn't moved. He is palming the coin and watching Marigold fixedly."DID HE SAY THE F WORD OH MY GOD" he starts frantically looking through his pockets for something else to trade
5He gasps and stumbles UH UH UH UHHe smiles as he looks at the card machine, before placing the coin inside it, starting to play the game.Grover blushes. W- WHA-He looks up at the gachapon machine.Oh no. He's engrossed in the card game.Grover shivers.
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2Grover looks up. he is cradling the cat figure reverently. CAN I HAVE ANOTHER TOKENHis face drops. DRAT. MY WALLET IS IN THE LIGHT WOR L D.with that, he seems to snap out of his trance, if just for a moment placing his coin in Grover's hand HERE YA GO BUDDY. SAY, MR MONSTER. SIR. YOUR BEASTLINESS. I HAVE A PROPOSITION FOR YA. WITH A VOICE LIKE YOURS...HAVE YA EVER WANTED TA BE IN A BAND?Trashton looks through his bag for a moment before pulling out a small dollar store pen he may have.... borrowed. Sure, I'll be happy to sign...he excitedly hops over, nudging Spamton out of the way WADDAYA SAY? EVER WANTED TO BE A WORL FAMOUS ROCK STAR? HERE I'LL GIVE YA MY MIXTAPE.Grover puts the coin saul gave him in the machine and cranks the wheel again.he starts rifling through his pockets, frantically looking for his tape. he pulls out ten rubber duckies, a broken bike pump, twenty chinese finger traps, some tide pods...Trashton smiles, before signing his name on the dotted line. Dear god, he's a simp. If it means getting to see you again, then... that'd be nice... 3He doesn't seem to notice the ground rumbling.Grover closes his eyes in delight listening to that song.He gasps at his name.He is holding two cats.The song's so beautiful. She shifts her feet at the ground's rumbling.at the sound of his voice once again caressing his ears, he stops rifling through his pockets...what was he doing again? Oh right. Listening to the beautiful golden man that was kindly paying them a visit....He tries to shuffle closer to Marigold. He just wants this feeling to last forever.he can't stop himself from coming closer, leaning against one of his machines in a way that he thinks *must* look suave and cool. He's grinning...in a more empty headed way than usualGrover is watching Marigold and admiring his horns. and multiple faces. Pretty faces. He looks rad. He walks closer.his face slowly turns red once he realizes he's talking to him h AHEM HI THERE, BUTTERCUP~ YA COME HERE OFTEN?Nods vigorously and immediatelyhe knows he doesn't come here often, its just how he sees people flirt in the movies
3he turns an even darker shade of red, shivering at the slightest contact. His grin widens O-OH REALLY? WELL, WHAT CAN I DO TA MAKE SURE YA WANDER ROUND MY NECK OF THE WOODS MORE OFTEN?~That causes a blush to appear on his face.Is this happening?She looks around for an escape. There's one. She walks in a complete daze to try and reach it.he swallows heavily, eyes glued to Marigold. F-FOREVER? Y-YEAH...THAT SOUNDS...GOOD...Grover turns around, sees dozens of marigolds, and blushes furiously. HAHEHAHEY YA LL. LOOKIN UH. GOOD.Walks up to some marigolds in maid outfits HAHEHAHIIIIIIII UM. YOURE CUTE. WHAT S UH. WHATS YOUR NAMEShe tentatively reaches out and gently touches his horns, admiring them. WHOAAA! THEY'RE SO SMOOTH AND SHINY! DO YA POLISH 'EM OR SOMETHIN'? BECAUSE IF YA NEED SOME POLISH I KNOW A GUY (ME) THAT COULD HOOK YA UP...but i'd give ya a discount of course if you'd like since youre uh. a special customer.Blushes even moreIs that steam coming out from under his collar? Sure is. O-OF COURSE! I WILL!Fails pathetically at flirting with multiple maid boys at once
Playerton is dragged outside by the SOUL controlling him, giving annoyed protests before he looks around.
HOLY [[Cungadero]] IT'S EVEN WORSE OUT HERE!!does that stupid move where he pretends to stretch to put his arm around Marigold...but chickens out last minute and pretends he was just going to scratch his neck the whole timeIs trying to play as many games as he can. If it makes Marigold happy, then he'll do it.She registers the fact that Esau left her. She staggers to the porch to try and help.Marigold. One of the brothers.Hears the word marigold... Makes him think... He learned that name recently... Where???She charges up a Soul shot and fires it to where she thinks Marigold is.Fitting name for a golden angel of gambling.he's practically giggling, just happy to be touched and given attention, soaking it up like a cat in a sunbeamShe nearly collapses from the shop.Trashton stops what he's doing, turning around with a smile on his face.>Trash talk trash talk
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THE ONLY MONSTER I SEE HERE IS [U] PAL!!!he staggers towards Esau, practically love drunk, before gently punching him in he arm BOOP. GOT YA. EHAHHAHHHHHe doesnt recognize Esau Yet, but he senses who the Marigolds want him to attack. H-HE Y! LEAVE US ALONE!He tries attacking, but the swing of his bat isn't as hard as it usually is. Is he distracted by something?Starts to storm toward esau.She stops, and fires a few more shots at Marigold. She's sloppy with them.Runs up to esau and conjures a large pop-up shield, bashing into him. LEAVE US ALL ALO N E! PARTY POOPER!He still hasnt recognized esau.She charges a shot. It could easily make him as disoriented as her.his brain is just...so foggy...he can't remember what he was doing. He looks at the ground and sees some dandelions sprouting in the lawn...oh, yellow is *such* a nice color isn't it? He starts picking them, humming softly, completely unaware of his surroundingsLooks at a Marigold DID I DO GOOD?So does Spence. She's fallen, and she's not getting up for a while.She's crawling to Marigold. She's slow.he's already made a little crown out of dandelions when he looks over and sees Marigold on the ground, his brow furrows as he stumbles his way over to his side You alright, Sunshine?He rushes over to where Marigold is, shocked. 4She reaches Marigold. And she goes for the knees. The soul on his suit pulls him back slightly.he grabs Spencer around the waist, not enough to hurt her but enough to weigh her down D-DON'T YOU H-HURT MY SUNSHINE!She doesn't budge from her position. She keeps on going for the knees.And she gets onto Marigold.And she tries to choke him.he gets kicked in the ribs hard enough by Spencer he immediately lets gostarts to run overShe's trying so hard. It's not working.Jay ran outside. He had just woken up, and immediately sensed danger, running to their aid. He helps tear Spence's hands away.Conjures another shield and hits esau againthe pain and the sounds of his friends shouting is enough to startle him but still his trance has made it impossible for him to move to help...Finally notices it's Esau W-WHAT!?He wants to help, he wants to do anything to help Marigold, but what can he do?She's torn away. She passes out. Her eyes are open.Jay took a defensive position, growling lowly like an animal. He was looking for weak spots, trying to find a place to hit. He put her inside quickly, and ran back, taking his position back. 2
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FUCK!he finally lifts from his trance, quickly sprinting over to Esau's side. He tears off the crown of dandelions and stomps it under his sneaker. He rolls up his sleeves, suddenly shaking with anger. I think it's time sunshine over here had a cloudy day, don't you? he helps Esau upHe's trying to attack Esau again, but he's getting overwhelmed. The feelings. The passion. It's too much! Another weak attack with his bat.
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Aww, what's the matter, songbird? Someone cut your Wings? Now you're just perfect for our little secret...He focused on his radar, and instead of gathering the energy of souls silently, he focused it on marigold, wanting him to feel pain.he can't help but startle, for a moment, looking down at his friend...those large dark eyes look so unlike him..but now isn't the time, he realizes. He throws off his blazer and cracks his knuckles. He looks back at Marigold and has a wild look in his eyes and a toothy grin. Let's show 'em some quality buisiness, eh?he's unaware of the bright purple light radiating from his chest as his soul starts to react to the tension around him 1 1 1 1 1Grover finally stops panicking and processes what is happening. The angel- no, demon- is attacking Esau. He darts up and wipes his face.he starts to tackle the various Marigold clones around him, managing to topple one and hold another in a choke hold. The beaming purple light sizzles against their yellow skinJay, in turn, began glowing an almost blinding cyan, cracking his neck.
Seems like our songbird isn't affected by pressure... So that's why we have to try again!
He, again got into the stance, and charged, looking like he aims for the legs, but changed trajectory almost before it collected, landing a small laceration onto the ribs.The soul with him glows bright red. He wants to FIGHT, but how? He doesn't even have a weapon.Grover forms a pop up and launches it at Marigold like a shuriken. It is weak.as the Marigold he's got pinned starts to flail wildly, he starts to wish he had some kind of weapon on him...but then he remembers. He struggles but manages to reach into hi back pockets and pull out a pair of worn knuckledusters.J ditched the knife, and, swerving against clones, took out a rope - however, due to a sheer number of things happening at once, tripped and got his hands and legs tangled in the rope, rolling on the ground.his soul seems to react to his will and they too start to sizzle with the bright purple energy as he clocks a Marigold clone in the jaw with a solid swing and a loud CRACKHuns over to help him*runsUntangles J and looks him overhe unfortunately starts to get overwhelmed by the other Marigold clones as they start to pile on top of him, their claws swiping at himJ roared almost, and attacked, tackling Grover and punching him in the face.he just barely manages to struggle away as their claw swipes barely graze his stomach. He growls lowly.He rushes over to where J was. HEY!!! LET ME USE YOUR [Knif]!!!He let go, panting, getting off of him
I'm - I'm sorry!
J turned too Playerton and pushed the knife in his hands.
Quick!!he looks confused as he watches them shatter in front of his very eyes, but runs towards Esau, determined to help himDear god, we've given a soul of Determination a knife. He rushes over to where Marigold was and attempts to attack his legs with the knife!he scrambles over, trying to pin down Marigold's upper arms but gets clawed in the process, he gets slices along his thigh. He grimaces, gritting his teeth.J got up, coughing - his nose began bleeding due to the sheer number of things he had to perceive, and his ribs weren't looking so good.Grabs J. HE Y, TAKE IT EASY, YOU GOTTA GET AWAY, YOU R E BADLY INJUREDJ snapped his head back.
Wait. EVERYONE GET DOWN!! LET ESAU THROUGH! NOW!!
He burst into another coughing fit, falling onto his knees.Esau but gets elbowed in the jaw hard enough it knocks him backHolds J, tries to escort him awayJ couldn't just go and watch - so he freed himself from Grover's grip, running towards Esau to help, but falling midway, coughing. Damn those injures.He's getting overwhelmed, and when he finally snaps out of it, his bat clatters to the floor and he passes out. His brain's had a bit too much today.he just barely manages to get ahold of Marigold's arms, finally, he holds them down, helping Esau take him outhe snarls, gripping onto his hand PUT ME DOWN YOU PISS YELLOW PUNK.She walks out.Launches a pop up at Marigold, but misses. It hits a slot machine. ...HMGrover tries to push a particularly tall machine on top of Marigold.She gets to Esau.J got up, Groaning in pain, but running over, hitting Marigold on the back of his head, glowing bright.She picks him up. She looks at the commotion.he manages to clock Marigold in the ribs, but because of his more weakened state his soul energy isn't as strongHe's twitching and glitching slightly as he holds onto the knife. He wants to go in for another strike, he does. But something's holding him back.She's looking Marigold dead in the eye.he goes in for another strike but he stumbles and misses, putting him back in Marigold's range 3 2 2 2he watches, stunned for a few moments, before he turns and limps towards EsauHe's still out cold. He's had a rough time and he's just gonna lay here OK? OK.He falls flat on his face into viscera as the slot machine he was pushing dissolves into fleshJ almost sobbed in relief, falling down, coughing - this time with blood. His chest felt like it was on fire.he kneels next to Esau, his voice is shaking Buddy...buddy c-can you hear me?She listens to Marigold's song. She sighs. She walks Esau up to her room.Scuttles over to J HEY UH I GOT CHACarries him back to the house, cradled and carefully. It's hard. He's short.He was gasping for air in short breaths, wheezing.
Grover- S'rry-he watches Spencer and Esau leave...he looks over at the others...he thinks about Marigold and feels naseous..."I almost let them get hurt..."he starts shaking violentlyJ nodded weakly, trying to stand but failing, whining in pain.he just barely snaps out of it and gets up and helps life JHustles to bathroomhe looks down at J, grimacing Y-you're gunna be ok, alright kiddo? lets go.J wanted to answer, but was too short on breath, already gasping for air.
He's just gonna lay here still.Bursts outside and sees Trashton....OHWalks up and tries to wake him, checking him for injuries....He's alive. He decides to carry Trashton inside. Finally, someone smaller than him he can actually carry. 5 2He cautiously peeks outside, making sure no one is there, before stepping out. He makes his way towards the cardboard storefront he was so proud of yesterday and crouches next to it. Staring at it with a cold gaze.he flinches at the sound of Esau’s voice, not having expected to be followed …Why? Ya got nothin’ ya need to apologize for, pal. he reaches down, playing with a blade of grass between his fingertips. That freaky brother of yours showed up like ya warned us and ya protected everyone like ya always do…’s alright.he sighs Ya warned me but still he played me like a sucker. Hell, I even willingly went along with it at first. he gets up, looks at his cardboard boxes and gives them a hard kick, sending them flying out into the darkness of the void. …the guys back home are right. I never take things serious enough. I’ve never really grown up… his hands are shaking All I do is let people down and hurt ‘em.He looks down at Esau’s hand then back at his face, his dark eyes giving him a fragile look. He almost takes his hand but he stops. He sighs, smiling bitterly. I don’t understand why good folks like you keep forgiving garbage like me.he chuckles weakly Aight, ya got me, I can never leave a buddy hangin’he takes his handFor a moment he’s completely stunned. He shakes his head, a wavering smile spreading across his face. He lets out a shaking sigh, tears starting to flow down his cheeks. He tries to wipe them away as fast as possible. He looks away, embarrassed. Well, I guess unfortunately for you guys, I’m stubborn as hell. Can’t get rid of me too easy.he smiles and starts laughing heartily. Tears are streaming down his cheeks as he comes over and gives Esau a firm hug. He’s still shaking, however.His laughter finally peters out into a soft wheeze as he holds onto Esau. His tears drip onto Esau’s shoulder, much to his chagrin. He hiccups quietly, listening intently to Esau’s singing.With a final, deep breath, he lets go of Esau, taking time to straighten out Esau’s blazer, mostly as an excuse to give himself time to collect himself together again. His eyes are still a little red and his cheeks flushed. …thank youhe cracks his knuckles and grins toothily Now that I know a bit more ‘bout their tricks, well. They better not get within a ten mile radius of this place or I’m gonna give ‘em a walloping. Ehaha.Is outside now, escaping the crowd in the common room.He sees J coming and wipes his face again with his sleeve, clearing his throat and straightening his blazer. Trying to look as if nothing happened…but then it occurs to him that J is blind. H-Hey kid! Ya sleep aight?He turned to face Saul, smiling meekly, fiddling with his shirt.
O-oh! Hi Saul. Thank you for staying there... I slept just fine.he takes notice of his fidgeting …good!He smiled.
A few coughs here and there, but I'm okay. No need to worry. How are you? I heard they bit you.he looks down at Esau, brow knitted. We could always see if we can get the Miss to help ya! Worth a shot! he can’t help himself from smiling at the prospect of seeing her again…to uh, help Esau of course! No other reason…J smiled. He never let go of the shirt.
Yeah, I think you need that checked out. Maybe Saul's right. Just... I wanna warn you - the living rooms packed...he flusters at being caught, scratching his neck Well. Uh. Um. I m-mean…j-just to be sure you’re all fixed up! Yeah! …and uh…only if she ain’t too busy…classy lady like that has a lot goin’ on… he fidgets with his fingersJay laughed quietly.
Come on, Saul, we know you like her. Your paingully obvious even for me.he chuckles nervously, avoiding their gaze Eha! You gotta be kiddin’ me. Five star gal like that wouldn’t wanna be seen anywhere with a grubby lil guy like me…d-don’t worry it’s just. Uh. W-well…he snorts Charming? Me? Maybe in a rat kinda way yeah. Ehahahah…but seriously. I-it’s ok.he pauses, chewing his lip and considering it. His voice gets really quiet. Well…maybe…His face gets very warm That…might be nice…J walked over to him, lightly bumping Saul with his shoulder.
You've got it, dad. You'll do great.
He didn't realize what he said.His blush deepens I-I-I… he chuckles then starts full on laughing, grabbing J and giving him a friendly noogie Alright, kiddo, I’ll give it a shot.J laughed, gently pushing his hands away.
Hey, stoop, my hair!he stops, makes a look like he wants to do or say something more but he doesn’t. He pats J on the shoulder. Aight kiddo I won’t mess with ya.J just laughed, holding onto Esau.
Woah! Is it me or you've gotten stronger?!
♂️He's heading out, a giddy smile on his face. It'd be nice to finally leave this place for somewhere new, especially when it's to meet someone.He’s laying back on the lawn, looking up at the void. His thoughts drifting to a very particular, very classy lady…”I wonder if she’d like it if I brought her flowers someday…" 2he slowly starts to doze off…he’s fast asleep, but clearly having some kind of a dream, he’s smiling and muttering hmm, ‘course I’ll give ya a kiss Starlight~
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he’s still sleeping, dreaming, his smile gets wider aww, Starlight, don’t be scared I’ll hold yer hand~he does a really goofy face, blushing and pursing his lipshe wakes up with a snort. He blinks looking up at Midnight, wondering for a moment if he’s still dreaming. Se sits up with a start. O-o-oh h-h-heya Miss! I uh. Th-thought ya had gone home ehaha.he chuckles Yeah, this is a real strange place! Honestly still figurin’ it all out myself! And dontcha worry ‘bout me, I’m feelin’ right as rain, thanks to you of course, Miss. he winkshe tilts his head, thinking Ya still have a performance to catch though?he hums ‘spose that’s true…never really thought about it since well…he looks down at his sneakers I uh, don’t really plan ta go home anytime soon…he sighs, softly Nah, I uh, don’t think anyone would miss me there. ‘S probably for the best…he looks over at her, puzzled. Do you…feel homesick? ‘C-cuz uh, if ya really wanna go ya don’t have to stay an keep me company! I can show ya where the magic door is right away an you’ll be back in a heartbeat!for a moment he’s left speechless…he very slowly reaches reaches his hand over to hers, giving it a gentle squeeze. I…I’m so sorry…well…ya always have a home here. If ya want…ya can visit whenever you feel lonely. he looks at her with a warm, hopeful smilehe gently reaches out, caressing her face with his rough, calloused hand Of course it is, darlin’. he whispers, brushing her tears away with his thumb.he chuckles Of course! It’d be nice to see a pretty face ‘round here…I-I’d like to see y-your face more often, anyway… he blusheshe smiles warmly Theres that smile of yours again, I was startin’ to miss it. Hey, maybe I could, uh, cook for ya sometime. Really give ya the home-y experience! I-I could even ask Anton an I’m sure he could set up a room for ya whenever you’d like to stay. He’s a real great guy I’m sure he could set up a guest room! And, and— he starts to look very excitedhe sees her lighting up and his heart starts to flutter. He gently tucks a strand of her hair behind her ear…when he realizes he’s been touching her face for a while. He blushes brightly, quickly moving his hand from her. But…he’s still holding her hand. I mean, only if you’d like. I uh, hope I’m not making you uncomfortable…he scratches his chinhis eyes widen and he beams at her R-really? You mean it? he whispersHe chuckles, kissing her hands a couple times in his excitement. He pauses…you can practically see the buffering sign above his head O-oh, ah. S-sorry…he also is very excited. He slowly lets go of her hand, looking up at her with eyes filled with adoration.he waves back See ya, Miss! You’re very welcome!he’s been outside picking daisies, humming to himself happily…it’s not a real bouquet but…maybe she’ll like them anyway? He then wonders if there’s any ribbon or anything he could use to make them look nicer. Maybe something in someone’s room? He heads inside, a spring in his stepHe appears to have a old beaten up guitar and a spiked baseball bat next to him while he's waiting
He’s here! How’d he just appear behind Spencer?Realizing Sera is behind him and then handing Sera the Guitar
Alright let's [A go go] raid [ToysRUs]She's not running to the Light World. She just needs to clear her head. So she just paces around the house, especially throughout the backyard.
The large 11 foot figure approaching the house look at it and his surrounding questionably. This isn't the place they were headed... WHAT THE- WHERE IS THIS?! WHERE ARE WE?! A Pause. [Chest Pains?] There's a muffled voice heard, low enough for him to hear. [Wrong way]? KID, LISTEN. I KNOW CYBER CITY LIKE THE [Back of my hand]. YOU. GOT US [Lost?] Low grumbling comes from within Neo's chest while he observes the place, confused about the music suddenly playing. 3...Leaves.Leaves until the House vanishes into the horizon line.Leaves until she's surrounded with nothing but the dark.She clicks and shifts again, until her body disappears...
And only Neo remains.And it lies in the middle of the void, waiting for its puppeteer to take it by the strings.She'd be a better puppet than a friend, anyways.* The darkness consumes her.
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You'll never know just how much I miss you
You'll never know just how much I care
And if I tried, I still couldn't hide my love for you
You ought to know, for haven't I told you so
A million or more times? You'll never know... how much... I love you.Dressed in what appears to be casual clothes, although these too are a bit tight on his form he's staring at the house with a big smile. It's been a while since he's seen his other friends so he came to drop by for a visitHe's near the entrance, sitting outdoors, messing with a flower pot. He seems distractedSpotting another Spamton he smiles wide and walks over waving
HELLO THERE CIVILLIAN SPAMTON! DO YOU ALSO LIVE HERE?He's slightly alarmed when he hears the sound, before sighing and relaxing
Ah. Hello. I do live here, yes. What brings you to this dimension, Spamton?A wide smile as he looks at the flower pot and crouches down to look at it
THIS LOOKS LIKE THE FLOWER MY SISTER IN LAW, NOELLE LIKES TO TAKE CARE OF! BUT I DO NOT REMEMBER THE FLOWER NAME!He turns, curiously
Friends? Which ones if I may ask?
Hmm these are Ranunculus Butteecups. Does she grow them?He puffs out his chest proud of himself then looks at the Flowers
OH! SHE DOES! BUTTERCUPS SOUND LIKE A FOOD ITEM! WHY ARE THEY NAMED BUTTERCUPS SPAMTON?
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DO YOU HAVE ANOTHER NAME?He's not used to his type being this...bright. he hopes he doesn't have to suffer through anything
Ah I know these as well. Quite fond of them myself.
He thinks for a moment, searching online without a screen
I think its because lightners used to think the golden hue of it gave the yellow color of butter. Which is false . These are poisonous.Tilting his head he observes it then smiles brightly
AS GLADES SAYS ALL BEAUTIFUL THINGS MUST HAVE THORNS AND POISON TO PROTECT ItSELF! WHAT A VALIANT LITTLE FLOWER!
He turns to Rosario properly and extends a hand out
OH RIGHT MY MANNERS BEFORE I ASKED I SHOULD HAVE INTRODUCED MYSELF! MY NAME IS SPAMTON G SPAMTON! THOUGH IM STILL DECIDING ON A NAME MANY PEOPLE HERE CALL ME CHAD, THOUGH IT THINK ALEXANDER OR HENRICK ARE ALSO FINE KNIGHT NAMES!He's posing
ROSARIO! WHAT A WONDERFUL NAME FOR A GENTLEMAN SUCH AS YOURSELF! AH! GLADES IS MY FRIEND! SHES A PINK ADDISON WHO I FOUGHT VALIANTLY ON MY ROAD TO NEO CONQUEST!
He reaches into his inventory and brings out a tiny pink addison sprite, she appears to be sleeping and her plant tail is swaying as she doesHe observes her curiously
How'd she get so small...or was she always like this?He puts her in Rosario's hands, she appears to be comfortable as Chad starts to pose
ORIGINALLY SHE WAS HUGE! SO HUGE I THINK SHE COULD HAVE TOUCHED THE MOON! WITH MANY EYES AND FLOWERS FROM HER BODY AND A CENTIPEDE TAIL! WE FOUGHT A LONG HARD BATTLE OF FASHION AND DRAMA FOR MANY HOURS!
SHE SHRUNK DOWN TO JOIN ME ON MY QUEST and also we're friends!
His explanation is barely helpfulHe gently takes his friend back and puts her back in the inventory
MY EXPERIENCE WITH NEO WAS HARROWING BUT I PREVAILED! TELL ME ROSARIO WHAT IS YOUR STORY? I HAVE HEARD MANY SPAMTON STORIES BUT I LOVE HEARING MORE!Smiling widely he seems curious YEAH! I FINISHED MY TRIAL OF NEO, WE GATHERED OUR FRIENDS AND THEN MADE A NEW HOME ALTHOUGH THE HOME MERGED INTO THE LIGHTNER WORLD! SO MAYBE ITS LIKE AN OLD NEW HOME?
He's a little confused about the term before staring with big eyes at Rosario
ID LOVE TO HEAR YOUR TALE ROSARIO!He thinks for a bit
Honestly...my tale isn't that fascinating except for the fact it's never changed since things went to shit.Smiling brightly
NEVER TURNED INTO A BUSINESSMAN THOUGH I WANT TO STILL KNOW ROSARIO IM SURE ITS AN AMAZING TALE FULL OF DRAMA HORROR AND PERSEVERANCE! IM SURE IT TURNS OUT WELL SINCE YOU ARE HERE RIGHT?He's listening attentively nodding his head enthusiasticallyHe puts a hand to his mouth in shock
I HEARD ABOUT THESE PHONE CALLS! NONI SMASHED ALL PHONES WHENEVER THEY RING NEAR ME
He's leaning forwards really invested in this storyHis eyes are shining in admirationHe summons his wand, showing it to Chad.He stares at his wand in awe
IS IT TRULY SAD ROSARIO? YOU NOW HAVE A FEW PIECES TO A PUZZLE LIKE HOW A STORY QUEST HAS MANY PARTS! YOU NOW HAVE THE POWER TO CREATE A SOLUTION GIVEN ENOUGH TIME CORRECT?
A large optimistic smile, hands on his hips as he looks at the plant Rosario made
PERHAPS THERE WILL COME A TIME WHERE YOU WILL RETURN WITH YOUR PIECES, YOUR SOLUTIONS, YOUR POWER AND YOUR GOALS! THE WORLD HAS GIFTED YOU A PLACE OF RESPITE, A NEW BEGINNING OR A MEANS OF RETURN CORRECT? THEN DOES THAT NOT MEAN YOU CAN CHOOSE AT ANY TIME TO SETTLE FOR WHAT YOU HAVE OR TO SETTLE THE CONFLICTS OF OLD?HE'S DIGGING A HOLE. A BIG HOLE. A BIG HOLE FOR HIS BIG DUMB FACE. HE PUTS HIS HEAD IN IT AND SHOUTS. HE BURIES IT AGAIN. HE WALKS BACK INSIDE 
he's stuck in a loopHe smiles a bit, thinking about the prospect of that I think that's nice Chad. You've got a good head on your shoulders.he sees Rosario and is so red now he's almost purple, he immediately gets knocked to the ground by Spamtoon
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LOOK ROSARIO THEY'RE HAVING A BONDING MOMENT!He starts walking to the other side of the chamber Come with me Chad.he holds up his hands in defeat B-BUDDY, P-P-PAL, I D-D-DIDN'T MEAN TA GET HURT I SWEAR! ...actually when ya think about it you're kinda tryin' to hurt me right now so...at that, he takes hold of Spamtoon's hands, he gives him a determined look. I never, ever, want ta hurt her. If I ever do I'll probably walk out into that void over there and never come back. I swear.he hits home and Saul lets go, his head falling to the ground with a hard thunk ...Owie'THIS KINDA BLOWS ACTUALLY.' Frozen decides to go back to his room and clean up. Maybe watch that jazz from his room's window.He walks by and notices a sight from the kitchen windows. 
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OH HELLO FRIENDS IT LOOKS LIKe THERE'S A PARTY!he tilts his headimmediately swivels his body and lunges at chadHe puts the pot down to open his arms out for a hugchomps his armmuffled, mouth full of arm BLOGH ND MEETHe looks at Sebastian like a kicked puppy and then frowns
SEBASTIAN WE DO NOT HUG WITH OUR MOUTHSfrom the Attic window CASSIUS! STOP BITING CHAD!He waves his arm around it is i n great pain but he gives Sebastian several head patsstarts sprinting on all fours towards the door, still biting chad's armHe is being dragged
SEBASTIAN THIS IS A FUN GAME BUT MY ARM IS HURTING! ARE WE PLAYING WEREWOLVES AND HUNTERS?From the windowHe is outside and picking up the potted plant now, back to the greenhouse
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3 3 2 2 2 2 2it sticks to the shadows for now but they keep their gaze on the house. 1they make their way around the entire building, taking notes of every window and door, and other points of entry/exit. 1they circle back to where they started. They've made the notes they needed.
hes goneHe's been outside for a while, work up early just kinda making DIY prank bombs. He'll be heading back to his world for a bit.
Hes running away from his gay platonic feelings after concluding he got too soft.
Yeah [Nope] I'm not here for this [Kumbaya] bullshitHe walks outside, holding a bag or fertilizer when he spots Spencer.
Mornin'He's almost done with the last bomb, shoving extra glue and glitter into this, this was for Neon.
He then looks up from his task at Rosario with a smirkFinishing up with packing
Going to [head n shoulders] back to my world for a [bitcoin]. Getting a bit [Johnsons baby shampoo soft], [it was getting too chummy around here anyways]He gets up, just in case to follow himshoving the little bombs into the inventory then stands up to take a smokeHe takes a deep breath and stares at the smoke
Yeah you're an [annoying orange] ass [bastard sword]He places a hand on his shoulder Scoffing as he takes another deep breath, theres a glimpse of a small smile before it goes back to being a smirk
Yeah. Can't [seam] to find a reason [ymca] I got so [attachment file] to them. I'm [betta fish] off reading the [good morning america] news for the next celebrity fuck up
He offers a cigarette to Rosario not making eye contactHe takes the cigarette and a light, lighting it up and taking a long drag
Well. I don't think so. I'm quite fond of them as well. You know how I am with your [brother]. But I owe some to Sebastian, and I share a sense of understanding with Serafino. I think they would miss you as well.Quietly he takes a much longer drag of the cigarette and blows out a long stream of smoke
Haha you know I've [never have I ever] called him a [brother oh brother], that [family game night] shit makes me uncomfortable.
[Sea Biscuit] makes terrible life choices and needs a [Babysitters club], [Rapture Jesus] is crazy [A$$] enough to be [funi] company. Of course they'd [miss me miss me now you gotta kiss me] they're hopeless without me.He looks at him curiously
So why not stay around since somebody has to do it? Seems like a waste of time to leave nowThe cigarette rests on his lips for a while before he stomps it out and starts walking towards the door, his back facing Rosario, he won't look at him.
I already have my [all hands on deck] taking care of [me, myself, and I]. My life isn't a [charity case], they have [issue no. 983424] and so do I. If a couple of [days, weeks months] were enough to solve the family [Magazine issue] then what was all that shit I went through [FORE!] That's the funniest [sh1t] you've said all week!
He stops next to the door his back still turned to Rosario he is quietHe follows him, his tail wrapping around his wrist
You need to stop pushing people away, you know that?
He pulls spencer now, turning him look at me in the eye and tell me you really enjoy doing this. I know you don't.Pulled back from the door he reaches a hand up to rosario's face, managing to barely evade spearing his jointed hands on his nose and tries to cover his eyes, he looks away from him
Talk about the [pot calling the kettle black]
He's laughing but it's full of derision, his eyes close, the smirk is pushed onto his face, it's like being a doll, it's like he's slipping back into the act.
What's the point [Rosario]? Are you [try try again] to find some closure [w/] yourself? Is it like [looking glass] into a mirror?He sighs, giving him a look, tail still wrapped, one hand trying to pry his hand off and another tries reaching for his glasses
It takes one to know one, so maybe yes.
And I know damn well in my reflection that this is stupid to do. You know it's stupid to do that.
Stick around, Spencer. Stop running away from connections.It's a struggle keeping his hand there, but it moves, all Rosario can see is spencer adopting a trademark addison face when he removes his glasses but with a smirk, it's like staring at a mask until he speaks
It's [work out regime] SOOOOOOO WELL WELL [Whale] FOR YOU HUH?
What if I'm [knot] running away from my [internet connection]? What if I'm [daily reminder]ing myself what I should [bee]?His face stays the same and he starts to try to pull his wrist out of Rosario's hold
It's [convenience store] isn't it? Narrowing it down to a [fear factor] of intimacy, when things are more [its complicated] than that.
Do you [gnome] what happened [Rosario]? What's my [storytime], does it [feel good inc] to throw around words when you [donut] know what happened?
What if [yuore] projecting?He keeps a tight hold on him, not letting it go `
So...well. I don't want you to go, so how about you tell me your story and I can be the judge of that? I don't think I am projecting, but I'm open to the idea of being wrong about your motives.It surprises him for a moment his expression breaks hearing this. He's usually very good at keeping up the facade, he's good at making people angry...but he's not good with situations like these
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There is no smile, there is no mask, he's looking at Rosario for once in the eye this time. He's observing him for a bit, a serious consideration before laughing, smirking and challenging him.
You [gnome] my story isn't for the faint of heart. There is no [easy bake oven] solution, there is no clean [High School Musical 3] ending pep talk, there is no [And they lived happily ever after] rug sweep for it. Are you [shore] you want to hear it? To [Baby butt wipe] that smug expression off your face?
He says this all lightly like he's talking about the weather, like it's a fact. However, telling him, opening that option, settles like a lump in his voicebox. Waiting for him to accept, waiting for him to reject, waiting.He pats his back reassuringly
come on.Another pause then he starts to walk back towards the house with a sigh that's exaggerated and exasperated
It's [costco] you're the most [annoying orange] of them all. So this [Exclusive offer] is for annoying [bastard swords] like you [Rosario]He nudges his back Let's go to the greenhouse. I set up water and a mini stove to make some tea. We could talk thereturning away from the house to walk towards the green house and marvelling at how he got that built but snaps out of it
....and my [and then they were roommates] with terrible [Dad jokes] sometimes you act like a [Godfather] HA! 3 6
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Jay yelped quietly, but didn't protest, seeing as the two had the situation under control.
He's sneaking out the house on all fours like an obnoxiously large rat THAT'S ENOUGH [Rest and Relaxation]... A HOUSE FULL OF [Number One Rated Salesman1997] IS PRETTY CLOSE TO [Heaven] BUT SO FAR MY MAKING ME [BIG]. wE'RE LEAVIN'.
What?! Spam falls over like a comically large ragdoll
OW!!! [Chest Pains]? Car horn noises STOP [Remote Control] ME!!! I TOLD YOU! I TOLD-
I know. I know... But hear me out. I know you want to Be Big and get into heaven. I know. But You've barely talked with the other Spamtons here!!
WHAT??! AND GET REMINDED OF MY [Fall from Grace]?! [Pain and Misery]?!
They might have more insight on what we're doing. What if we're not the only ones in this position? There's so many different yous here! Like that one who sounded like someone playing a chivalrous DND guy. Or RPG Protag or something... He gets quiet.And lays there, like 4 feet from the house. 2 2he steps outside and gets a look at the carnage, he's hopping in place with his hands in his hair and a huge grin THIS IS!! THE COOLEST THING!! IVE EVER SEEN?!?he stops Should we uh...have a funeral?he slowly, carefully, steps on it...then realizes how springy it is. He starts bouncing on it like a trampoline I always wanted a trampoline in my yard! I also always wanted a giant monster corpse to reverse engineer to make giant fighting robots! Now I got both! Dreams do come true... boingy boingy boingyboingy boingy boing boing boinghe looks over Maybe it's for the best...you would have needed a lot of toothpaste.he's yawning again too Bet we could make some sick necklaces...he smiles Let's do that tomorrow! 's been...a long day for us both...he smiles warmly and heads inFrozen scuttles out here, still drenched from moving with all those cups being placed on him. He inspects the giant corpse. It seemed Esau wanted to help get the teeth out, rather than him just doing it himself. Still, he couldn't help but spend the early morning prying one out for himself. Would it be useful? Maybe. In hindsight, if he hadn't joined that lying game last night, he would have been able to take it then.
He was no kind of doctor, but he was handy and had a lot of tools. After all, he was the one who managed to do all of... *that* with his own Neo. This was no problem.
There. Done. The tooth fairy got his due. Now to bring it inside.He's been chilling outside, he's been here for a while on his fishing appHe's here waiting to be traumatized hi vinny
He sees it the sky is full of them and he knows what's going on. Standing up he's shaking, breathing carefully before running back upstairs♂️
He points from where he isShe’s shaking.She doesn’t break eye contact until the door is shut behind her.
He lands clumsily, it did hurt a lot. He gets up and starts running towards the source of screamingShe's outside.She's looking around for any sign of the ruckus that just happened.There's nothing. She goes back in.He's now looking up at the sky or whatever it was in the void and he is getting sleepy now. So unusually sleepy, terribly so.
He knows what this is and lets himself driftShe's outside, past the porch, and into the dark.he walks close behind. Shaking slightly. The last time he went into the dark…didn’t go so wellA small click sounds in Esther's chest. Her eyes start to glow.he whistles Pretty neat! I wish I could do that.She chuckles before looking around the void.
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2She points to Saul's left.She walks toward it.Follows after them.his hands are clenched into fists, white knuckledThey reach it. If it's a bush, it's the lamest bush she's ever seen.She sits.he sits cross cross on the ground Wish I brought my guitar…and stuff for s’mores…* Check behind the treehe gets an odd chill Maybe we outta…look around the other side?he slowly gets up and peeks around the edges of itHe's still looking for a match. You know. Just in case.She looks behind the tree.Accidentally.* There is a man here.
* He may be happy to see you.He looks up.* There is not a man here.She waves. She's happy to see him.She looks back at the sapling.His mind is racing. Was that a skeleton? Moving on its own? Does that mean *he’s* a skeleton inside a meat suit? Why hadn’t anyone told him about this before????? 4
the tree blooms ever so slightly.* NOW you can check behind the tree teehee oopsWell. She looks to the man again.he looks around again to get a better look at the flowersIt is still but a sapling. Though, a tall one. It won’t fully bloom.... until Serafino returns.* There is not a man here.She picks up the egg.She puts it in her pocket.She looks around again.
skeleton dance is stuck in his head now. Is this a blessing or a curse? From whom? And why?
3She looks where the man was.he cautiously heads overShe walks closer.She nudges the sleeping body.No response he is sleepingShe waits until he wakes.He gets out of the greenhouse, sensing something wrong is happeningdrops the egg on his head It’s magic right?Remains asleeplooks sadly at the egg now on Spencer’s face. Damn…waste of a good egg from a stranger…
3She recognizes him.He walks towards where he hears voices, approaching people
......he sees Rosario …Oh, uh. H-hello sir.he says this like it’s obviouswhere tf is this coming from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zo_DYYomcs&ab_channel=MythicalMusic
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...Mind if I ask, why do you think he knows what's going on ? Did you see him do something?he’s swaying to the music Ya know…this is the best Christmas song…sorry to be rude but it’s fact…he’s humming with it now and whispering “special” whenever the echoey part comes in 2 2 2He sits down, pulling Spencer to his lap.
He's been having these sleep...spells. I don't know what else to name them. He doesn't wake up. Usually he seems to be struggling bad, so he calms down with a song.He clears his throat, looking fondly at Spencer.
Stars shining bright above you
Night breezes seem to whisper "I love you"
Birds singing in the sycamore tree
Dream a little dream of me 8he’s not blushing. It’s just a void sunburn.She gives the two a little bit of space.He squeezes Spencer's hand, singing still, not gonna post all the lyrics hkfksdj.
Sweet dreams till sunbeams find you
Sweet dreams that leave all worries behind you
But in your dreams whatever they be
Dream a little dream of mewakes up it's a violent jolt but the hand on his is some reassurance and he relaxes
Oh it's [Rosario]
Laying his head more into his shoulder and closing his eyes a bit, sighing tiredly
Took a [cat nap] outside now I'm [noodle legs]Claps after the singing. Very nice, very nice!He's too tired for this, who are all these strangers
Who the [fuk] are you?She extends her hand.he waves Hi! Nice ta meet ya. Saul G Spamton at your service.It slowly kinda clicks for him
[Chikin shit]he points at Esther, [Elvis Impersonator]points at Esau, Reverse [Johnny Bravo] Points at Saul,
And [w/e] the[fuk] [Thing 1] is He points at playerton then goes back to leaning his head on Rosario's shoulder
Hi, Bye, [2] many [QnAs] ask my [Temporary Secretary][Rosario]She kneels in front of him.She smirks.It's a smirk he is very tired
[Rosario] [Homeward bound] or I'm walking.She grips his arm. She's still smirking.He puts a hand on her arm, giving a look of disapproval
The man is clearly disoriented and looks like shit. We...Can talk about this later.He's groaning in exasperation
[ya'll stoopid] if they wanted [ur ugly ass] they would [DO IT] now. They [donut] care about [all ya'll]
He's getting a headacheHe picks up Spencer, trying to get upShe grips harder.She breathes in. Right. Calm down.He slaps Esther's hand off
[No touching]She lets him.He says simply these are all strangers he barely knows, demanding answers when he's tired and kinda sick of this shit
Sure it's [None of your Business] it's all [Rapture Jesus] and that's it.Rapture. Oh dear. She inhales.He actually starts walking awayHe doesn't fall for it, he's seen people like her before
Do [butter] if you want [right answer] [dippin dots][sh1t]She winks at Esau. She's gotta keep trying. She'll stop if she think she's gonna get hurt.hearing the word hero he is definitely shutting out anything they have to say, what a joke. He leans to Rosario enough for him to hear
Bad [bitch ness] deals huh?She's shaking.He's chillin the more she pushes the less inclined he is to talk in fact he's starting to block it out.
[Rosario], wanna pgo fish] when we get back?He's lazily tilting his head from where he is at her, vibing
I don't [gnome] you, all you've [Jeff Dunham] is insult a [stranger danger] that's a [baaaaa]d business deal. If anything I [couldn't give a daymn] about youShe's about to cry.He starts walking more as this is beyong his control
Please take care of yourselves.he really doesn’t know what to say…She watches them go. She feels powerless.He clips to a wall to the house. He really can't help here.Weirded out that he's also clipping through but figures it's a Rosario thingShe looks at him. And she grabs him.NOW she's crying.She breaks loose, sniffling.he goes in with themHe heads in eventually, after looking around the void a bit more.he goes out and lays on the grass, looking up at the void and wishing he could see stars…maybe…maybe some other time…he’d finally have the courage to tell her how he felt. He smiles, his eyes crinkling as he laughs. He is kind of a dummy after all. 3He is walking towards the dogwood tree, drops by the greenhouse to pick up a watering can and once he's there he starts tending to the tree
Eventually he sits down next to it and closes his eyes to sleep. He doesn't feel the forced lull of slumber. This is what he's chosenhe wakes up with a start...huh...sleeping on the lawn actually was kind of nice H-hey buddy! Mornin! I'm u-um, doin' fine! he smiles ...g-great, actually... he sits upthere is a lot of grass in his hair, but he seems to not notice at allhe buries his face in his hands and chuckles I...don't think I would've believed it if most anyone else told me...he shakes his head, then finally drags his hands away from his face. He curls his arms around his knees and laughs. Didn't end up workin though...I still chickened out anyway...m-maybe part of me is still...unsurehe grips his knees a little harder ...a long time ago, people used to say they liked me...but now I know they didn't really mean it...it was just all the fame and the money...I spent all my time around them and not the people who actually cared. Then after it all fell to pieces...it felt like hardly anyone would look at me let alone... he scratches at the back of his neck Now, Miss...she ain't one of those shallow people, I know. But...being rejected again, now that...now that I'm me...I just... he chokes up a little and looks away I...I'm sorry this is all just, silly as hell ain't it? D-don't worry bout me... 1he lets out a shaky sigh and laughs heartily Damn, if only I had even a lil bit of that bullet proof confidence I used to, then I'd already have swept her clean off her feet! he pauses, thoughtful ...Thank you, Esau. I know I'm kinda thick in the head sometimes...you're a really good friend. 4he laughs again, putting his arm on Esau’s shoulder Be careful, buddy, I might get a big head if ya keep sayin stuff like that!he then notices the tea cup Oh? Lemme take a wild guess…is that Esther tea? Didja like it? he waggles his eyebrowshe nods, he knows what he means…exactly what he means I…think you’re doin a great job. She’s been on the edge plenty of times but, you’ve always been there to pull her back. You both…balance each other out. It’s real sweet.he blushes I j-just want it to be perfect…ya know? Yesterday…I probably woulda regretted it a little even if I hadn’t chickened out. I’m impulsive as hell. I-I…she’s so special and fantastic and wonderful and kind and talented and thoughtful…I w-wanna try to be…the best version of me. 4he looks at him, eyes wide and beaming Really? Would it be too much trouble?he pulls in Esau closer then waves his other hand like a showman Picture this, I show up lookin’ all smooth an sophisticated…I bring her a beautiful bouquet of flowers…I sweep her off her feet and then…and th-then… he blushes, loosening his grip on Esau …you get the idea…he fidgets with his sleevehe gives him a quavering grin I…I just…t-tend to struggle to get words out when…well… he laughs Most of the time it’s hard to get me to shut up, but when it comes to things like this…I just hope I don’t end up a deer in headlights, ya know?he sits up straighter Dashing, eh? he postures a bit, pretending to smooth his eyebrows and hair, then he laughs It…would help my confidence a little…maybe.he’s blushing at the idea of them looking like a couple. His heart skips a beat thinking of her holding his arm, smiling… Y-yeah! Th-that would be awesome! Somethin stylish but classic. She seems ta like old timey stuff…he chuckles What? Ya don’t think I could pull it off? he pretends to scoffhe blinks, blushing The…what now?
3he scratches his chin You guys really are the best…he smiles Well, ya don’t have to do anythin ta see me happy. These past couple of weeks since I came here have been the happiest in my life. Thanks to you. Thanks to all of you. 2 1he punches him back Like brothers!he looks back out into the void. I…never thought I’d have a family again. It’s nice.he nods Sure is… he then gets a sly smirk on his face So, since we’re brothers now…am I your favorite brother?he actually looks a little worried for a moment, then smiles You’re…you’re kiddin right?he laughs with them Good, I was worried for a moment ya liked me less than that face snatching creep! Ehahahahe nods I really hope I never have to see that guy’s faces ever again…he lays back on the grass, his hands behind his head I’m pretty happy right here.Wakes up and he looks at the tree then starts to get up to walk back inside. He's going to go bother Rosario now♂️
In cybercity now, he rubs his face in exasperation. Sending another Sera there...This had to be a cruel joke. He knew it had to be. He finally gets ready to jump out of the window from his mansion's roomShe pokes her head out of the door.She sits down.She chuckles.She waves to Skunkton.he blushes Ehaha, I don’t normally even like tea…but it was something else…he smirksShe holds his hand.he gently pats him on the shoulder Don’t worry, buddy. Handsome guy like yourself is bound ta find someone that’s your cup of tea sometime!…he tries not to crack up at his own pun but kind of fails 2 2 2he slowly sits up, having been surrounded by such good friends has helped him relax a little...he now has special plans for a special night with Midnight but...that letter is still sitting in his pocket...he stands up I...have somethin important I just remembered I gotta do...See you guys later?he smiles nervously I um, j-just have to deliver something...and any time Esau! J-just let me know!he waves back, then turns and goes through the front door...he's standing a bit straighter than before...♂️he steps out, rejoining his friends Hope you guys didn't miss me too much!he sighs Wish I coulda stayed with her longer, but she must've just been on her way homehe’s curled up next to him, snoring. Two nights in a row sleeping on the grass! Not bad.he slowly wakes, sitting up and popping his back. He then sees Spamtoon sleeping peacefully in the grass next to him and smiles fondly. He takes off his blazer and uses it to cover Spamtoon like a blanket. He stiffly gets up, then heads inside. 2Frozen is working on the deck and looking out there but doesn't do anything, just watches.This bitch is WORKING ON THAT DECK!!! With no clue about what is happening to his room god bless <3 5♂️Spots frozen and smiles
Oh! I was [lookout below] for you. Here. An [too late for apologies] gift for my [prior notice] pranks.
He hands him a carton of eggs, the eggs are all easter egg colored blue, there is nothing wrong with them they just look like standard eggs
3Shrugging and looking at what he's doing, just for a little longer, before turning to leave
[L8r][gay]tor I got a [Meow Meow] to bother.
He hardboiled all those eggs beforehand, he feels very satisfied with himselfHe heads to the kitchen to put them away.So epic he is back to this bs.He's holding Rosario's hand as they walk towards the door to his world clearing his throat
It'd be [totally spies] boring without me so [bee] [Thank the lawd] that I'm shopping with you
he tucks his legs into himself and rolls towards the garbage, temporarily out of the line of site of the windowhe ducks behind the dumpster for temporary shelterShe covers him.he dashes out from behind the dumpster and around the corner of the house, kicking a trashcan in the processand the chase begins again!She fires another shot. It's not the usual energy blast, but a round, blue-ish object. It bounces towards 'Esau'.
6he turns around just in time to see the blue orb, jumping just in time to miss it hitting himThe orb shatters into shrapnel.he gets hit and it causes him to tumble over. he manages to make it behind the greenhouse. he's starting to leak black ink from his woundshe's gotten so much anger and fear from this he's practically nauseous with how full he is. he decides to switch plans.She grabs on Esau's shoulder.there is no longer a man behind the greenhouse. there is only a pile of static sludge
he stands up and dusts himself off, making his way towards the entrance to the greenhousehe walks in and starts picking up random gardening toolshe takes out a nanaimo and starts munching on ithe turns to esther WHY IS HE [bark bark woof] AT MEShe charges a warning shot.he starts fucking runninghe is running towards the dogwood tree
♂️♂️She chases after them.he turns and catalogues esau's different facehe's running!!! he's running so damn fast!Walks outside, sees this go down, mutters “are you seeing this shit marigold?” into his phone and walks back in.
♂️She fires another one of the blue things, right in the middle of the two of them.he jumps and lands into sera's arms
he starts to meltThe blue thing explodes.She runs after Esau - the real one.She grabs him by the strings.sera's body shielded him from the blast, he is now just static sludge in his armslolHe sighs as he picks up a pipis and smashes it against his arm, healing himself
he reformsHer voice is encouraging.he starts making viroton noises and smiles so innocently
She yells as he runs back to the house, before turning to the shapeshifter.he melts againShe steps into the sludge. Her blaster points at it.
and he's back! he's a little dizzy from changing appearances so much in such a short amount of time. he meant to just change into Sera but he picked the wrong alt.He's talking to himself SERIOUSLY? I GO THROUGH THE TROUBLE OF GETTING MY OWN ALT IDENTITY AND YOU DO THAT?????
he puts his hands upHe gets up from the tree, looking a bit worried nowhe's still smiling, he's having the time of his lifeShe grabs him with his free hand. She's...unamused.
He's out here now, attracted by the yelling and crying and shitting and farting under his window. He walks up to them wordlessly and leans on the tree. If you can't sleep, might as well join the fun.he looks at skunkton and smiles. makes a scan if he hasnt yetHe busts out laughingShe sighs.he starts to try to melt...... maybe he can slip awayHe's laughing harderShe keeps her foot on the goo as long as she can.he activates sad cat eyesShe's not actually planning to, but hey, threats work.he uses the distraction to fully melt downhe tries to slide over towards antonHe makes a "come here" gesturehe makes it about 2 feet before stopping. he's tired man!He closes the rest of the way and tries picking....Whatever up
he reforms as himself, he's asleep.He picks him up still, looking really funny as he's very small
Ugh. There is such things as [Too much fun] I guess.She reaches out to him and hugs him.he blinks awake, but only half-way HUH WUHHe lowers his head trying to meet Cassius' eyes and wiggles his fingers in a greetinghe looks over and sees esau, and does a cheesey looking thumbs up THANKS FOR [cat and mouse] WITH ME IT WAS [so much fun!]he lays back against the tree. Relaxed
he wiggles his fingers back at skunkton, laughingHe gestures at the yelling men in front of himHe waves his hand It can wait~She looks at Cassius.he was lyingThat was a lie, and she knew it. She wasn't gonna get anywhere prying the truth out of him, however.He reaches for Cassius fluff with his nose and nuzzles him, trying to preen ithe chirps and rattles
rattling_bones.oggHe starts pulling Cassius away from himShe watches a bit before retracting her blaster, grabbing Esau with both hands.He starts smoking and hissing at Esauhe ragdollsHes still laying against the tree, eyes closed
] ON FROSTY HOOK ME UP TO SOME [Fuit juice] OR SOMETHINGdrops a caprisun into skunkton's hands gentlyHe stabs it open and starts drinking while watching the othersPerfect time to start dragging him back.He walks with Cassius back to the bench near the tree, discontent and sighingShe's trying. Dear lord she's trying.He shoots him a look, while sitting with his idiot laying on the bench, using his legs to rest his head Go calm him down ,yeah. Slap him if necessaryShe walks back towards the house, Esau in tow.
]He decides to ignore that statement, Rubbing his head. Lord he's going to interrogate Cassius later
[anyway] someone recap I [forgetted] what just happened
He ruffles Cassius' hair
he blinks awakeHe looks at him excitedly SEB??? ? ? ?He drags him upright and crushes him into a hughe laughs and squishes anton backHe is just laying there stillHe points at Sera. IT'S BEEN OVER 3 DAYS.he gives anton one more quick squeeze before dive bombing seraHi has a grenade dropped upon him*he evenhe "kisses" him all over his faceThe grenade is SebHe kisses him back shout out to our studio audienceWhisper
Thought you heard [things I see, hear] last night? have Cassius tell you later~Whisper [I remember everything] about our human life now.He's sitting upside down at the benchHe pops his head out and yells slightly.
Hey! So uh, just so you guys know... there's a slot machine in the common area. Don't worry about it, it's cool. I promise.
He pops his head back in.️ ️]Despite his urge to enact on his vices, he hangs onto the tree, slurping on his capri sun. He doesn't have money to bet anyway.Hes asleep 💤. He looks peaceful.He sits on the floor leaning back on the tree and soon enough he's asleep too
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5he sits down on the bench next to anton, resting his arms across the backFrozen had just woken up from the couch nap and honestly? Daddy needs stress reliever. He notices the people sleeping by the bench. Not his problem. He pours some gasoline around and on the rotting corpse. A lot. And then, he lights it up. Oh this is going to smell awful 💙 Oh it's going to feel so good to burn something 💜He wakes up groggily, sitting upright and then aggressively opening the directory to turn his smell sensors offdrops caulk on frozenHe also makes an effort to flip off Anton, if the guy would even notice.drops 68 more caulks on frozenHe starts dumping Nanaimo into the fire.And some fireworks he had stored. For whatever reason.
He falls asleep
He gets up from the bench, walking over to him and waiting for instructionsHe starts picking random debri from the garbage can. They need to throw it out anywaysHe grabs the buckets of wood shavings from his deck project, and dumps them in.He carries anything he can get his hands on, watching the fire grow
I'm only the repair Technician who got roped into managing sales for the company. I have so much respect to people who do the work of thinking of the cars.He throws a bag too aggressively, beamingSomeone looms in the horizon, approaching Frozen slowly.Someone whose nose has been piercing a sheet of plastic wrap that was being dragged around this entire time.
He is still asleep under his treeHe takes the plastic film from his nose and balls it, making eye contact with Frozen. Then he tosses it on him; it bounces on Frozen's head and lands near the corpse fire, but doesn't do any harm. He then starts walking towards the house.He takes a moment to consider the flame's size. It sure is toasty. If it wasn't so dangerous he would take a nap.
He says, tossing a small burning piece of trash on him.DiesThe wrath you will experience from this event will be catastrophic to you.Sure it can! Just you wait.he wakes up and sees fire. he claps I LOVE FIREHe walks back out with a mug of coffee and a plate full of overnight brownies, watching the burning from a safe distance.Jk hes just sleeping with a burn hole in his shirthe stretched and walks up towards frozen, throwing his arm around his shoulder. HAHA WHAThe picks up frozen like a hamburger, laughing [real shit?]his grip tightens. He walks closer to the firehe looks behind him, and sees sera. He sees the burnt clothinghe gets closer to the fire, holding frozen close to ithe repositions his grip, he's going to toss frozen into the fire like a spearHe approaches to stand next to Seb, but still a bit of a distance away
POOR AUSTIN,
HE [Dead] AS HE LIVED:
[Bench]LESS 
he tosses frozen like a basketball, pointedly not in the fire
he curls around sera and chirpsHe holds him
You’re [ conk cussin’]?He takes the paper and takes a moment reading it. Then he eats it.He walks backwards away from FrozenHe gets up and stretches.
Standing on all 4’sAttacks SeraFucking LEAPS at FrozenBite bite kill killAssorted bat noisesBITE BITE teehee BITEFrozen noises
Biting with rabid intent but in a playful wayWalks by with refreshments, sets them down at the bench next to Seb and sits on the swing to watch them squirmTrying to kill so badly but it is so hard <3
Yelling from his spot
I LIKE SEINFELD
A [Movie night] SOUNDS FUNHe gives Frozen a big stupid hug, then heads back over to SebHe is already curled up next to Seb and SkunktonSits away from them by the fire. 
He pours some in the glasses he brought and gives it to Sera
WHAT ABOUT YOU, [Big boy]?Frozen, in his most childish hissyfit yet, moves to the other side of the giant burning corpse where they can't see him. 3 3 3 3 3a bunch of nanaimo and caulk fall on his headyelling YOU HAVE NO [magnum]!!!! YOU HAVE NO [caulk]!!!!!!!!He raises the lemonade jar
SEB?He starts swaying on the swing, heels on the ground. It's low-energy enrichment.Frozen takes a peak around. Fuck they're still there. Goddamn it.
he gratefully takes so lemonadeHe shouts back at Frozen
C'MON FROSTY!
ENGAGE IN [[This human feeling called: Friendship]]
I deserved it anyways. I DON'T LIKE OTHER PEOPLE IN MY ROOM. He gets up and makes his way back inside. 3 3 ♂️ ♂️ ♂️
Do NOT. Make eye contact with them while working on the deck. You do that and it's over.
️Failed step 1
Hes waving
Holy fuck the house is flipping me off rn It is. Become homeless He did wake up thoughThis but it’s himShouting Frozen-ward
DECK COMING ALONG [Epic], FROSTYDon't answer him. Don't even look that way. Where is the nail gun...?To Sera
SHEESH SOMETHING GOT HIS [Small pants for sale] IN A TWISTGod help me before I go over there and hit them with a 2x4.He is very visibly pretending to whisper stuff to SkunktonYou can't hear us were gossiping
WHAT KIND OF [Paradisiac beaches] WOULD HE EVEN GET THOUGH
LOOK AROUND
AND I DON'T [Whoda thunk it] HE'S GETTING ANY IN HIS WORLD EITHERHe leans forward to fake whisper to SeraHe is actually whispering now for the effect
[omfg] maybe his bitch will [wander on in] here somedayFrozen gets to planning out where the hot tub will be. It won't be here in time for the grand opening, but still. And the table and seating... Should that be built in or no...?
Every so often, he side eyes them, and gets back to his work. You could throw so many parties on this deck... And invite so many bitches to them...
2if only he had... the bitches to invite....SAD! BITCH LESS!And even if he did there are better bisexual man alternatives in this houseThere really aren't.He underestimates me sooooo badFrozen thinks he’s so slay but he cannot even pull one bitch
Idiot. Why did you just do that. 
]
️Don't give in. Don't talk. Don't ask the 26 questions you have regarding that bingo night thing.he should ask. you know you want to.He's 100% lying but he thought it was funny to pretend he's included
YEP WHY DO YOU THINK I AM [Often unavailable] AT TUESDAY NIGHTSTyphra is my friend also <3
WE CAN [Place your bets] ON HOW LONG YOU'LL LAST WITH THEM HEAHEAHEHAEHEA
He starts running to them with the saw in his hands. He's not slowing down.♂️
He runs right up to Sera, and making a big gesture of it all, taps the side of Sera's head with the side of the saw. I"LL K1LL YOU SOMEDAY. BUT I"M NOT IN THE MOOD TO HEAR [Supernatural Cast] BAWL THEIR [freaking] EYES OUT AND K1LL ME.He started running out, but to the sight of angels, immediately stopped in his tracks.Theyre gone♂️F U F U F U 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1
1He opens his mouth.Standing at a respectable distanceHe is vibrating so much with malice.points at frozenHolds your pawHe means serasHolds Skunktons pawGrins at frozen
Also [you should smoke weed] with us [FR]
He extends his other paw to FrozenSameSpinning sounds so good rnExtends his little paws.Grabs his pawGRABS IT AND SPINSHe abruptly stops This was the first time he had gotten to properly look at the painted bench now. What, was his work not good enough? It had to be all... flowered up too?? He sat down on it. Still comfy as ever though.Frozen scatters petals over the bodies. Their funerals will be tomorrow.lays back downHe could get up and leave right now. In fact, he should.does he really want to?He does but he likes sitting on his bench.well sit on the bench! were conveniently here.He isHe sits up slowly, after stirring a little bit. Why are there petals all over his hair?He stops for a moment, like he's processing it, and then raises two fingers to his neck, looking vacantly at the ground. He sits like this for about half a minute.
NO I'M NOT
He opens his mouth to say something, but changes his mind halfway through. He collapses backwards on the ground, arms spread on either side. His mouth is slightly parted, jaw vaguely askew and stare vacant into space.
He plays dead pretty well.Frozen gets up, and sits square on Skunkton's stomach. 1very small
(aouf)He takes a deeper breath. Not actually deep, but deeper and more noticeable than the breathing you'd do when faking dead.His teeth don't move when he speaks this. Really committing to the dead guy bit
THERE ARE [Kiddy] BALLS THAT YOU CAN LIFT 
He gets up and stretches
[Bye bye] for now!
Back to his roomSighAfter a while, he gently sits up, trying not to bother Frozen, and then stands up to go turn in. He looks down at Frozen and tilts his head — doesn't seem very fair to leave him here, exposed to the elements, all by himself.
He picks Frozen up in bridal carry and makes his way to the house.He walks through with a couple of goals in mind. Pick up the gardening books and clothes for Rosario, take care of the plants in the Greenhouse then return back to his world it's a short trip. Maybe he'll steal some food.
Despite the usual smirk in place he has an unusually bright expression about going backA click sounds in her chest.And almost in a puff of smoke, she's Neo again.Everyone's outside; for realsies this time!She turns to Spamtoon.She gasps dramatically.
She sets the two down and waits to hear the click that’ll change her back……It never sounds.She blows a raspberry.She looks at their concern. She's concerned that they're concerned.She lays down right next to Esau and Spamtoon.She giggles.Her eyes start to flutter shut.Frozen is out on the painted bench. Can't stay in the pipis pile or by the fireplace. And everything is just about settled down. Maybe he should sleep.By this point she’s totally conked out. She’d be snoring if she wasn’t a robot.Too cold. As always.
2He has something that will put a smile on his face though.
2 2 1 1 1 Frozen was done for the day, and suddenly knew the entire plot of the newest Batman movie. Weird how that works. He notices the Doomba roaming in the void. Sad! But he wasn't going to go get it. He makes his way into the common room.She's woken up. Whatever hangover she would've had was slept off. Still, she's a little groggy. She tries to turn back...Still a bit more sleepy, she walks back into the house.he peeks out beside him
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3 3 3 3 3he snortshis face falls, immediately feeling terrible for cracking up Hey, big guy. It’ll be alright. he puts a hand on his shoulder I’m sure we can fix this, aight?he nods sadly It’s…been real tough for ya and you’ve changed so much…you’re allowed to be upset and angry…let us help, ok?he nods solemnly I…almost did once…he gently pats his clawed hand I…I was a bad man, Spades. I really was…but…but…every day I persevere to become better, ya know? Ya gotta give yourself a chance.…he’s actually only realizing it himself, just nowhe nods Me tooHe nods Yeah! Make sure ya get his bed all set for his bike!he waves too You can do it! Be the best papa blueberry! EhahaBack out here he's going to be smoking for a bit, give it some time before he goes.He lands on Spencer.
Jk he lands next to him, wings ensuring he lands gently.Wait ky is illiterate, He waves and extends a cig out to Sera
Morning [Count Dracula] Ready to [bounce baby bounce] out of here?
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3Pausing as he looks at Sera and actually tilts his glasses down to look at him before pushing them back up
Let's [steal the declaration of independence] another one for you. Also [deets] on who did it.
[For no particular reason]He starts walking towards the door♂️He opens the door for him and smirks
I [hope for the future] their [fake ass yeezys] [blowed up] 4They're silent for the rest of the ride. Finally, he maneuvers around the tree, and slows down to a stop next to the deck, kicking down the support to park.
He grabs his things and walks inside.
He looks back at the bike. Besides some wear and tear on the wheels and a bit of dust from the road, it's pretty much spotless, he turns back to Sera
SORRY WE WERE [Running for our lives] IT WAS AN [[Call 911 now]]♂️He approaches Sera and sits on the bench near him
WE WERE [Scanning] SPADES KING
AND IT WOULD'VE [Deal gone through] IF ESTHER HADN'T WALKED IN RIGHT AT THE END
SO HE WAS OUT [For blood] AND WE [[Gotta go]]He stands up to go, but then stops himself, a bit hesitant
ARE YOU NOT [Tip: I'm so mad rn] ABOUT THE BIKE THING?He points
♂️Sheesh forget to ask how his boyfriend is doing 2 3 3 3 3
4Ok anyway ~! Sera begins to set up shit for a bonfire. He just decided he wants one. Right this second.he lights said fire, and is just sitting there peacefully Frozen climbs out the kitchen window. NICE FIRE.You should get revenge for what Sera did to your room that one time. WILL DO :^]
GOT ANY MARSHMALLOWS???WHAT DID HE DO I DONT REMEMBER
He scoots a bag over to Frozen
Have [chocolate and graham cracker]] too.Him and Spencer epic malding incident.OH YEAH
I hope your [[vacay] was [slay]!
How’s your boyfriend ? USE. ANY. OTHER. WORD.
He flings a burning marshmallow at Sera.He throws a chocolate square at frozens head. Swatting the marshmallow off of himself.
Fine! Your [honey bunches of oats, sugar pie, honey] any of those good?
😈He eats the chocolate, and this time returns fire with a Nanaimo bar. No idea where that came from.Sera throws a stick at him now.
[hehehe] it’s just easy to [make you crazayyy] saying that. 3 3 3He gets on all 4’sHe also gets on all fours.Jumps like a freaking ferretGoing in for the kill but he is not very big.Arent Sera’s teeth like the size of Frozen’s head?Probably.He is going in for the bite. He is not being serious, this is all play fightingFrozen is serious. But he sucks ass.Bite
Goes to chomp while he's talking.Shoves his arm into Frozen’s mouth. Fucks he gonna do with those wrigly 5 gum sized teeth gonna do?
He attacks for real
DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LIKED THIS SWEATER??????does this to him
He shows up on his windowsill, yelling
HEY STOP FIGHTING YOU [Nitwits] I'M TRYING TO SLEEP HERE
He yells back. [#@$%] YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EAT [!@$@] AND DIE!!!!!Goes back to fighting.He runs out holding a blunt objectHisses.
️
Wakes up knowing the plot of Turning Red.
Approaches from the voidwaves
HI SPAMTONabout to go inside, but pauses to look at frozen. ...I DON T THINK WE ACTUALLY MET BEFORE?
A man walks in after watching turning red, still carrying the themed popcorn bucket, he seems to give a second look to where he is, looking left and rightsees the popcorn ...SO HOW WAS YOUR MOVIE
eyes widen in immediate realization. OH. OH BUDDY I AM SO SORRY. I THOUGHT THIS PLACE WAS A CONVENTION WHEN I FIRST GOT HERE TOO.he steps outside Oh, heya new guy!Takes a deep breath. LET S BACK UP. HELLO! I M GROVER, A.K.A. SPAMTON.He laughs jovially, then turning to Grover for a handshake Pleasure to meet you Grover. I think you also pulled the 'Spamton' look quite well!shakes his hand. WHAT S YOUR NAME?he offers a handshakestands on his toes and waves at saul. HE>Y BUDDY!! 
He darts around when he hears esau. :0he exited the waves bake Hiya buddy! Good to see ya!He offers his other hand for Saul, smiling generously, a little confused and waving to Esau I'm Samson, it's nice to meet so many lovely folks out here!♂️
Runs away on all fours.Chases himDrops his bags and leaps into esau's arms, whether or not he's readyNo u dont u wanna be with samson and cas.he beams, shaking his hand in an over the top vigorous fashion Nice to meet ya sir! There are some lovely folks here! As ya can see! indicates to gremlins running on all fours♂️he scans samson's face. just because he thinks its nice to look atHe does not make it far because that fucking hit to the head. 1 1 1 1Tackles himHe thinks for a little bit, looking at Cassius. Of course, he's not in costume and they're in character! He decides to think over
Yes! It's nice to meet you...I'm guessing VERY scary, very monster Spamton? GREAT props !He sees people fighting, and just nods.He pops his head up. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF ME SIR :^]He looks at Frozen You're very interesting! You definitely pulled the unhinged energy perfectly of the character, specially with the cool icey themes playing into his snowgrave route! I bet you've made a great alternate universe with a lot of interesting lore behind it! He smiles sweetly 5He will be spared.He looks at Cassius Show me your best Young man!he immediately melts down into static sludge♂️Gets down and gathers his bags
IT S CROWDED HERE IM GOING [Inside Out]he hasn’t seen this before so he immediately goes up and starts poking the sludge Ooooh…
the sludge starts to reformshudders at the sludge :?
Goes in for the kill at fake Samson.his hand morphs back into its monster form and grips frozen so tightly. he does it without even looking at himhe goes wide eyed and grins Wait what? Ya could do that all along and ya never showed me?! Dang.he throws up a peace sign with his free handHe starts laughing at the scenewalks insideHe walks in through the antechamber. He's got different clothes on – seems like it's been maybe a day or two since he was here earlier. He stands still a bit away from the commotion.He flies over, hovering above “Samson”he really thinks about it Maybe the size of a red panda? Those are big right? It’s a good thing they don’t eat people any more.He looks at Serafino, trying to gauge what he is and if he's wearing something`` Wow! Your addison mask is so realistic!he turns back into static sludge
he’s excitedly looking at the Cassius puddle hopping up and down Do me next! Ehahaha!
He starts eating more of his popcorn, just watching themhe punches himself in the shouldercaulk falls on the real frozenHe walks over to frozen, ignoring the caulk. He feels like if he tries processing anything he's going to be a little too stressedhere comes the nanaimoTakes a photo of them covered in nanaimo. 2cassius turns back into a static sludge pile and reforms as saul, throwing up TWO peace signs this time
he does two finger guns and a winkdoes two finger guns and winks twiceRolls eyes Yes that's how it worksHe's starting to get slightly nervous, chewing popcorn fasterLets make him worse.he reaches out to shake saul's hand OF COURSE I DO, ITS GOT [flavor to savor]He climbs through the window.shakes his hand back so hard his shoulder nearly pops out Nice, good ta know I’m normal! I eat lots of things!♂️♂️he tears up Aw thanks buddy I’ve been waitin for a real long time for someone to say that ta me. Instead of tellin me it’s weird ta eat grass.He steps closer to Samson and offers a handshake
Hi, my name is Spamton, and welcome to the little nightmare house
These people aren't normal but they are very interesting to watch sometimesHe's thirsty so he reaches to his bag to get his leftover Sprite and sips itHe shakes Greedton's hand, grinning broadly and giving a trademark cheeky wing. Ah. This one's in character too. Okay Hello! It's a pleasure to meet you "Spamton" ! I can see! Spamton as a character is very chaotic and honestly, a bit overwhelming so I am assuming everyone here is high energy to be playing huh? You come here often?he reforms into his base state and pats saul's shoulder WHO SAID THAT TO YOU I WILL [rock em sock em robots] GRASS IS NATURAL SO ITS NATURAL TO EATHe winks back. What a meaningful conversation!He blinks a little bit, but he seems to be trying his best! He takes another sip of his drink.
Hmm.He looks around Well. I think I will look at any other people who might want to meet me--Who is Rosemaster? 3 6He gives him a very confused face Uhhh You knowHe squints Sebastian????? Is that you in that costume?he does a fun little spin and glitches hard midwayHe squints even more but smiles broadly, approaching him for a casual hug
Heeey buddy it's been a while! Prop's hard to get out huh? Didn't know you liked to cosplay the man himself!he hugs samson I GOTTA ADMIT; I DONT HAVE A CLUE WHO YOU ARE MY MAN BUT YOU ARE VERY [good hugs]He says this laughing, in a very lighthearted way I know everyone's acting in character here but you don't need to pretend THATHe presses his eyes, muttering under his breath Of course they know each otherHe blinks, even more confused.he starts pressing on his chest, looking for a seamHe shakes his tail, ruffling his feathers to alleviate the tension
Huh? hUH ?he finds the latch and opens up his chest cavity, pulling out his heart on a chain. it looks much like it did hte last time he did this but with a glowing blue-pink piece right in the centerhe holds it out for samson to take SEE FOR YOURSELFHe holds it, looking at it very carefully, something about it makes him feel like he should handle it with utmost carethe heart grins, and starts to cackle in samson's hands, albeit much more staitcky than it was in the past. its warm to the touch and makes a sound not unlike a watch ticking I don’t teeheeHe raises an eyebrow Okay can we drop the in character thing now? I'm kind of confused right nooOOOOOW OKAY OKAY THIS THING IS ALIVE PLEASE GET IT OUT OF MY HANDS PLEASEhe laughs and gently takes his heart back, stuffing it back in his chest cavityHe looks at Sebastian smiling Wouldn't want to risk it!he pats samson's shoulder YOU GOT [into the spiderverse on blueray] IN YOUR WORLD?It clicks
Ohhhh. Ohhhhhhhhh......He crosses his arms, nodding slightlyhe laughs and sighs, taking out a cigarette and offering it to the poor guy I MEAN. MAYBE? BUT WHAT HE'S SAYING IS [thats a rock fact]he takes the Cigarette, lighting it up, and taking a drag
Listen. Spamton is a character who went through a lot of injustices, and even if he fucked up a lot in some sides... I don't think he's bad !He snaps his fingers in front of Samson briefly
Are you with us, buddy?He's been staring at nothing before snapping out of it
UH. Hello! I have to admit! I am still trying to absorb what just happened and that I'm not in my ....dimension right now.He points to a door frame off to the side, where the original chamber door was.
Or by walking off into the void, I think
Someone told me it worked
But you have to somehow fail to do it right
Like you have to walk through the door wrong
Does that make sense?he's sat down next to greedton for now, he'll go join sera in the attic eventuallyHis face contortsHe says in a strained voice Yep. That's about rightHe laughs Well maybe one day you'll get to see them. Wonderful actors really.He checks his watch, and then pats Seb on the head, whom I presume is still sitting down on the ground next to them
Well I better be going now
I gotta pick up my kids from school
But hey, do feel free to walk in and talk if you want
They love meeting new people in hereHe pulls out a photo from his jacket and shows it to him. It's his three kids side by side next to a small mint bush. He points to each child as he introduces them
This is Broady, they love sports, this is Slottie, she's just very sweet, and this little one is Bannery, he's a smart little cookie 4 4 He chirps in delight at the sight of the pictures Aww they're so small and cute! I don't have children myself, but I love playing with my Godson in my free time. I hope the children don't give you too much trouble eh?He pockets the picture and gently shakes his head, smiling
No, they're pretty well behaved
Even by adling standards
That's mostly their dad's work, I-
I admittedly haven't done much for them until about three months agoHe thinks for a bit, nodding
I see. There's always room to grow over past mistakes, and I'm glad you've been helping you know? I wish you well on your journey. Children can truly be a blessing for some to keep moving forward in this game of life.He smiles again, but it's a bit softer this time, smaller, more polite.
They really are.
Well, good luck here now Tobey
Maybe you'll get to be here often too, who knows
Goodbye now
He gives him a wave and starts walking towards the door frame he's mentioned beforeHe laughs and waves to him Bye bye Fatherton!He looks back for a second with a diverted raised eyebrow, but keeps going on his way. He crosses the door frame, and... Well, there's not a Spamton here.He shrugs
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2
4He answers
hello?
3He walks in, looks around, pokes his head in the living room. Everything is quiet. He walks out again, towards the tree, and sits on the swing, rocking gently, feeling the breeze pass through him, slowly, gently. Tips and heels, tips and heels.
Despite the solitude, it's nice. 2 2 2 2
2 2Outside he looks over the deck and starts overlaying the parts of the 3d program hologram over where things would go. He's adjusting the size and shape of stuff and pressing buttons so things appear. Couple of tests to make sure some are solid and replaces the glitched items by re placing them
[OH YEAH] it'd be [funi] as [#@$%#] if people kept getting [telephone] ported to different doors in the shed. Maybe [automobile parts] of the house at [randos].Examining the work before handing the screen over to Frozen
Look that [Over the Garden wall] if everything is [gucci] press the ✅ and it's [Seto Kaiba]He thumbs over everything, double checking it. Yeah, looks great actually. He presses the check mark. I OWE YA FOR THIS, REAL:YHe laughs and starts walking back inside
Anyways [Smell ya later] loser, I'm gonna get some [shut up] eye. [Cya] [l8r]Ok hes composed himself♂️
♂️He lifts it up more and at this point he might be Carrying skunkton and he smiles happily as he sets it down in the designated place. Hmm. He really is angry 
3Hungry 3He pats flop era's shoulder firmly twice as thanks
COME ON [Up down left right] LATER ON
I'LL COOK YOU SOME [Roadkill] HEAHEAHEHAThere is a man quickly approaching in the distance from one of the doors, he appears like he ran out in a rush as he seems to still be wearing an apron and is carrying a lunchboxHe brightens up seeing Amare, but also sort of suprised as he tries quickly 'fixing' his hair and adjusting his jacket, trying to look cool and casual. It does not work as he is vibrating to the point his appearance seems to be emanating chromatic aberration auraLooking directly at Skunkton and noticing the man next to him he walks over.
He quickly gives a polite bow to Skunkton
Hello, uh pardon me my name is Amare and my apologies if running isn't allowed.
I slept in and wasn't able to give Antony his lunch.He stands as if he's leaning on something all cool and casual but he's leaning in the air.He gives a pleasant smile and quickly takes out his business card to hand to Skunkton
My apologies if I've interrupted something uh...may I know your name?He takes the business card and eats it.
Then, with a strangled noise, another card slipped through his teeth, and he handed it to Amare between his index and middle fingers. It was clean, but definitely old, with creased corners and a yellowed appearance on what otherwise would be a very pristinely white card, with engraved off-black writing in a sleek font. Think american psycho card swapping scene.
SPAMTON G. SPAMTON
C.E.O. BIG SHOT AUTOS LLC
1997
[Spamton] G. SP-
ALTHOUGH MOST PEOPLE [These last few days] CALL ME SKUNKTON, HEAHEAHEHAHe takes the card with two hands, gives it a look, and slips it neatly into his chest pocket.
It's a pleasure to meet you Skunkton.
Now that he's gotten the introduction out of the way he turns to Antony and hands him the lunchbox with two hands
Am I late? I hope you didn't wait long Antony.He's vibrating so hard he seems to be glitching slightly
NO YOURE NEVER [Late] YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE YO GIVE ME [Personalized lunch] TO BEGIN WITH [Amore m-]He shakes his head, coughing Amare. 4He appears a bit concerned
There's no need to reassure me you're shaking Antony.
Turning his attention back to Skunkton
Do you happen to have water or something to drink. I also apologize I wasn't sure how many people he would be meeting with so I didn't make more than one lunchHe was leaning back with an elbow on the grill, hands folded in front of himself, and then let out a small noise when spoken to. He seemed to be watching them with a soft expression. Almost longing.
[[A]]
WE HAVE [Wotar] YEAH LEMME GET THAT FOR YOU
ALSO WE'RE HAVING A [Potluck] LATER IT'S FINE
[[I'll be back]]
He walks off the deck and back inside towards the kitchenLooking back at Antony he sets aside the homemade lunch and extends a hand out to him.
If you don't mind, I would like to check your health, do you mind if I hold your hand for a quick check Antony?He glitches, startled before nodding and shaking his head I'M [Fine as a !] I SWEAR . BUT IF MAKES YOU [Eased up] GO ONHe's prancing back, with the glass of water in hands, but stays a few steps back at first to not interrupt anything.Gently taking Antony's hand he runs a very brief diagnostic test a couple of screens appearing before it finishes. He gives Antony's hand a reassuring squeeze before reluctantly letting go.
It says you're ok save for a little system overheat, that's a relief, but do be careful. You are important Antony and it wouldn't be good if you collapsed from straining yourself.
Noticing Skunkton has the water he smiles pleasantly
Welcome back Skunkton thank you for bringing the water. As for the Potluck is there any special occasion?He sighs, knowing very well he isn't but starts opening his lunch, wondering what Amare packed for him today.He leans closer to hand the water and then leans back, resting on the wall.
OH, UH
IT'S MY [[I'm the birthday boy]]
ALSO THE DECK JUST GOT [Final moments] SO WE'RE [Grand opening] IT
OR SOMETHING
He flicks his chin up to Antony, eager to change subjects.
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN [File not found]? OH [zoo wee mama!] HAPPY [Birthmas] MR [
]TON. NO WONDER [Pot] OF [luck] IS NEEDED.He smiles SINCE !He's made him this kind of lunch
I trust you Antony but I do worry, if it gets too warm try to cool down ok?
Oh! Happy birthday Skunkton, I do hope your birthday is a good one!
4He looks at the snacks, his expression is unreadable as usual, but he does think this is way too cute. He picks up one little cat ball and eats it, before speaking up
ALWAYS [Delicis. Gorgus] AS USUAL Amare. THANK YOU
.... SAY [birthday boy] WANT SOME OF THEIR [Masterchef Cooking]?The corners of his mouth lift up in a genuine smile
THE [Needle-folk] SAID I WAS LUCKY MINE WAS [Progress] SO SLOW
GOTTA TAKE [Careful] OF THATHe seems a bit embarrassed about it and clears his throat before turning to Skunkton
Oh! If you do have a kitchen I can use or if it's alright if I use the grill I can make something for your birthday.A pleasant smile as he walks towards the house to find the kitchenHe closes his lunch box and starts following Amare.Back outside bringing the materials for the grill he gives Skunkton an apologetic smile
I do hope we didn't keep you waiting. I'll get started as soon as I can.He was now sitting on the built-in sitting area on the deck, mindlessly looking at the craftsmanship and running a palm over the wood like it was the metalwork of a new car. He lifts his head up
YOU DIDN'T!He starts up the grill and starts arranging the vegetables and meat in a certain way on the sticks. As he's cooking he does speak up
Antony does that because he's looking after me. He's a very sweet man and I wouldn't know what to do without him.
Ah, Skunkton do you like spices or salt on your meat and vegatables?He adds the seasonings while he's cooking
Do you prefer it spicy or salty? I do want to make sure I get your preferences right since it's a special day.
Antony, I appreciate the gesture, you really are a sweet man, but please be careful ok? We can always have peaceful solutions so no one gets hurt.
He does say this with a pleasant smile, he appears grateful for Antony's concernHe raises a palm to Amare, in place of a shrug, trying to be endearing
CHEF'S CHOICE!Nodding he adds a reasonable amount of both.
So Skunkton...How did you and Antony meet if you don't mind me asking?He's almost done cooking
But it seems you two get along pretty well and I'm happy to see that.He's now done cooking the skewers and it appears he's arranged the skewers in a pretty way before handing the plate to Skunkton
Happy Birthday Skunkton. Regardless of whether you talked often, you do seem to be a pleasant man and I am grateful for the company.
I apologize as I came here in a rush and left my work unattended so I must take my leave, but I do hope you have a lovely birthday.
He looks at Antony and clears his throat, he appears a little embarrassed with what he's about to request.
Antony I must leave but...I hope it's ok if I give you a hug and a cheek kiss on my way out.He takes the plate of skewers and nods as thanks, and starts eating. He lifts one of them and speaks with his mouth full
WHAT ARE YOU A NUN
AREN'T YOU TWO [Tie the knot]? ?There is a light glow on his face as he starts stimming on his own arm a bit nervously without realizing it
It's polite to ask for consent, especially for intimate actions. How Antony feels is important to me.Steam seems to be coming out of his ear holes, but he Hugs Amare and gives him one (1) Cheek kiss before turning back to Skunkton
HE IS JUST VERY [Permissive] ....WAIT HE IS VERY [permission asking] YEAH.He's a bit surprised but he returns the gestures gently and gives Antony a quick kiss on the cheek as well before starting to leave
Goodbye Skunkton. Goodbye Antony. I'll be taking my leave now.
See you at home Antony don't get too overheated.
And he's goneHe's on fire while waving goodbye
.... WHAT A [Hochi mama] HUH ? ? ?He stares at AntonyHe stares at Skunkton
He starts patting the fire out of his own head WELL, YOU KNOW HOW [IT] IS.He takes one of the shishkebobs i cant spell that lol from his plate and leans forward to hand it to AntonyHe finally settles down and starts eating. He looks particularly more puppet-like nowHe's eating!He sets down the chips on the little table, and examines the BBQ.He leans the plate over to Frozen. There's two or three skewers left still. He and Antony have been going to town on these puppies.He grabs one. SO. IS IT GOOD. THE GRILL???He immediately flings some burning meat at Spamtoon.He takes another skewer and sits down. (edited)Hes here nowHe's been grilling this whole time
BorgerJesus fucking christ.oooooo it smells so good oooo you are enticed by the spices
Grabs burger with his fucking hands.Has been sitting here for a while
Wipes hands on Skunkton's back. WHAT"RE YOU ALL UP TO :^]️ ️He arches his back at the touch
HEY HEY
NOT [Too cool for school]
THIS [Old as Sin button-up] IS EXPENSIVE
Three surly Swatchlings bring cakes.
They’re gone just as quickly, after nodding to Sera
Churro cakes.
They have names on them....
Greedton and Skunkton.️ ️]He bangs on the kitchen window to get Greedton attention*Greedton’sHe lifts his head inside, a bit startled
>:?He motions for him to come out here️️A nanaimo drops on flop era's head, not killing him instantly but instead lulling him into a gentle sleepPushes him off the deck.
Tries to catch the water in his mouth. :^]♂️Places a burger on his face. For when he wakes.He finally cuts a piece of the cake and sets up a plate for himself
Wait we weren't gonna sing anything right
Because that song is copyrighted we can't do it
Also I don't want toHe is sitting so cute and patientHe's been dragged by Rosario out here there is no escape
] pleaseHe sets up a few slices on some plates for people, then brings one to Sera and finally settles down to eat it himself.
It's just like he remembered.He nods, without being able to hold back a smile
Sits back down, sparing Frozen’s life 2
1 3
He lands on frozenSits back down ]
YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO️️
He takes a seat and just vibes a little bitHe's been eating the cake
He leans towards Rosario He was like [and I started blastin]he screeches as he plummets towards the ground
]He gingerly walks closer and puts a hand on his shoulder
You okay?Someone opens the window from their room when they hear screeching
its muffled but he is still screeching into the ground 3He leans towards frozen to whisper If we start burying him with [dirty magazines] he m ight stay [ded]
Holding a blunt weapon.He falls asleep againHe gets the camera out
[Do it for the vine]Swings it towards Cassius. :^]he grabs the weapon with his teeth and crunches itHe steps back, suddenly flustered and totally because he was way too close for comfort and for no other reason whatsoeverhe turns towards greedton HI FRIENDHe decides it's time to close the windowHe clears his throat
Hi.He says this to FrozenSettling back in his seat next to Rosario to smoke a blunt, now he can vibehe picks greedton up in a crushing hug BIRTHDAYHe makes a grabbing motion with his handspins around cackling TIME TO SPIN FOR EACH YEAR OLD YOU AREHangs his jacket over the rail. GO ON :^] START SPINNING [Family Guy]He passes the blunt to Rosario with a smirk Ok [Daddy dearest]he is doing that yeahHe's laughing in Cassius' arms
Please don't it's too many I'm ginna pukeHe takes a fat rip of that damn blunt and gives it back to spencerhe spins more OKAY I WILL SPIN [fifty percent off] YOUR AGEHe is back to smoking his blunt while watching all this happen and then stares at the void sky️spins faster and finishes, wobbling and putting greedton on the groundOnce he's down he slumps down on the ground trying to recompose himselfhe ruffles greedton's hairhe lopes over to sera and tackles himHe chuckles, and holds in his hair
Don't do that
Hehe, I guess I am having funPerks up at the mention of a gamehe nuzzles sera's face before going over and standing in front of spencernuzzles back
Jenga.He's about to snooze until he sees Cassius approachingLooking at Cassius with a blunt in his mouth, he simply takes a deep breath and blows the smoke in his direction
Yo [Olestra Chips]It's 2:30 for mafa and she needs to work tomorrow 😔he sticks two fingers in spencer's face, ignoring the smokeSquintshe whips his head around fast MISS YOU ALREADY GREEDTON HAVE A GOOD [nighty night]Visible confusion at Cassius, looks at Rosario as if he'd give him a hint for what he'd wantHe shrugs in a "i don't fucking know either" wayHe steps up to the cake for a moment to grab a substantial piece, and then takes it with him through the door and outAfter careful consideration of what this would mean he immediately puts one of the fingers down leaving only the middle finger up
[LMAO]Quietly regarding him he thinks for a moment, considering really not going.
[Wat] things.A caulk drops on flop eras head :^]
Looking at the commotion around he contemplates throwing a chicken nugget at Antony, his desire to do so is starting to rise up
Why [bother bother bother]
You know what he is going to throw a chicken nugget at Antony and he reaches into his inventory to throw a He gets up, catching the nugget with his mouth and eating it, dusting himself, shaking his head and laughing IM GOING TO MY [wife] GOODNIGHT MALESSpencer scowls so deeply for once knowing who his wife is.
[Gay out] [b4] I commit [grand theft auto] on your [A$$]♂️ Teeheehe waves at flop era I DIDNT GET TO SAY [hiiiii] BUT [byeeeee]He's gone for real nowHe is shaking in his boots he needs to play jenga nowHe's pretty done with the convo and also he wants to playHe can't help it, he laughs and passes the blunt Sure [sharing is caring]he perks up and takes the blunt, gargoyling that shit THANKS [shithead]A box of jenga falls in sera’s arms.
WOW TY [vinny]he laughs and passes it back to spencer before sitting down to join in on jengaHe sits down cutely at the tableAnd starts setting jenga upHe sits down while smoking and just kinda waits for everyone to be seated.
blunt...
anyway it’s set up!Noticing Sera's look he passes the blunt to Sera as well Don't look @ me [w] those [big ol eyes]
[slay] this will really [help the effects ] of 5 BenadrylHe hits it fast as fuck and sends it back to SpencerBefore putting it back in his mouth he looks at the rest of the table Who [Elseif] wants to [smonk] the [blunt object]Frozen is falling asleep here.He takes a glass of water and throws it from where he is at Frozennanaimo drops on frozen's headdrops 69 caulks on frozen's headHe's purring a little bit as he waits for the game to start 2He takes a block, smiling very serenely. Easy enough
Nice. I hope you've been doing well Sera.️Looking at Sera you can clearly see doubt but he's too busy smoking, however he scoffs️
He pushes a block out. ME.He's next and with ease pushes another block out but kinda does an asshole move and pushes out a middle blockhe grins and pushes out the middle block from the bottom layerIdk what block but he pushes it out!Sits back and waits for his next turnhe pushes a block groaning I'll be honest.Fighting his fucking eyes to stay open. OKAY. NEXT.He pushes another block and leans back, he is feeling vaguely destructive but resistshe pushes another middle block from a bottom layer
Not me I fell asleep on the built in deck seatingBut he's up now! He stretches and goes inside to brew himself some coffeeGrabs a left over burger from last night. It's fine. No bacteria in the void anyways. Right? 2
2 OKHe curls into the chair next to Cassius
And then pushes another jenga block who knows who’s turn it is at this point️ ️️ ️
He's been laying on his side like a French boy. When he wakes up he sees the Jenga tower still in tact and knocks it over
He t poses at Sera and FrozenLooking at Rosario and Cassius
We should [posers] them and take [selfie time]tiktok snoring sound bass boosted 10 hour versionHe's Smirking as he gets out the camera and nods at the two of them but then pauses and looks at Rosario
Actually, [Let's play] just fuck with [Olestra Chips], [Rosario] is [off limits]He has the camera ready and takes out a bag of propsGently places the stuff on Cassius.He walks in and stands a bit behind, watching them
He's taking several pictures while he's at it I'll [send message] them to you afterHe strikes a pose right the second Frozen flashes the camera, and ends up looking pretty photogenic in any Spencer takes of him, like Barney in that one episode of How I Met Your Mother YEAH CAN"T WAIT TO MESS EM UPHe thinks for a second, expression vacant, looking around
Yes they are HEAHEAHEA!!! THE MORE YOU KNOW!!!!
He reaches through the kitchen window and grabs a cloth. Then gets to work cleaning the grill.He takes off his jacket and folds it over the deck built-in bench, rolls up his sleeves and unbuttons the second button on his shirt. He strikes a pose, a foot on the deck steps and an elbow on his raised thigh, making a sultry expression.He strikes a few more poses, definitely stuff that would be put in tabloid magazines as eye candy, but not particularly spicy either. He knows he's got nothing to show, but he works what he has well.He looks at Frozen and points You should [Bee movie] a [Ranch Dressing Expert] I SHOULD BE HEAHEAHEALooking on his phone he pulls up a picture I found [dis] [pic] of you
He smacks his chest and runway music starts to play https://youtu.be/YrbNuFkwbqoWith the music he gets in a better mood to strike more well-practiced poses. He seems like he's got quite some experience with modeling. Or at least it comes naturally to him.Hes leaning against Cassius, chilling out, watchingHe's done posing, and is now taking a seat next to SeraTurns off rhe Runway Music and looks at Rosario.... He looks to everyone there to see if they're paying attention and then very slowly takes out a blanket to wrap around him.] anyway
]he is still snoring like a fucking animal️
️ 
️ ️ its 
my fault you [succ] 
He so cutely pokes Cassius in the side
Hi darlings can [one of you] get up?he wiggles away, still asleepJust goes back to leaning on him
Think he’s [24 hour sleep cycle]the trap is sprung and he grabs sera around the waist like a flytrap closing on an insect️Glancing at Rosario he figures this is a Good time to exit. Picking up the sleeping old man
[Whale] that is [Mai hime] cue to put [gwampy] back to bed.he reaches out and grips the back of spencer's shirtHe smirks wide and turns his head
[Hellfire] sounds like a great [Deal or No Deal] to mehe grips the shirt tighter and smiles WE CAN SMOKE [bloonts]ugh bitch without me?I WILL SAVE SOME FOR YOU BINCHI am in love with youFigures he can attempt to get wildly high before the talkIt won't work so he may need to bring his own drugshe releases the shirt and slaps spencer's back GLAD WE CAN COME TO [agree to terms and services`He immediately starts speed walking with Rosario in his arms
Bring the [420 Blaze it] sticks or I'm [Bouncy ball] out of therehe cackles and flops on the groundWhisper whisper
ok [i know u] said to not worry but what was that all about [loml]?He turns to Sera and shrugs genuinely impressed
What can I say~he is still laying on the groundHe leans down to Cassius and whispers again
hiiiiiii [you wanna] answer my question~?He opens his mouth and looks up, like he's thinking about it, and shrugs noncommittally.He smirks back.He walks closer and picks up his coffee, and sits back down to nurse itHe just realized he forgot to make himself a drink. Oh well.whispers back WHAT QUESTION IM SORRY I AM [foghorn] HEADED TODAYWhisper whisper
ok [i know u] said to not worry but what was that all about [loml]?️Crawls in window.he smiles at sera but it looks. a little more feral than normal IS THAT SO. INTERESTING!Is nursing his drink patiently, not listening 3He leans on Cassius again.
you know what? i think all of us should go [bowling pin] this weekend~❤️♂️♂️♂️
♂️He starts throwing harmless bullets towards Sera, mostly to grab his attention COME ON MAN THAT'S NOT COOL!He reaches him to the trees, groaning
Why do you keep running away from me?He steps out and sits himself on the grass, taking a deep breath of the nice, clean, void air and playing his guitar.He freezes, his hand still on the guitar, when he hears the sound of a trumpet. Autumn Leaves...It's coming from inside the house.He smiles...so he still remembers his favorite. Sure, it's no rock ballad...but the memories of him playing it in the apartment on a cold fall day, the windows wide open. The curtains billowing. Five cups of hot coffee and the laughter...Bert practicing....he gets up on shaking legs and heads to the door.but as he reaches for the handle, he stops.He doesn't move 2He wipes tears off of his facehe then returns, sitting next to Esau in the grass…a distant look in his eyeshe chuckles Oh yeah? I hope ya mean in a good way!He smiles back Aw, buddy. You’re too nice, ya know ehahahaHe wraps an arm around him You’re doin a great job, then.he sighs I dunno…I think a good guy would’ve gone in there and talked to his old friend…instead of hiding.he nods solemnly But…what if I’m never ready?he tears up and rubs this eyes Th-thank you…he gives a weak laugh I hadn’t thought bout it til now but…does this mean you’re Jay’s uncle?he thinks for a moment Would Picotee be my nephew or son?!he nods That works!
3he smirks and laughs But I’m sure you’ve thought about it, bein a romantic like ya are.he blushes red…he actually hasn’t…since it’s only fairly recently they’ve had an actual relationship to speak of, but now, thinking of her in a beautiful white dress, gazing at him like he’s her whole world… Eh…Uh…Ummm… 2he raises a brow Kromer for your thoughts, buddy?he stretches and yawns Oof, buddy. I’m feelin pretty tired already. I think I’ve done enough jamming for tonight! he gets up and heads to the door Goodnight!he waves and heads in
Frozen has delivered all the Ikea goods and is now working on that pool and hot tub.Outside Smoking a bluntFrozen silently made his way outside. It Is Time.
3Smoking and watching Frozen set it upGets out the home depot musicIt's set up and he's soaking in it now. Life is good.He gets in with his fucking minion overalls, he has not removed any of his clothes he's just sitting in there with himHe is exactly 3 ft away from himCorrection 5 feet 1 1 1 1 1 1
1Thats what i thought.He just looks at him, the blunt he was smoking is still in his mouth️️He looks at him then passes the blunt to himEats it.Splashes him with hot tub waterSmirking so wide
Even [betta fish] wait for a bunch of [peeps] to come in, and when [Count Dracula] walks in, we drop itHe's relaxing in the hot tub nowShows him this image: I THINK YOU WOULD LIKE THIS
Tilts down his glasses to look at it then tilts it back up on his face
Thanks I [h8] it
Gets out an image in return:
He pulls up a browser and looks for it
We should [IM BLASTIN MY LAZERS] music so loud that [peeps] come down. [Fuq] Invitations
Ok now he's like done soaking and he gets out to swap wardrobes, he is now wearing what looks to be a mish mash of ... cartoon characters drawn with sharpie on denim everything
Well I [gotta go fast] got [werk it] to do
Later [Elsa] Don't [sh1t] too hard in the tubIn response he turns up the lens flare on his glasses and exitsHe sinks in more. It's warm. It's nice.He walks in; seems like after he woke up in the bowling alley he just went straight home. He approaches the deck gingerly and stays away from the splash zone, but still looks at them. Studying them.
What.
Are you two doing?He sinks back in. WHAT BRINGS YA HERE???He moves seats to face Greedton. HOW WAS B0WLING?? I LEFT BECAUSE IT. WASN"T ALL TH4T FOR ME HEAHEAHEAHEA!!!the sky opens up and an extra large caulk drops on frozenHe clears his throat
The ones I organized tended to be great
another massive caulk falls on frozenHe is ignoring it now. Its fine this is fine. whatever.the skies open up and nanaimo fall on esaudrops more nanimo from the sky indiscriminatelyits raining nanaimohaha the nanaimo has stopped. none of them got in the tubHe takes one of the falling nanaimo and snacks on it while talking
I don't see much sense for a theme color if it's just a house party so you don't have to bother with decorationHe is so happy none got in the hot tub. His eyes follow Greedton's OKAY I SEE WHERE YOU"RE GETTING AT.
She walks back onto the porch, smiling when Esau reached her vision.He just thought to perhaps put laxatives in all the food. Will he? Probably not.She takes a puff of smoke.Right. Casualties.She sighs.She gulps.She grabs his hand.She taps on the ring.She sighs.She kisses him on the forehead.She looks at him, determination in her eyes. She squeezes his hand harder. 1 1 1 1 1She follows. Man it’s good to be home.hes out now and stomps around a bit I MIGHT NOT [existence] IN THAT TIMELINE?? THAT'S [impossible (hummed version)]!!!!he huffs a bit, irritated but not as much as you might think I BET THAT SEB IS JUST STILL [weenie mode] 5he stalks over to the dogwood tree and glares at it, but still flops down underneath it CREEPY ASS [treetops].... PRETTY THOUGH.he wraps his arms around his legs, tail swishing back and forth aggressively 4
hes speaking out loud, since he's alonehe stands up and stretches before running towards the house and leaping up onto the side and crawling towards the second floor windows
He's wandering in looking a bit like a drifting jellyfish, it appears he has a package in hand and is dialing a number
Ring~ a ling~ a Ling ding dong~ Calling Anan!~He's literally staring at the kitchen window tilting his head Oh~ no~He opens his window, popping his head out and spotting Des
HEEEEY, DESU ~ OVER HERE!Stepping back from the window and tilting his head, Waving with the box
Anan I got your delivery from Istvan and some from everyone else!~ Let me in please?~He laughs at the situationHe wanders and finds the door and heads on inHe smiles fondly at that before closing the window He gets takes of everything except whatever that black article of clothing is which I guess really is kinda like a one piece bathing suit. NO. I LIKE THE THRILL OF CATFISHING. 1Hops in, unfazed by the temperature difference.♂️He sinks right in.He let’s himself gently fall inHe walks back out and hangs his towel next to the hot tub on the deck, and then approaches it tentativelyHe finally goes in, sinking and letting his arms hang out on the border. Warmth 1 1 YOU TWO WITH MATCHING BRACELETS PFFFFFFFTI could dunk him so easily oooo... he wants a hot tub ear infection so bad ooooWhat ear. Go on. Find the ear.What the. in which the-]][Brackets]He's walking out of the house carrying a bag
He walks off, mostly because he really wants to join but has got to start this weed as a favordrops a single nanaimo on frozen's headHe tries to catch it. Do NOT. go in the hot tub please.He hands him the nanaimo. I DON'T GET WHY THEY KEEP [a meteor has landed] ME. IT SHOiLD HIT YOU PIPLE. YOu'RE THE ONES WHO WILL EAT THEM.Nom nomThis bitch was tired already and the heat of the hot tub isn't helping. He has fallen asleep.He is awake. And suddenly remembers that he does not want to be in a hot tub with these people. He gets out.He's sleeping gently, arms and head thrown back and resting against the border of the tub. This is nice'Weirdos.' He thinks, but opts to stay quiet.
He remembers that he did not bring a towel, and decides to go sit in front of the fire to dry off.The sound makes him wake up with a start
HUH?Frozen pops his head out the sliding glass door that I have now deemed has existed. DO YOU GUYS NEED ANYTHING FROM THE [kitsch] BEFORE I HEAD OUT. I NEED MORE SUPPLIES. He pops back inside.
He opens the beer with his bare hands, and stares at Frozen, deadpan
THANKS.New clothing, sleeping bag, screws, what else...? eh he'll remember when he gets there.He takes a swig
HAVE FUN!Takes out a blunt to smoke itLooking at Rosario he takes a fat rip of his blunt then hands it over to him
Hey [Rosario]He takes it and takes a drag
Hi Spencer, How are you today?He sighs, looking to the greenhouse's directionHe takes out a separate blunt and lights it, Rosario can keep the blunt he handed to him
What did you [talk the talk] about?He is holding that fat blunt and smoking it slowly
Well...A lotWatching the smoke from his blunt
So... was [there there] another you? Did you [fuck around and find out] some peace or [knead] more time to [computing process]He looks at him, a hand going to his shoulder
He has separation anxiety now, you know.Spencer pauses, something about this sounds vaguely familiar he's really thinking before clearing his throat
I ...[sea shells] that [sounds rough buddy]. Different [life time warranties] are something arent they... If you aren't [tread carefully] you lose [whomst] you are.In deep thought he stares at the sky
... Hey [Rosario] you know...
He stops and then laughs extending an arm out to him
Since it's only [US the movie] [limited offer] is openHe wraps his arms around him for a hug.
So...Son huh.He pats his back in a half hug glad no one is here to see this. He's always so weak when it comes to him and leans his head just a bit on his hair.
What's [yuore] son like? I bet you have [2's company] huh?He grimaces, it seems he's remembering something
That [one piece] huh? Don't let [Big Shit] know he'll [lord it over] my head.
He laughs lighty
Can't say I have [clearasil] on that timeline. So there's no [spoiler alert] here.He ruffles his hair, purring like a catHe lets Rosario pet him and looks around before rubbing his cheek on his hair for a bit before separating
Ok ok enough [gushy googoo] Let's go tend some [plantaes]. Avoid whatever [nonsense song] is going on inside.He shrugs as he gets up, stretching. His joints creak several timesLooking at Rosario he makes a mental note
We should [tune up] on our next [shop till you drop] trip. Sure I know [ur] fans spoil you, but you're a [grown ass adult]
Starting to walk towards the green house
That's what this house is [good eats] for. Drama over [OOOOOHHH NOOOO] monsters or [AAAAA] inconvenient creature~ Tch [Wuss asses]He smirks
4Pool making momence
Looking at the address then looking at the ...house??? in confusion he approaches
??? He appears to be looking at Frozen though he doesn't seem sure he has the right person Hello?Frozen turns around OH!!! FUNNY SEEING YOU HERE!!! A BIT DIFFERENT FROM OUR [store shopping] EH??? GOT LOST???He gives the large package he has a quick pat I"m here to deliver and set up a TV! Wow what a coincidence and a little odd not seeing you at Home Depot! How have you been? Have your house mates been nice to you?He quickly glances around and settles into a lower voice. they"Re not bad :^] 1 1 1 1 1 1
1 1His visible eye curves he appears pleased as he sets the package down for a moment. He can set it up Give me a second.
Poofing back into a shorter form he looks up at Frozen no longer tall
A shame I was picking up a few things to fix a refrigerator and some lights for my neighbors. I was supposed to go back but I'm guessing it's closed by now.
I'm glad to hear it I'm mostly doing ok though my boss appears to be busy playing mobile games so sometimes work is a little boring. I'm glad they're nicer to you, a little annoying is better than intolerable. I see you managed to get that hot tub and porch down it looks great!He tries to clap his little hands barely make it to the front for a solid clap. He decides to clap with his tummy instead
You always did look on the bright side, though I suppose I should download mobile games too? Maybe I can play with the boss in Candy Crush? Never played it before but he makes it look like fun.
Oh! That's going to be a lot of fun, do send me the video if you ever take one!
Aw thank you Austin you're such a nice fella, I wonder why people are mean to you. As for projects I'm making a playground for some tots and a new pagoda. If you want to see the blueprints I have them here. Though the playground is giving me a bit of grief with some of the parts. They didn't give me all the necessary instructions which is a shame. 4He hands his friend the stuff.He takes the things appreciatively and tries to store it into his bag or at least attach a little clip to a box to carry the rest he can't store in his bag
Thanks Austin you're a real lifesaver and I really appreciate the Pepsi as well! Was getting thirsty from all the work I was doing. Now if you don't mind I'll be setting up the TV. Though I could use a little hand if you have time?Turns back into full height to carry the TV package insideHe opens the glass door. OF COURSE I"LL HELP!!! NO NEED TO ASK!!!
He walks into the common room.♂️♂️
Crashes out laughingImmediately stares at frozen and runs for him laughing We are HAHA [pranksters] HAHAH the [fuq] out of HAHAH [Bruce campbell] and [Olestra Chips] HAHADont worry he has the message he takes frozen with him upstairs♂️ @s i g h t i n g 1997
♂️He grabs Frozen by the waist and leads Spamtoon towards a door frame on the edge of the house
And then... There were not three Spamtons here. He drops Frozen
He makes his way to the showers and then the pipis pile. It all happened and now Typhra goes to sleep byeee 3He spent a day back in his world and came back with an inventory full of...well ...his attempts...efforts. He grimaces thinking about his friends who berated him for being harsh with his little brother
....
He takes out a blunt to smoke itHe lands down, clumsily but without falling on his faceHe's been at this house for so long that he's not surprised by anyone jumping from the windows, taking a fat rip and just kind of thankful he didn't get landed on
Ever [herd mentality] of doors?He crawls close to him, sitting by his side and sighing. His body pixel count seems to be high today
Cassius is fighting someone I didn't want to deal with that.He takes out the blunt and hands it to Anton to smoke
[Olestra Chips] Is dumb as a sack of bricks [Smokey the bear] it. It'll take the [ouch the edge hurts] off of you.He takes the blunt, taking a pretty fat rip, then handing it back to him. You told me to not do weed.Taking it back he laughs
You [he said she said] not to [trick or treat] you like a baby. What? [Missed shot] me calling you [Boss Baby] already?Clicking his tongue he watches the commotion and then the broken windows. His relaxed mood is ruined as he stomps it out and grabs Anton's arm.
Let's [going going gone] somewhere else
Leading him towards the doorsBefore he stops at the door he looks at Anton
...Hey [fix it felix] your face or [talk talk talk] to me. What's [eatin your ass]He shakes his face, it returns to his normal shape.He heads on ahead of Anton back to his own room♂️People would not shut up last night. How is a spamton supposed to sleep around here??? Well, today he was going to finish that pool once and for all.Finally... The pool is fucking done... 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3♂️He's outside and clears his throat [R] the Lavenders doing [whale whale whale]He turns to look at him.
Really... That's... interesting.He doesn't immediately look at him but he walks right next to him
You [gnome] I don't actually [half &half] anything to [talk talk talk] about, you're just the most [tolerable] person I know. Is all.
He walks on ahead of him to the greenhouseHe opens the door to the green house to walk inHe walks inHe doesn't deny it this time and closes the door behind himHe is in his bathing suit in tha hot tub slayHe followed Cassius out, a bit behind, and stays away from the splash zone, arms crossed
I didn't actually bring swimming stuff, I wasn't expecting an invitation️️
He sighs, resting his head on the back of the tub. He takes Cassius’s handHe puts his hands in his pockets, looking around, and clears his throat. He feels a bit awkward. Little bit of a third wheel. 1Lands on all fours on a bush. When did that happen. He crawls into the hot tub. He doesn't care about his clothesRaises an eyebrow at Anton, but otherwise stays quietHe's vibing and chilling, tail swishing a bit Missed you too. How are you doing today, better?he sinks deeper into the hot waterDespite trying to have a good time, he's actively grumbling as he soaks, throwing his head back and seeming focusedHe approaches the hot tub so he's leaning on the border
I think you're going to be alright, kid
You know us, you're built different
Maybe you should take things as they come instead of worrying before they doHe laughs, shaking his head
Hahaha. I dont shitHe sits up properly, listening to himhe is asleep in the hot tubHe is happily listening~ though he has some shit to say later.He steps back and makes a motion for him to step out and come closer
But also yeah I think you should come clear about that
Maybe tell them it was an accident or something?
I never had a virus that affected my appearance while I was big so I can't really give you any tips about that
But I did, uh
Do something that was mitigated by donating a considerably large sum to an ambyu-lance charity focused on virus recovery
I'm not being coy about it I genuinely don't know what I said I was blacked out
Anyway,He flops out of the hot tub on all fours, then shakes himself away from Greedton.
I see. I have been donating to charities about that but I usually make it anonymous.A little dry now, he walks back to watch himHe unimpressedly watches him shake himself like a dog, and once he's near, clasps his hands together
Okay, so, let's see
Say there's a commotion in the living room
(which it often does)
But you need a glass of water and you don't wanna walk through all the people there to get to the kitchen, right?
He leans closer and hovers his hand over Anton's wrist, and looks at him
May I?He tilts his head and nods
Yes you are allowedHe gently grabs Anton's wrist and looks back up to meet his eyes
Okay, so now you just sorta 1He runs back here. Seemingly out if nowhere ♂️ ]He puts some chips in his mouth
Universe-specific or somethingawakenthrows a bag of chips towards Cassius Catch!he catches them in his maw and surprisingly doesn't swallow the bag whole HLLOWaves at Cassius while munching on some chipshe waves and spits out the bag before pulling it open and dumping a few into his mouth️he lets himself glitch back into sebhe waves MORNIN' GREEDSHe points to his own temple
In there?
You could tell him to lay easy on the switches, maybe?He sinks a little further into the water. Kinda chilly in the voidHes back im the hot tub he's happy he's not biological and staying so long in it does not fuck him up 2 1 1 1 1
1He leaves, and after about 10 or 20 minutes comes back in a bathrobe
Let me see if that tub is really that goodHe leaves the bathrobe hanging on the deck and gingerly steps in, immediately relaxing and leaning back
Oh this is good
I missed those puppies
Queen has one in the mansion y'knowHe sinks deeperHe chuckles and adjusts his position to get more comfortablesinks far enough that only his nose and eyes are above the waterDoes that too because it looks really funHe lets out a very accurate crocodile hisssplashes anton just a little bit, just horsin' aroundHe splashes Seb, but looks away very cutely like he did not do it
He laughs as he's splashes and splashes back. This is fun Raises a hand to shield his face from the waterhe splashes sera aggressively and then also cutely looks away 3He smirks
I'm not twelvehe sneakily splashes in greedton's directionHe thinks for a bitThe water hits his glasses and that seems to strike a nerve. He's not too worked up, but he splashes a wave Seb-wards
I keep forgetting you were never a little kid, Antonhe smirks and sends a smaller splash towards greedton, aiming lowerHe repays the splash
Queen has a tub that could fit like
Twelve people
Big enough for ten plus me, at leastSplashes Seb back but also aggressively, and turns to Greedton
Seems like [no matter what] world shes in.. Cassie? Queen, [Whats her name] is always on the[ luxury ]side of things.Walks up here very sneakily and drops a brown bath bomb in the hot tub then leaves 1He blinks. Once. Twice.
What the fuck is that.♂️♂️he jumps out of the hot tubFrozen look at the now vacant tub and laughs his head off for a good minute before crawling back in through the window.♂️ Years have passed by. A lone Figure stays outdoors, still. A bit in disbelief that after all these years...He's here again.
It takes a deep breath. Looking around...Processing all of this? Not today. He has a lot to catch up to. 5
He's outside now and can't actually believe what he's seeing, where is this place.
Is this ...some elaborate movie set? It's fairly impressive but man it's pretty lackluster hahaha.
There's a Dogwood tree, a Greenhouse, and he's standing on a porch
I think ...I guess the camera crew wants us to be at the Greenhouse huh...Doesn't immediately go to the greenhouse, he's examining the house from the outside and taking in the layout. It appears there's a pool and hot tub, he can peer into the windows and sees one that was the common area he passed by and a kitchen with other people. There's ....something strange, all of them look like him. He stands there for a while observing it all really soaking in the information
This place is ...really strange
He also walked outside, cane in hand, looking everywhere and seeing... nothing. Just a void.
I.. don't think we're in [Cybercity] anymore Spamton[He waves in confusion he thinking he saw a man in the void* There is not a man here.He takes a deep breath and takes out a stim toy attached to a necklace, chewing on it while he paces
This is very overwhelming. We are in a place, that isn't the city, there's a Lightner in there, a bunch of guys who look like me and I think they all say they're Spamton, this is a house in the middle of nowhere. A very very strange situation but there are weirder situations.
There is nothing to panic about this is just like a new business deal with new details I just need to figure out what's going on then make a pitch.
J walked outside, cigarette in hand, when he noticed another one. There's more? He descides to be friendly this time, walking up to the man and putting a hand on his shoulder.
Hello!Pausing when he's greeted he automatically smiles back, though there's a distinct pause when he notices this one is a lightner.
Hello I'm Spamton uh if you don't mind me asking is your name also Spamton?
He moves the stim toy in his mouth to the other side of his mouth his brain is like working in overdrive.Something is starting to click in his head, the imposter theory and movie theater theory is falling apart and a new theory is budding
Well Jayson, I'm afraid I actually don't know, I woke up here next to Looking at the spamton-Rosario that followed him down Spamton over there. Came down to explore and found a lot more Spamtons then when I came outside. He gestures at the void
I saw this. I'm trying to think of an explanation but I may need more information. Do you think any of the others know what this place is?He walks closer, inspecting the human...how is that a spamton? and stands by Spencer's side
I think this is some weird shit. I would say I'm high but I don't do drugs even.Jay sighed, leaning onto the railing. At least this one is polite. He looked over at Rosario, nodding in a greeting.
Well, at least since you don't do drugs I can say that I'm not high either. This is so weird... I've never seen this place before.
But something is just... Familiar about it. Deja vu or something...
He took another puff of the cigarette, slowly exhaling reddish smoke through his nostrils.He bites the stim toy too hard and it breaks. Sighing he takes off the necklace, pockets it and takes out a new one to put back in his mouth.Oof he doesn't like the theory he just came up with and he rubs his forehead
I'm an entrepreneur and model but I used to be a common sales man before I picked up a phone call. He says this slowly he's gauging their reactions specifically to the words phone call. He gives himself a pinch, winces and sighs. After another pause he answers J's question
...If what you're saying is true... then this is going to be a headache advil can't cure. Because it sounds a lot like multi dimension theory or we are all having a very very vivid fever dream which seems unlikely as I feel pain in my arm.J grinned at the words "phone call". Mike. Mike is his mentor, his idol, his, only *his*. He's grateful and owes him his own life.
....This, actually, is the most logical explanation I've heard all day.The stim toy moves back and forth from one end of his mouth to the other before he concludes
I think we are...but something is off. I dont think it's just that, as it doesn't explain the notes with our handwriting in our rooms.
He hears the name mike and tilts his head Oh my business partner Mike, he's a funny guy, does a lot of recordings for me.J looks almost dreamy. Whoops someone's really brainwashed.Crossing his arms as he thinks, he's pacing again, the stim toy moves up and down
... What is our connection to this house though? Why here? He looks at the house If there's paralel universe us, then wouldn't there also be different timeline us too? He's getting a headache his brain is overheating and he groans holding his head
He had been walking around the perimeter of the house, inspecting as much as he could. He notices the other Spamtons talking and gives them a wave.
Enjoying yourselves out here?Noticing the new face he waves with a smile though his head is pounding from all the information he is processing.
Hello! Uh Spamton?
Experimentally he calls the newcomer by Spamton he gets the feeling he might be rightHe chuckles. I presume you are the same? If not similar.He's a little relieved to know that he won't meet another him as he nods slowly
Ages, so that means the me that wrote that note is older. I guess he's doing ok.
Yes?J nodded to the newcomer, before his phone started ringing. He jumped, frantically throwing away the cigarette and putting it out. Jay picked up the phone, stepping away a bit.
A-ah, Mike, hello! W-what gets.you contacting me at this time?
Ah, Spamton, Spamton... Where the fuck are you! You are supposed to be working already! You better not be at one of your... "Parties".
Jay gulped, smoothing his hair back.
Oh- oh- oh no, no, no, nothing like that sir! I'm just a bit lost, I'm going to get to you right away sir!
Good. It's the least someone as worthless as you can do. Be grateful I'm sparing my time for you.
Y-yes, yes sir, thank you sir! I'll find a way immediately, I-
But the phone call was already off, leaving him staring at a beeping phone. He turned back to the spamtons, a bit nervous.
Please tell me you know a way out of here.He checks his inventory and appears puzzled.
99+ Molotov Cocktails? Water Balloons? Prank materials what are these? Give me a bit to sort these.
He'll be sorting the inventory he has a surprising amount of spaceThey shift their focus to Jay. And your phone connects to your own time as opposed to the time you were in before... Excellent.He stares at an old memo that looks like a shopping list to IKEAJ began pacing around nervously.
Oh shit, this is- this is bad. If I'm not back right now, I'll be off the programme..!He's in deep thought
Because if that's the case, they might know how to leave if there is a way to leaveHe could have said a little birdie told him how to leave, but that wouldn't be fun, now would it?
A spamton that came in after the 'event' happened. Glitchy. In the house right now.He's starting to dig through his inventory as he's been carefully observing the situation...He pulls out a different wand from his. It looks like a Magical girl's and it has a pipis on top of it.
What in the...I don't remember getting this one.He aims to shoot it towards the void, expecting a magic bullet. A massive spamton shaped beam gets out instead, exploding in the distance.
Oh.He stores the Wand away
Maaaybe I should not touch that.He processes the information Before I look for Anton, I have to tend to something.
Looking towards the Greenhouse Future me wanted to tend to the plants so I should take care of those before I do anything else. Maybe I'll glean a few more clues.
Waving to the rest I'll see you around or maybe on my way back inside it was nice meeting you. Helpful too.He politely waits for his companionJ sighed, rubbing his temple.
I don't have time for this unfortunately. Was nice meeting you all, I'm going to go search for an exit.
He heads back inside.He watches them all go, and continues to search the area. Two windows on the base level are unlocked for some reason. There is a single plant flourishing out here. The deck, kitchen, television, and his own room look brand new. Whatever life they lived before, it was pathetic. Docile. Very... Domestic indeed.
He returns to his room.He sings softly as he walks across the front yard to the house♂️Someone walks in from a frame off to the side.
They take a moment. It's just like they remembered.
https://youtu.be/rSPGDVEBdaoToday he is wearing his usual suit of armor and seems to have a box of pastries. He hasn't been here for a while due to being suddenly busy.
♂️ 1
He pulls his shirt off. Fluffy.He does this revealing swimming trunks underneath
http://i.imgur.com/CWrTHX5.gifhe has swimming trunks on under his pants. Seems like he was going to a pool party or something.He steps into the hot tub and makes a satisfying noiseHe flies up, and gently lands in the water, sitting back pretend that z is a .Like their DM’s god bless you all this is Vinny speaking 5He sinks into the water and closes his eyes. This is nice -v-yeah it is.
he’s glancing through the kitchen window while relaxing.️ ️]
WATCHA LOOKING AT?Yeah that one guy certainly is
Yeah.
Hey.
You bring a blunt with you at all? 1 1he leans out of the hot tub, looking through his lil bagHe takes the time to rummage through his own suit and grab a cigar to light upHes got one!He fetches a matchbox and lights his own cigar before passing it Sera's waySera lights up his bluntHes smokin!He had finished examining the tree and benches, as well as a few other things around the house.
He passes by the two in the hot tub.
Enjoying yourselves?He's been puffing his cigar and makes a motion to Black Ice to come closer
HOP IN BUDDY️He considers a lot of things at once for a moment. At the end of the day, there is no harm in it. In fact, he rather enjoyed hot tubs. Not that he should be enjoying anything but... Everyone has their vice.
Very well.
He takes off his attire and steps in.
His eyes also seem to be watching the people in the kitchen. They are all so peculiar.
There is a wave from the kitchen window.He waves back.He makes finger guns back as he's being scolded about eating platesIt's hard to turn away from the scene.
Say, Chad thought your name was Skunkton, correct?Shrug
WHO'S THAT
THE KID THAT LOOKED LIKE HE WAS KIDNAPPED AND RAISED BY CARD PEOPLE?
I GUESS SO
WHY?No scars, must have been related to the downfall. Curious. I had heard the name before.
1At least he is quieter now. Good.
They finally untense, and let an arm hang out the side of the tub.He's puffing his cigar in the most douchebaggy way he could possibly look right nowThe cigar starts to freeze at the tip, somehow.When he notices he couldn't suck in anything else, he inspects his cigar, notices the frozen tip and then looks up, like he's gauging whether it's cool enough to freeze a lit cigar or not.
He can't tell.
He goes back to his suit and picks a new one.Oh, he's stupider than I thought. Or perhaps it's me, since I assumed he would take the hint. Whatever.He doesn't know you have ice powers stupit
He puffs for a bit, and turns back at them
SO DO YOU DO ANYTHING BESIDES SITTING THERE LOOKING PRETTY?The man who wakes up with snow on his face and this bitch standing over him. Skunkton cant put two and two together! sad!
No.
And you?He looks back at them, frowning
WELL I HOPE IT'S NOT ME THEN
I HAVE SHIT TO DOHe's getting a little inpatient. Skunky needs drinkythe sound of a window breaking is heard, followed by an alcoholic beverage landing in the hot tub.He stands up and gets out.
Enjoy your drink.
He gets dressed again.He gets off the tubIT WAS BOTTLED!!!HOW SHOULD I KNOWThis is so sad. bottle smashed on side of Skunkton's head KILLING him and filling the tub with the whiskey!No :) yesINTRODUCING NEW SPAMTON: NUBERT!WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! oh wait nvmHe throws an arm around Ice's shoulders. He is still dripping from the tub
CMON SUGARTITS LET'S FIND SOMETHING ELSE TO DO
AND SLASH OR MORE COKE
BECAUSE I'M STARTING TO COME DOWN AND I'M NOT GONNA LIE MY BRAIN CHEMISTRY IS NOT LOOKING GOODHe grabs Skunkton's tie and drags him down to eye level.
Let me make this clear: You are not to refer to me with such nicknames. You are not to touch me. If you want me to tolerate you, then you better heed my words.
He holds the nanaimo to Skunkton's mouth.
Do you understand, mutt? 4
2
3
3 3 2He wolf whistles
GOT A FEISTY ONE, HUH
PAPA LIKES IT VERY MUCH
He gives him a gross smile, and takes a bite out of the nanaimoA chuckle escapes his mouth. No he will have to show some restraint here. However, he is curious to how far this man will go. Sit, boy. 3He lowers his voice
A DOG?
And takes another bite of the nanaimoHe leans closer and licks the side of Ice's face. He's not trying anything except to make him absolutely irate. He backs off afterwards and steps away.Disgusting. His eyes stay fixed on the Spamton.
And no, I will not accompany you. You can enjoy what this house offers on you own. Good luck on the brain chemistry.
He has to go wash his face of this filth.He waits for Ice to leave before waltzing into the house himself
He's sitting on the swing. He used to like this swing.His teeth clenches and it breaks this stim toy. In frustration he takes it off and starts walking towards the doors, he needs to see if his theories are correct or if... if he can find a clue. He starts humming nonsense, it's almost a buzz, accompanied by tongue clicksThe humming gets louder and he stands before the doors, looking at them all with different designs, some with empty frames, some look completely demolished. He sees a door that gives him a feeling it's his yet not. He hesitates and turns away looking for a door just like it.
The humming the tongue clicking, his fingers are moving without his knowledge before he comes across one thats horribly damaged like the one he saw before.
....
He gets the feeling it's a door with only 1 time use.He is running after him, desperately trying to catch up. Damn not being athletic as he used to beHe still manages to catch up with him KID! DON'T GO IN [Alone]touching the door, tongue clicks, humming, finger taps and all. He becomes more distressed. This is his door, his timeline, he feels it.
But its also telling him the moment he goes through he won't come back.
...He he grabs Spencer, pulling him away from the door. Despite his stature he is still strongFalling into Anton's arms, he's freezing up now, his humming and tongue clicks are louder, he is incredibly distressed
Anton
He holds onto his arm
Are they living well? Are they living good lives? Did everything I do mean nothing?He pulls him into a tight hug
They are. You did well Spencer.][Erm] Has a great company! Works with[Solar] stuff I think. Neon still [quota] Mean girls and watches it a [lot]He feels like absolute garbage and he almost wants to cry. The information is really starting to hit him. He smiles shakily he tries to relax and feel reassured but he looks torn.
What happened to me Anton? I did everything right? Didn't I?He ruffles his hair, holding him closer
You...[Deaded]. But you got [Better] With your [friends] Help. You're not the same and you will [Never] Be. But you're [ Loved] For what you [Are] and not what you [were]He curls up a bit, it's all reassuring information but his system, everything, is still processing the sheer emotion and information he's processing, he holds onto Anton like he's a lifeline, waiting for it to pass. Waiting to calm down.
It's a lie isn't it?
Despite all the positive news he's getting, his mind is still taking in the fact that he committed damage, that his best simply wasn't good enough. Latching so persistently despite it all.
There has to be something more I can do.He picks him up, reassuring him
They all [will] be alright. They are okay.Pressing his face into his shoulder, humming softly, tongue clicking softer, coming down from his emotional high.
But... could I have done more?He starts carrying him to Rosario's room Let's go [Rest up] for a bitHe's Calming himself down, counting, he's counting 1, 2, 3. His shoulders are relaxing as he does this but his face remains in Anton's shoulder
1...2...3... 1...2...3He takes a deep breath, and as he walks he starts talking to him
[1] [2] [3] breathe, smile, [1] [2] [3]He starts to relax more as they approach the doorHe heard the sound of people being cockblocked from the house but he's not gonna investigate that 3He runs out here and quickly gets rid of his clothes, revealing the swimming trunks underneath, and jumps in the pool
1 1
1 1
He gives an impressed whistle, before taking off his jacket and placing it somewhere safe. He's got something important in there he can't lose. Then he rushes in and dives into the pool.He quickly stands up from the swing and walks inside. Can't have shit in the voidGet lost dweeb!!! it's pool party episode.He's sinking!!He shakes the excess of water off his hair like a dog
WE NEED SOME BEATS IN THIS PLACE I WANT TO DANCEa radio drops down from the skyit is a normal radio.takes the radio backgets out of the pool and plays this
https://www.youtube.com/watch
HE PLAY STHIS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUGga_VPeToHe's moving, he's groovin'!He's dancing really wellWolf WhistlesHe makes a lasso dance move and throws it over Trashton, who's nearer, and starts tugging in, moving rhythmically with his hipsthe radio cracklesthis playsthe radio crackles againa new playlist has begun.
sniffHe's still trying to groove
he wants to say something nasty…but he doesn’t Nothing. Hey. Is that a pool?he finishes up his carrot before undressing at a ridiculously fast pace. He’s wearing a bright red speedo. Because of course he is Heck yeah, watch out punks! Here I come! he runs over, planning to do a cannon ball but trips on the side of the pool and does a very loud belly flop instead. 1he doesn’t show it but he’s very happy someone agreesHe spends a really long time staring at the dogwood tree, because, after all, he's never gonna see it again. He delays his fingers on the back of the swing, running them left and right. He's definitely gonna miss this. 5he hops out of the pool and throws on his clothes Yeah, bub. Why the long face? 2 2
he lands down here with a thud, he looks like hell. He starts running out into the void with a wild look in his eyes.He flies down, and gently catches him.♂️he leaves, but he stops and looks over his shoulder for a moment…something…doesn’t feel right about this…he reluctantly goes into the houseHe starts walking on the opposite direction, past the dogwood tree, hands in his pockets. Then, there's not a Spamton here.After much thought he leaves the room and looks to the door to the voidIn the distance he returns with a package and a large smile. He makes eye contact with the man up front.
HELLO THERE!
Hands emerge. The light is blinding, and yet. Sera’s eyes do not close. This light no longer hurts him, his body was pure sunlight during his last rapture.
Their hands rest on Sera’s, and his on theirs.
What a horrid thing. To put trust in the untrustable.
farewell now. fate... once more. rests upon the shoulders of the........ puppet masters.
They look at you, as the light engulfs the chamber.
And then they’re gone, the light is gone.
All is returned to normal.They're outside, in the backyard. Esther breathes in.She sighs.She literally cannot be less upset about him yelling at her.She's not calming down. Quite the opposite, actually.She's not taking her own advice.She shows him the ring, and the flower she trapped inside.Something about that statement chilled her to the core.She smiled.She takes the lead from him as they go inside.Black Ice has left the chamber.
5
Okay Typhra has eaten and Frozen is going back inside.Outside now smoking a bluntHe needs to take a walk and so he starts walking, his feet taking him to the doorsHe has run out of projects to do. He just has to keep himself occupied until tonight. He probably can score a new jaw too. Fix himself on his own terms for once. Turns out attention actually sucks sometimes or something.
He walks over to the tree, and the two benches. He opts for the one he made. Besides, last time he was on the swing one, he fell. After a moment, a beep-like noise sounds, and he pulls out a small pipis looking thing. It's a tamagotchi. One from Anton's haul. He decided to keep one. These things are fucking noisy, aren't they??? 5Yeah, it's about time he headed out. Should be back soon.He is back now.She’s outside now, static melting in her hands.the static starts to reform, but only partially.its more of just a torso, the static forming into a long, centipede like body underneath it. It doesnt progress any further. the size matches the original, however.
…Oh. Oh no.he slowly starts creeping towards herShe’d be sweating if she still could.he props his hands under his chin so cutelyhe starts moving towards the front doorhe leans down and looks into a windowA click is heard in Esther’s chest.And there’s a hand clamping down on Cassius‘s neck.he tries to wriggle out of her grip but doesn't manage it. he huffshe is grinning so cutelyShe smiles, throwing Cassius across the Void. If they’re gonna fight it’s not gonna be here.♂️ 1
He's out here now he wants to see someone pass away permanently.He pounces on him but doesn't really do anything more than thatHe goes possum mode he was fearing for his lifeHe gets up, patting himself down, and picking him up gentlyHe nudges Skunkton with his now bare foot because he would have hated it if he were alive. WE SHOULD PUT HIM [6] [FEET] UNDER.He pushes Skunkton on the ground to do this.He holds skunkton once he gets nudged
1 1 1 1 1He nods, excusing himself and starts walking out with Skunkton indoorsHe's totally normal about the fact Frozen 'seemingly' doesn't know him 1 1 1 1
1
running back towards where he came from C'MON C'MON FRIEND
and he's offhe opens his eyes and looks down. he smiles a bit 4he gets up and enters the house.He's just standing there, staring blankly for a bit.He turns to look at Anton, assured he's still there, but... something seems off. He reaches to touch his baby brother's face
[Anton]?He's unresponsive. His eyes seem to be seeing something from the living roomFocused on him, he squeezes his handHe starts breathing heavilyHe's holding his face, briefly looks around to make sure no one is noticing but then sees something is going on in the living room from the window. He can't see too clearly he's far but something like dread builds up in his chest. Otherwise there's no one here.
He turns his attention back to Anton he feels his hands shake then forces himself to pull him closer into what feels like a proper hug. A tight, desperate one.He feels a sharp pain in his head, clutching it, kneeling and starting to scream in pain. 5The memories from the past few days are flooding in his head, his body doesn't seem to change much but some of his hair seems to be bleaching in front of himHe holds Anton, tightly he's rocking his back and forth.
1...2...3...[Breathe]...[Smile]
He starts the mantra as he holds him. It's like the first time. Yes... but why is he the one shaking this time. He notices the change
1...2...3...[Breathe]...[Smile]...This is the worst headache he's ever felt for sure. GOd. God. God. God.And as quickly as it started.... it stops
6He doesn't let go he's still counting.
He grips Spencer HEY. .. COME ON IT'S ALRIGHT. BREATHE.Coming down faster from the emotional high, counting and eventually letting his shoulders slump, he stares at Anton and then...
A hand comes up to slap him
Oh [fuq] you're still realHe holds his wrist, frowning
WHY ARE YOU DOING THATHe smirks its back he's back
God ur [Old coot] now look at [yuore*] hairHe looks at the stray lock of hair, it's white
FUCK REALLY? THAT'S THE WORST APRIL FOOLS I'VE HAD IN MY LIFE 4He picks up Anton and has a firm grip
[Leggo my eggo] go inside then. We [knead] to get you back home.
starts walking towards the house.Is carried like hamburger but very confusedlyHIs grip tightens and he smirks at Anton but it's tense [Eye] Need to make sure [Yew Tree] GET HOME. [LET function] me have this.
He's firm in his tone and manages to make it to the door before opening it.
Stands on the porch to stare outside. It's honestly... a little empty out here.
We [cold brew] use a slide for that [pool table]. A [Dolby Stereo System] for the porch.
taking out a blunt to smoke it, he's been doing that often nowadays, he really should stop. Yet in it goes to his mouth and on goes the light
I feel like [Bob the builder] a random shit [Ninjas vs pirates] ship here to dick around in.
He's staring at the doors now. He won't go through them now. He wants to enjoy being home for a while longer.
And a [Boobie] [Trap House Music] for [Bruce Campbell] 3
The landing isnt the best, but at least he's got the spirit, he shakes his head and starts walking after spencerIt's almost like he's getting good at detecting when Anton is around, pausing in his thoughts and taking out materials to turn and face him, the blunt shifting back and forth in his mouth. It's remniscent of ... his past self
Yo [Big Shit] Coming over to [Help wanted] out?He tilts his head curiouslyHe tosses Anton the blue printshe takes them, giving them a good look. He's no engineer but he seems to get the gist of it
You're gonna have to order me around as your labor guy, but i can get it done.
Right you were searching for me... you looked like shit when you got home. How long did you stay out there?Oh he's lying, taking out some materials from his inventory and the browser he has open, indicating for Anton to take certain parts and lay them outHe takes all the things as instructed and works on making that slide. They spend some time like thatHe's putting parts together as Anton carries them
I [prolly] lost track of [time lord] after ... a ...month? Who knows. It was [funland palace] out there.He enjoys the labor. It really gives him less time to overthink
I see. What was your favorite one you saw?He smirks and continues to put things together. He should use anton more, these things are usually heavy on his own
I make [gnome] promises. HAHA
[Whale] I ended up [@] a [Britain's got Talent] Show and Auditioned. I even have the [vidja] Here lemme show you.He pulls up this videoHe bursts out laughing
MAN THAT'S HILARIOUS. He almost drops a part himselfSmirking as he sends the video to Anton I also ended up as a [who let the dogs out] in one. Weird [worl] and even weirder not having [thumbellina]s. I was a [chihuahua] in some [pink bitch]'s purse.The video doesnt go through as he has a 3310 nokiaAs he finishes the base structure and points at anton to put some of the curved parts in a specific way, they were heavy
I also [Saw movie 3] a World filled with flying ...[hover hands] cars? I think you [woulda coulda shoulda] liked that world.
15 (1 - 100)He does admit that these curved parts were heavy. He shakes while carrying them, finally putting some rare strain in his body as he does so
HELL I miss the coolest things ! I want my world to have that!Going over to help Anton he wants the job done, even though it'd be funny to see Anton fall he wants to get this done
I remembered [what what in the butt] the door looks like. We [can can] go through it another time.He appreciates fhe help, and manages to put the pieces together.He has a bit of a mischievous boyish smile
Though not [every pony] world was ...[safe for work sasuke] but you know [I lived bitch]He eventually notes that they're done with the slide and gives it a solid push and kick to make sure it's sturdy before nodding
Oh I was [picture frame]d for muder. Nothing BigHe climbs the slide, he wonders if he'll fall horrifically from it 78 (1 - 100)He slides down just fine, landing in the end with a solid thump and laughingWatching Anton and watching him go towards the poolHe thinks about if he should build a shed next or not. He does like keeping himself busyHe's honestly kind of antsy still and working on autopilotHe starts taking out stuff from the website to start building the shed, sure he can put it through his usual program but the both of them need this distraction
There was [1] that was a big [Aquapark]ium, was pretty relaxing, and [another one] where it was an [endless runner]way lots of models I [have a nice trip]ped that day.Pausing as he sees he has a picture on his phone from Frozen and smirks sending an image back and a couple of texts.
Yeah seems like [yuore*] speed
Pointing at a few more parts for the shedFrozen climbs out the window and sets the case of beer at the edge of the porch.
H4VING FUN???Looking at Frozen he gestures for him to come over
[he11] Yeah! C'mon need an [extra extra read all about it] pair of hands. He notes his face and figures he can mention it after they build the shed. Drawing on the void floor with chalk on how and where they're going to lay things out.
Like the [Slip n slide]? Gesturing to the slide Figured it [kneaded] something to give it more oomphHe waves, giving him a small smile He walks on over.
IT"S NICE. LOOKS A BIT TOO [functionality] FOR MY TASTES I THINK IT SHOULD BREAK YOUR BACK IF YOU USE ITPulling up the blueprints he shows frozen the plan Make adjustments [Ass] you see [fitbit]
He looks at the browser on what he's ordering and then decides to order a bunch of doors cause that'd be fucking funny.His eyes hover over it all. The shed should have mirrors in it. A lot of them. It felt extremely stupid and a hindrance but... it was funny. He adds a few things to make it weird and flips the blueprint back to Spencer.
IF SOMEONE GOES IN THERE THEY SHOULD FACE THE CONSEQUENCES.He loves it he smirks nice and wide It's [Amazing world] We [knead] to do this immediately.
He adjusts the chalk outline and orders some mirrors handing Frozen the tool box and directing Anton to put the heavier shed parts in place
It'd be [sao] [funi] if those [doorway to hell] teleported to [rando] areas.He nods a little bit, following his instructions to a T. He doesn't seem much for conversation but seems to be enjoying itImmediately, Frozen gets to work. He is stuck in this awkward situation where he doesn't want to ask for anyone's names. He can guess, though. The one with white in his hair... Tony? Anthony? Something with an insect? The other one must be Spencer.
TELEPORTING W0ULD BE HELL LET"S GET TO IT. EV3N IF YOU TRY TO LEAVE THE SHED 1 THINK THAT SHOULD SEND YOU TO THE WASHROOM.He's laughing as They set things up, he continues to direct the two of them and adjusts some of the materials
We should also visit [IKEA] again to get the stuff for the [Dolby Stereo system] for. Cept for the [Last of us] one, we [blowed up] that one.WHAT???????????????He pulls up another browser as he's starting to set up some of the interior of the shed though it looks fairly big for a shed. He yawns.Ok to be fair destroying an Ikea DOES sound fun.
H3ADING OFF TO SNOOZE??? 2WHY THE FUCK IS MY NAME ELSA?????? WHY IS HE CALLING ME THAT???? And building stuff huh? Well... I AM an engineer.
YEAH YOU GO RELAX, 1 THINK YOU NEED ITWaving at Anton and appears to be waiting for Anton to leave before addressing Frozen
[Elsa] did you [knot] see [Rosario] for your face or are you [dig dug] the no jaw look.He gets up, stretching, and walking to the direction to his window on the second floor, and starts climbing the wall like a bugHe actually crawls to the roof of the house instead. He's just fucking off for a bitnanaimo dropHe cups his mouth GET [SIC] [Big Shit]....Turning his attention back to Frozen
It's [fine wine] I can [fix it felix] when we're done here.
Continuing to build his part and add the mirrors and doors in. He considers digging deeper holesdrops a massive tube of caulk on him
Goes to pick up Nubert and puts him on his headFrom the roof
NUBERT!!!! I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN!I think its a rule that both nubert and frozen cant be alive in the same space for some reason. opposites and all that.He picks NubertNubert can live on his head foreverContinuing to build with his program, he manages to finish it all up and then picks up the 'deadbody' of Frozen
Alright [Elsa] Let's [go cart] get you fixed upHeading inside with Frozen's body slung over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes 1
Manring ringHe takes his brick phone out, squinting at it and picking it upSera is doing a very stupid voice. It does not sound like him.
Hello there. Is this Anton?who is this. Does my Cybercity have access to my phone now?
Yes? You've reached Anton G. Spamton. CEO of Big Shot Autos Inc. How may I assist you today? 3He literally opens his mouth, stepping sounds coming out of it as he's "Walking" He plays a loud explosion sound, and starts screaming in "pain". They probably can hear his screaming from the atticSera just bursts out laughing
You can come up now~ ' And hangs upHe laughs, laying down and sighing
A fridge joke really ? When english isn't my first language?He clips his head down to the atticHe walked in, but he didn't feel quite like walking into the house just yet.
He sits at the swing, contemplating the platitude of the void, lost in his thoughts. He's free to be called attention, though.He quietly sits next to Greedton.
Hello.He looks down at his feet, heels pressed on the ground
That wasn't very helpful, was it?♂️Heading straight for the doors
he runs after him, remembering running out this way during april fool'she notices greedton and waves, holding up his finger in a "just one moment" signalStopping before the doors he looks around he's looking for a specific pile of debris before going over to it and staring
[Sea Biscuit] What do you [gnome] about this place? Have you [everest] wondered about why there [r] so many [dormir]s?he looks down at the debris and thinks Well, we all come from [somewhere over the rainbow] else, so there has to be a way to [get back jojo]he looks over towards "his" door, which is still incredibly broken.Looking at Sebastian his eyes are wild his smirk is a strange kind of elated thing
Are you [seashore] you only have [One Direction] Door [Sea Biscuit]?
He bends down to pick up the debris and shows him
This ...I [wuss] this door. It was a [One Second] one for my [Old World] Isn't that [Crazy ass]?He also pulls out his phone the browser screen popping up, he grimaces at the picture of Amare and Antony being a couple then pulls up a picture of the current Anton they know(Though this looks like a recent candid photo)
There's [2 for 1 deal] [Anton]s. Doesn't that [At the Seams] strange to you? Have you [knot] ever wondered about [dat]he's silent as he processes this information I mean. it's not too [farfetch] of an idea. but. Spencer the older anton WAS the same anton that [we stand here before you today]he looks down at his arm, it's still cassius' wouldn't it be [bigger is better] to learn to manipulate the [herbal essence] between the [multiverse] so you can go where you [want it your way]?He laughs and drops the door debris he's holding
The [voidal essence] here... does not [ctrl+alt+del] to all [worl]s It has its [limit break]. I spent mo- [one Week since you looked at me] and [lost and found] him there. His door [wuss]nt Here when [old coot] [Big Shit] was here.
He calms himself down something is crawling up his arm that resembles black pixels, it goes behind his back without him looking at it
...Though [If else] you do [lifelong learners] to control it, it's got [merit badges]
... [butt] ... Well if I [lost and found] him like that the [1st comment] time I can [finders keepers] him again.he caught that slip up and narrows his eye what if it takes [months.... years] of searching this time?He brings his arm back out, the pixels are gone.
I made a [promiseland] to him you know, before [Eye] [To the left to the left]he sighs, sitting down and looking at all the doors if you think [quantum leaping] is the way to [go go boots] then I obviously wont [stop sign] you spencer. I want him [back in black] as well. I don't want him [lonely nights] out there.He's quiet when he listens then looks directly at Sebastian.
[Yew Tree] know...what if ... he [start up] a new [life is strange] and you pull him [bach] just like [how it's made] he left...
[Havana] you also considered, [Howl's moving castle] [Anton] would feel, seeing [Another Life] him?
Or [donut]. What do [Eye] know I'm a [master chef] at [fuq]ing up my relationships.he flexes his fingers a bit, trying not to clench his fists as he thinks He [let me tell you a story] that no matter what he does... no one [remember the 21st night of-] him... how can he [settlers trail] down and start a [new game plus] happily like that?he's looking down at the ground, glasses opaque I can't just let him [stay - oingo boingo] like thatHe barks in laughter at Sebastian.
You do [gnome] who you're [talk the talk]ing to right?
But then stops realizing perhaps, Seb didn't know. Just Anton and Rosario.
...Haha... [howl] ironic. 1i think he is still on the bench with greedton? sorry vinny was workin <3<3 get that bread king and yeah they are but seb and spencer are talking nowhe grips his knees and looks back up at spencer, a wild look in his eyes I promised.Something inside of him feels a little bitter about the fact that Seb doesn't know or... never asked.
He starts walking back inside. He no longer wants to make the pirate ship he planned today.he continues sitting out here for a bit. he needs some time to process I don't [no] thats the [problem solvers]he sighs and gets up, walking towards greedton and sera Hey thereHe motions to the bench with his chin, next to Sera, inviting him to sit there
Chat didn't go well?he sits down and sighing and forcing a smile on his face It's all [good humor bar]Greedton can read a sad face with his eyes closed. He eyes Sebastian sternly, like he's saying "I don't believe you", but says nothing. Maybe this isn't something he wants to talk about if he hasn't already. His expression gently softens after that.
I'm alright
I was just telling Sera about how I'm waiting for the terrors to kick inHe laughs a bitter laugh
Sure, buddy.
Yeah, it was quite a lot to process”bitch I know you’re lying.”he holds his arms out and grins, it looks a bit like the default addison face see? I even [dressed to impress] and [put a shirt on that beast]he shakes his head Nah, I picked it up durin' a shopping trip with Anton and Ser. It made me feel nostalgic.he gestures at his generously open shirt Y'think my tits ain't still [out on the town]?Silently gestures to his own open collar, that very generously shows his undershirt underneath.
It's only one article of clothing away
You don't have to show your tits, Serahe grins But i won't [complaint filed] if you dohe leans back and blows smoke above him, watching the smoke dissipate into nothingAnother day is when Vinny eventually does an updated sera ref🥱 2He watches the smoke dance up and disappear, almost wistfulhe hums, eyes closed I mean that seems pretty [correct answer] but... he gestures vaguely to the black of the void around them what do you think [happenstance] if you just keep walking he hums again, eyes still closed. Probably [knot]!he sits up a bit and points towards the doors in the distance, particularly the broken one Thats [be mine?] doorhe tilts his head What's that?he shakes his head [tell me more tell me more]?He frowns and makes a face, but it softens quickly.
Well, it's a Greek mythological creature
It's a bull monster who was sentenced to live in a labyrinth forever by the king of Minos and the king would send people there every couple of years for him to feed onInver is going through notes on their phone.Inver snaps to face him. I have time to spare, yes. Is there something you desire from me, Esau?Inver doesn't respond at first, but instead tilts their head to the side.
I am glad you have decided to seek a listening ear, then. I implore you to go on.Inver sets aside their notepad. These people are willing to sacrifice themselves to stop a great evil, then. You have every right to worry. There is a possibility that all of you will fail.
These others... Perhaps they are keeping their worries to themselves? Perception and reality are for more divorced than one would expect.
Is it correct for me to assume you have spoken to them? 3 3 3 3 3
3 3
3
3 1 1 1 1 1 1 1They say outloud to no one, before walking away from the chamber. 
Sage purrs under his hand, being scratched. So comfy.He sits next to him, holding his coffee with both hands and taking in the warmth
IS IT [Separated] OR A [Toccata and Fugue] STATE?"Wow I am not equipped to deal with this at all but maybe hedonistic talking points aren't the best dialogue option here"
AND DO YOU [Like, comment and subscribe] IT?
OR IS IT A [Serotonin high] JUST IN THE MOMENT?He takes a moment to think, and plays an old recording from his voicebox.
[["There are #ertain thing# you can do to rel###e those emo##on# without hurting your##lf and ot##r#. Creative activiti## are a good way to #tart-"]]He's nervous, he's not sure what to do
GOTTA BE A [Freudian slip] OF MIND!
I DO THAT ALL THE TIMEhe staggers outside, briefly taking in everything Uh...what's up, guys?He's frozen in place but he sideeyes Saul
Hiwe'rehavingaprivateconversationcheckbacklaterokaybyehe shrugs, then heads back insideSage squeaked worriedly under NEO's hand.He slides backwards away from him, still sitting, but positions himself in a way that would let him quickly stand up and leave
HEY I'M TRYING TO [Turn this car around]! !
IF YOU'D RATHER HAVE A [[Jonker moment]] OVER IT BE MY GUEST
YOU CAN MAKE [Mistakes into miracles] AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE [Silly stupid] TO THINK THATHe rubs at his neck for a moment
I MEAN
EVEN IF YOU [®️] A MISTAKE
THAT DOESN'T [Mean average] IT'S A [Fatal flaw]
IT'S ONLY [ ] TO ERR, AND
AND ALL THATHe recoils, sliding a little bit more further awayHe shrugs, he's not sure
. . .VERY?
PROMISE ME YOU WON'T [Scream and Shout and Let it Out] AT ME OR [Carnivore] ME I'M JUST THE [[Msn]]He ruminates a bit, like he's both considering it heavily while also fishing it from somewhere. He parts his teeth just a bit
[[### ##lled me...
A M##TAKE
WRONG. WRONG, WRONG, W##NG, WRON G###NG WOGN WORNGWR##G!
SHE WA# #UPP##ED TO BE DIF##RENT!]]
[[SHE ##ID IT. ##E SAID IT TO CASSIUS. THOUGHT I WOULD### HEAR, DO## SHE THI## I'M ###PID?!]]
He hesitates a bit, before playing the last clip.
[[AM I DU#B TO YOU, ##UNKTON?!]]His feet twist slightly. He's ready to bolt. He keeps his eyes on Esau.Sage peeped worriedly, looking over Esau, trying to make sure he's okay.Sage squeaks quietly, squeezing one if his fingers.His eyes glide from Esau, to the peep, and then back up to meet Esau's eyes
DON'T DO ANYTHING YOU'LL [Regretful] LATER, ESAUHe nods, trusting his wordHe stands up and walks towards the house, still keeping an eye on EsauSage peeps, looking out into the void as well.
They open the door and wave. HEY!Outside with his phone waiting it appears he brought a little boom box on his head
Austin! It's good to see you! Sorry I couldn't be here last Friday! How have you been? 2Hopping up to the porch. Helping people, playground needed new parts ordered!
I also brought snacks though they might be a little melted, the weather was hot today. taking out a couple of fruit snack packets YOU ARE A BLESSING, YOU KNOW THAT???Fuck yes foodLooking inside he sees there are people and then looks upstairs. The stairs are kinda tall for his body but he'll probably manage
If you don't mind we can go upstairs? I wouldn't want to accidentally bump into people while we exercise and all!
Also I can cook you some food before I go, it sounds like you're hungry. He heads on inside and stares at the staircase, he could always go big but he doesn't want to make Austin feel small around him. 
She’s outside. She’s got her own cigarette.She doesn’t start the conversation.…Right. The fight. She was hoping that she wouldn’t have to talk about this.She’s literally confused.She stops.There’s a silence between them that stretches into forever.It’s broken by the sound of metal on drywall.She slaps it away.She wants to run away. She wants to get out of here as fast as possible. Her feet are glued to the ground.She hasn’t shed a single tear. There’s some part of her that’s proud about that.She’s shaking.There it is. If she doesn’t hate her after this it’d be a miracle.…She chuckles.She’s tearing up.The tears start falling. It’s taking all the willpower in her body not to sob.His words shoot her like a bullet to the heart.She embraces him. She can’t hold back the sobs anymore.They’re loud. They’re ugly. They’re hers.She doesn’t have anything to say for a while. She just wails.There’s like three or four moments in her mind she’s apologizing for. She grips tighter.Her crying slows - not forcefully, but naturally.She doesn’t wanna guilt him into forgiveness.She’s trying her hardest to not look sarcastic. She genuinely wants to know.She wipes away a few tears.She half-smiles.She’s joking. Kinda.She kisses his forehead.She’s actually smiling. A real one.And they just sit on the porch. It’s beautiful.And maybe for now is all they need.She takes it.She follows.
He's outside now and sees Cassius. He's laughing
Yo [Olestra Chips]he rushes and tackles spencer into a bear hugwhile he has spencer tackled he shoves a hat on him. I WAS GOING TO [jumpscare] YOU WITH THIS BUT IF YOU ARE GONNA BE [goner] THEN YOU MIGHT AS WELL GET IT [now! now! now!] AS A [so long, farewell] GIFTthe hat looks like this
3 3He doesn't expect the hug and does squirm a little but instantly stops the moment he sees the hat. His eyes shine in a way and he immediately increases the brightness of his glasses as he takes it and puts it on his head
And [acceptable] gift
He's clearly pleased.
Yeah yeah [yew tree] know I'm not [easy mode] to kill. I'll probably [bring back souveniers] photos and vids of my [adventure time]he ruffles spencer's hair and then reluctantly lets him up AGAIN IF YOU DON'T COME [baby back ribs] I WILL HEAD OUT THERE MYSELF AND [drag me to hell] YOU BACKHe looks at Cassius, giving him a smilehe points at spencer CHIMKENhe smiles back at anton, nice and wide and toothyLooking in the direction of Anton he smirks and tilts his head at him
I'm going to [finders keepers] you again. You know [promise lands] need to be kept. And ...
He looks at his hand, the black pixels are returning he notes there are vents now on the side of it
I have a [theoretical situation] that I need to [resolve ticket]he sees the arm and makes a glitchy chirp, but doesnt say anything otherwise... he thinks it looks cool, the dumb motherfucker.He walks over to Spencer, joining in the hugHe lets them hug him, he doesn't know if he'll be back for months, maybe a day will pass here, maybe weeks, he's not sure. Either case he flops a little
Yeah, I'll [try try again] to text when I [cancan] and I'll prank the [sh1t] out of him when I see em.
His smirk is wide
Just like [howl to the moon] I treat you. The [exact measure] same way I treat you.This seems to make him perk up, he chirps, nuzzling him, and also nuzzling Cassius for good measure
Good! I wouldn't expect any less.he chirrs and nuzzles anton's hairHe speaks in older Anton's voice
WHAT THE [fudge] SPENCER I DON'T SEE YOU FOR [Indeterminate Amount of time] AND YOU DO THIS TO ME????? He laughs, closing his eyesHe barks in laughter he messes up both their hair and then lets his hands flop back down. He's looking at his hand, transformed and starting to look metallic
It'll [B] something.
His eyes are back to the doors now
If my [game theory] is correct. When I [come back kid] ...Let's visit the [Planetarium] again.
Also [Olestra Chips] Make sure [Sea Biscuit] doesn't do [expresso depresso] naps.Squinting at Cassius
Anyways [Oh Yeah] let's see the stars [notto dis shite agein] ...that ...includes you and [Rapture Jesus]
His look is Stern nowHe leans towards Anton [Get his ass] when I'm goneLeans to Spencer
I'm going to give him the [worse] time possiblehe runs at the house and starts climbing up the wallsCassius can smell the evil intent from Anton
Watching Cassius run and then turns to Anton
Everyone [else if] can become pieces of shit with [bad news] coping mechanisms. But [If statement] its someone I [actuality] care about. That's [bothersome]. So
[Get his Ass] and tell [Rapture Jesus] too.He nuzzles him again Thank you again for going to find me.He lets him he then stares at his hand and sighs
I'll [.txt] you when [eye] can. It won't [Bee movie] long.He nods softly, holding his hands You can do it.Turning he gives Anton's hand a final squeeze and then lets go heading towards the doors.
He's gotten soft. Maintaining relationships is so much work. His hand is on a door knob, he watches it change and he waits
....haha....
Opens the door and walks through. He hopes, not too much time passes when he's goneHe lets it go...hoping for the best. It's all he can do really Its his turn to crawl up the roof and stare at the void.
He actually stays up there writing down some stuff on paper. Seems to be life plans.He walks out, taking a deep breath. He's not sure where the others are.Big smiles and carrying what appears to be... a .... cat... in his arms.
COME TROJAN JR! I HAVE A FRIEND WHO I WANT YOU TO MEET!He's getting out of the GreenhouseHe is holding up what looks like a geometric cat MY NEW FRIEND TROJAN JR IS HERE!He shows Rosario the cat which wiggles a bit. It looks fairly jiggly for a bunch of polygonsHe gasps and holds her close. SHE ISNT A VIRUS SHES
She wiggles out of his grasp and hops over to Rosario immediately rubbing herself on the man
SEE SHE LIKES YOU! SHE CANT POSSIBLY BE A VIRUS!He freezes up while she does that, giving Chad a terrified look
GETHEROUTPLEASEHe feels somethingThe cat gives one more cursory rub before hopping back on Chad's armorThere's an explosion of glitter and dust
He bends down to eyelevel YOURE SO FLUFFY AND MAGNIFICENT NOW!he jumps down here from the attic CHAD!!!!He is giving Chad a Death stare he loves the man but now he's. kitty
I told you. she's a Virus. You better keep her in checkHe gently picks up Rosario and holds him, giving him pets and sees Cassius HELLO SEBA... CASSIUS I THINK I GOT THIS RIGHT! I BROUGHT MY BELOVED FRIEND TROJAN JR!He grumbles, making a snarling sound Scratches Rosario behind the ears. As he does this the polygonal cat on his armor jumps and lands on Cassius' faceHe actually enjoys the petting, his eyes opening wide and looking lost in the sauce for a second
he picks up the lil beast and starts petting it all over WHAT AN AFFECTIONATE LITTLE FRIEND I COULD [eated] IT!!!He pets Rosario behind the ears once more. He has also learned nothing from his time with Trojan the horse.he is petting the lil virus, it takes a while for the virus to take effect because of his fucked code but also because gh0st is still doodlingthe cat in question enjoys the attention from CassiusHe purrs loudly, leaning into the touch and curling up more as Chad pets him
You know what...I don't care anymoreHe uses all his experienced cat petting skills on Rosario. Figures the man could use a destress day.He prances out here
HEY GUYS [[How's it going]]
He turns around to leave.As he says this the cat leaps from Cassius and onto Frozen then skunkton before returning to CassiusHe stays cuddled up to chad, watching this happen in amusement
He pets Rosario with care OH NO BORIS GOT HIT WITH THE CAT CURSE!
While petting Rosario he walks over to Frozen and uses his other hand to pet himhe suddenly drops down to the ground in a pile of static and sludgeHe is hissing up a storm.
He starts wiggling out of Chad's holdHe scratches Frozen behind the ears then removes his hand and sees Cassius has turned too OH NO CASSIUS
he prances up into chad's arms and rubs his boney cheek against his faceInstantly pets Cassius, scratches him behind the ears WHO KEEPS DOING THISIs the culprit who brought the cat virus I SHALL AVENGE YOU
He says this but doesn't stop petting Cassius or move for that matterhe is purring up a storm, content to sit in chad's arms
He literally got nothing and also Cassius is soft and pentacle, this is very nicehe hops down and starts rubbing his bony fucking cheeks on skunktonHe starts purring and retributes the rubsturns towards nyaustin
He curls up and starts purring. Contenthe starts doing that little but wiggle cats do when they're about to chaseHe is absolutely forgetting the number 1 rule of not bringing cats to where the breakables are
He's rolling around the ground baskinghe lungers for nyaustinGonehe joins in on rolling on the ground BEING [la creatura] IS FUN EVERYONE SHOULD DO ItHe does a biiiiiig stretchhe goes over to meowsario and curls up with him COMFYHe is looking around for Frozen BORIS? BORIS WHERE ARE YOU! WHAT IF YOU GET COLD AND PERISH!As he's looking, Trojan Jr. Runs and climbs to the roof, disappears for a moment, then comes back
BORISSSSS!He starts catwalking to the kitchenhe does a biiiig yawn and then suddenly perks up. Zoomies.he goes zooming towards the kitchen and clips through the wallHe comes back here and picks up Rosario. More pets for Rosario. Walking towards the kitchen with Trojan trailing behind himMeanwhile, from the roof
He jumps out of the roof, landing near RosarioHe sees Anton and picks him up too ANTON YOU TOO?He places both cats on his shoulders so he can pet them and walks into the house he wonders if they mentioned the kitchen because they're hungryPlaces him here too many walking and running emojis ALRIGHT OFF WE GO! TO SHOPPING!
Trojan remains behind, possibly here for more victims who come across her.
Chad leaves with CAT RosarioHe purrs. I can walk you know?
Off Screen shopping time.
He's heading to the area to go see Marigold. Don't mind him.He looks down.Under him.There's nothing.
4
4 4 4 4 4 4 4Goes into someone's world to be a threat to their native biodiversity.
His jaw drops. ???WWHH WHA T WH A T WHA T???
WHAT THE HECK??? YOU CAN USE YOUR [Smooth Taste of NEO] FORM AT WILL NOW??
AND WHY IS IT HOT??? IT WAS WAY MORE MONSTR OUS LAST TIME???Climbs up to his shoulderHe shudders. THAT S. PETRIFYING. GOD.He is enjoying the ride, despite the subject matter. It's fun being up high.
He reaches up and flicks the ahoge.
IT S COOL!!! :DCoughs
ALSO YOU R E REALLY BUFF NOW???? NEATheads inside
Trojan Jr is wandering around, seems she's pleased with catching a few MausShe's sitting there and notices the newcomer, almost instantly she takes a running start to jump at his faceCat meows in satisfactionHer victim count is 5 now, she's so proud of herselfTrashton walks out of the portal only to make a pog face. Oh my god it’s a catShe is here, and she will cause problems on purpose by immediately pressing herself against the new spamton 2He doesn’t know what’s going on so of course he’s gonna pet that cat!!!!
Victim Count 6
Poof. He has now become cat. How will he explain this to Marigold.JOE MAMAGoes in to chase him and bat at him.
That’s it. He pounces onto Esau. Bat bat bat bat bat bat. Watches them fight and goes to reach for his phone when he realizes he doesn't have one now. No wordle for today.
Gets over it and joins the brawl.Attacka you bites you bites you bites you
He bites them both, because he's silly like thatIts a free fur all...
CHOMPING AT YOU LIKE A CHAIN CHOMP.
you hear faint cackling from above that starts getting louder
he lands on the closest catDoes a little victory dance
BITING BITING AND BAPPINGbites them and bites them and bites themAttacking so violently
2 ON 2???Lunges at Joe.lunges at Esau and playfully baps and biteshe is going for Esau's fluffy fluffy tail NYAM NYAM NYAMtackles catssius heheheTeleports real quick and then comes back.VIOLENCE TIMEchomps on Joe's tail
BAPS ESAU BACKbites catssius’s tailFrozen is just kinda going wild and batting at nyall godblessgoes crazy goes stupid and goes after everynyan as wellHe’s going back to Marigold for now. He’s cute and adorable and that’s what him and Picotee need right now.
She is a cat that causes problems, she's been bringing dead maus corpses to the front doorstep. This is for her friends that she had transformed.
She is now running off He lands in the pool. Swimming time
he walks outside to enjoy some fresh void air because now his nose is completely plugged from being inside with so many cats ...I love cats...but why did it haveta be cats...SNIIIIIFFFGHHHhhhis swimming stillsplashes frozen with the waterHissing hissing hissingdoesn'tsplashes frozen when they're least expecting ithis eyes are watering it's so badCatches a good amount of the water in his yap.he picks up the Trojan cat and rubs it against his faceis lating on a pool float so cutelyPrances over to Saul because he wants to kill or something.
POOF he is becomed cat...his adorable little pink nose is still running 3he starts purring as Esmeow approaches... it's very raspy and loud I think I might be allergic to myself nowhe snorts very loud from the pool ugh yes drama\oooooo i can splash them againno i am going to push joe in the water.Attacka backhe whaps with his kitty paws Ehahahahahe prances over to the pool to look at his reflection...what he sees staring back is an old cat with a drippy nose and watery eyes... ...eugh
he prances over to the pool to look at his reflection...what he sees staring back is an old cat with a drippy nose and watery eyes... ...eugh
he starts purring so innocentlyCan i push himHe approaches.He runs in for the push, but slips. He falls in the water. It's so sad. He's yowling.He just lets himself float away from frozenhe jumps in ...OHhe's flailing around in the waterHe pushes another pool float towards themGrabs onto it for his dear life. GET ON PAWL!!!he tries to doggy paddle over but it's ineffective because he's a cathe grabs at the pool floatie with his claws and pops it by accident
he manages to get on the slowly deflating pool floatiethe pool floatie slowly starts tipping over as it sinks 4
3Presses F to pay respects 1
he runs out here DO CATS NEED [savers drug mart] STILL?
he starts frantically grooming himself
⬛he jumps into the pool and paddles over to sera, climbing into his lap
He pats Cassius’s head so cutelyFalls from the attic window straight into the poolBut like a cat version insteadhe finds it hard to sit still, cat instincts are too strong
he is immobilized in the purrito Oh...this is nice actuallyHe's trembling
[Meow] YOU FROZEN YOU'RE NEXThe is sitting so cutely and safely on sera's lapHe has the zoomiesTackles frozen tackles frozen tackles frozenhissing and pawinghe is licking sera's face with his sandpaper tonguehe rubs his face on sera's insteadpurring like a jet engine with a pigeon stuck in its turbinePaws frozen paws frozen paws frozenOoooo it's so comfy cozy he's purring so loud
no one is paying attention to him his cat instincts are going nutshe rolls out of the purrito i know theyre not good for cats but sera pulls out a high power waterproof laser lightpretend theyre good for kitty'she rubs against Esau I won't :3Into the void.Wiggles a bit and falls into the poolIs asleep 4 4
4FORGETS THIS MOMENT FORGETS THIS MOMENT FORGETS THIS MOMENTstill purring and rubbing Esau, making a circle around him...his claws dig into Esau's shoulder from nerveshe stretches and jumps off of sera, and out of the pool, clipping into the househis cat stomach growls ...Seeya, guys he hops off Esau's shoulder and into the housesera on the roombawiggles free and hops on the roomba♂️He lands so cutely on a pool float againPart of the way to his own door he jumps up, fist pumps does several victory poses, a cartwheel and then a victory screech before running back to his world.
I NEED TO TELL MY NONI AND FAMILY!♂️He's sitting on the bench ]
He sits on the void ground.His tail lashes lightly
THE PART WHERE YOU [Abandon] ME.He leans back on the bench, looking away
BUT PLEASE, DON'T STOP ON MY [Open account]He gets up, and heads to the house.He's sitting on the bench.Hes still in the poolHe hops from the bench and approaches the pool, rolls up his pants, takes his shoes off, and sits at the edge, dipping his legs in the water
HAVING FUN?
Lilies burst out of the front door, exploding all over the front of the houseHe nods with a flourish, as if asking him to keep going as well
He kicks some water at Sera
I'M GONNA SEE IF I CAN GET [Drilldown] TO HIM
AND IF I DON'T
. . .
WELL I [Figure] THAT'S PLAN CHe shrieks as hes splashed, kicking some water back at Skunk
I have faith in you, man. You’re like, a BFF, you know? Would be mad fucked up if I didn’t have faith in you.lol forgot I didn't answer 😔
YEAH, YEAH
GLAD TO HAVE YOUHe lays back on the pool float, eyes closed.He makes a non-committal chuckle in response, waving his leggies in the pool
Storming to the house
Grover watches him run ahead.
He is getting some mixed messages.
His head hurts. He is too tired for this.
He heads inside.
He is floating behind SebHE IS RUNNINF
From his window he is so cute and chasing SebHe starts yelling
Hey Seraaaaa~! Come out here please~?he starts scrambling up the side of the houseHe just floats up next to him Wowwwww you’re really good at climbing huh?he starts slapping on a windowHe opens his window️Unseen to Anton, a few.... ghosts. Lift Seb into the room, dropping him onto the bed.
How have youuuuu been~? He walks to his mini fridge
yogurt, yogurt pretzels, cheese sticks, apple, soda, grapes
he clips out onto the porch, sipping at his coffee
Oh hey there [rosemaster], if I knew you were out here I would have brought [tea service]Hes looking at the void, mumbling to himself
This place could use some storms.
He turns to Seb
How have you been holding up?he sits down next to rosario and smiles a bit Oh, you [knowing is half the battle] how it is around here. I'm sure [spencer you boy... precious boy...] caught you up to [speeding ticket] about [current events]He snorts
Hardly an issue. We're in a shared house. Shit happens.
I had to talk to that bastard anyways.he shrugs, sipping at his coffee again [it is what it is] and apparently [vintage shop] anton is doing [finetooth comb] and isnt [died] so I honestly can't ask for a [bettervlau] outcomeas if answering rosario, but a bit late, the wind seems to pick up a bit and the air smells like rainHe has a fond smile on his face then squints Or not who knowsHe looks up, feeling the elements. This is nice. he nods and sighs I never liked [the fools day] to begin with, if i'm being [hones-tea] with youslowly the rain starts to fall, staring out as just a few drops but developing into a full blown downpour. Hope the porch has an overhang.there is a radio on the porch. it starts to play.
He's watching it like thishe looks at the rain, fascinated I've never seen [raindrops keep falling on my head] before....he nods we didnt get real [raincheck] in my cyber city! just [simulations]He smirks
I've been...peppy honestly. Missing Spencer though. He is skimming on his garden duties so I have a lot to do by myself.he groans and drags his hand down his face has he been [complaints filed] about me to you? I'm so [sorry for the inconvenience] RosarioHe takes out his phone, showing a brief conversation starting with spencer saying 'I lived bitch'
Yeah. He's fine.
Well if you want to do it now
He gestures to the greenhouse he stands up and stretches his joints, they all make loud cracking and popping soundsHe leads them to the greenhouseHe's holding an umbrella that looks modest in design on the outer layer but there seems to be a cloud like design under it. He's walking towards the houseHe opens an umbrella it's still rainingHe gets under the umbrella with Neon, a little surprised by all the rain.
Since when does it rain in this place?He hums as he walks at a leisure pace, making sure Anton is fully covered by the umbrella. Under the umbrella are pictures of clouds on a blue sky
This place is a strange place after all.He looks at the decorations in the umbrella and smiles....heaven.He gives Anton a half hug squeeze as they walk
Positive thoughts. I think someone would have liked a little rain.
They're passing by the greenhouse
Do you like the umbrella design?Perking up at the sound of a familiar voice he looks towards Rosario
Rosario~ Bestie ❤️ What are you doing out in the rain?
He sort of navigates himself and anton over to the greenhouse overhang so he can hug him properlyHe gets up, smiling softly and Hugging Neon, nuzzling him. He's pretty short compared to neon so it's a bit funny
I'm just taking care of the Greenhouse is all. I don't have an umbrella and I'm enjoying the sight.Smiling he giggles just a bit and strokes his hair handing Anton the umbrella so he can hug Rosario with two arms
Oh a hard working man how very attractive ❤️
Smiling a bit mischievously
Enjoying yourself down there?He chuckles a bit. You know it, my dear. Even had a little musical today. I hope you've been doing well?Holding his face to give him a kiss on each cheek before going back to hold him in his chest
Especially since I get to see your handsome face~ Made my entire day I even have a little package for you ❤️
Though he makes no move to get it. He wants to enjoy the hug a little longerHe does reply the cheek kisses. Manners after all and gives him a fond smile
Oh you're always so considerate, always looking out to me. Thank you so much for thinking of me Neon.
He sounds jollier than the usualHe rubs noses very gently a habit he's picked up and then gives him another squeeze, before letting go to get him his package
We can always continue this later bestie~ I don't want to make our company too uncomfortable<3 Maybe next time I'll also teach you how to shoot a gun<3He lets go, nodding
Oh fun fact I actually do have a gun.He's watching this curiouslyWinking he steps away and takes out a different umbrella handing it to Rosario, on the outside it's pink in design, but the underside has pictures of roses
A gift, special ordered for my one and only handsome bestie<3
He steps back next to Anton and blows Rosario a kiss Bye cutie<3 Call me later ok? Or text me as usual ❤️
Giggling he's back with Anton
Sorry about that Anton I'm always so happy to see him<3 He's a very attractive man, I don't mean to make you uncomfortable He says this part loud enough for Rosario to hearHe takes this oddly well themed design and smiles thankfully
That is...so pretty. Thank you.
I'll text you later. :^]He's having human memory flashbacks but won't mention itIt's a little care package with seeds, plant themed bow ties, notebooks and a cassette? Hmm seems a little old and it has the word Spencer 1997
Oh but even so I should be a little more considerate Anton~
He starts walking with Anton towards the doors to their hangout day.He's so very moved by all of that, but specially to that cassette. He's going to treasure it. He opens his new umbrella and heads inside He follows neon happily, humming a soft tone. This will be a fun day A few hours passes by, where anton learned quite a bit regarding shooting and gunsHe's back here and he feels a little awkward about it but he walks in immediately heading for his destination♂️
He scratches at his head, looking down and kicking a void rock as they walk
MAYBE BUT I MIGHT'VE [Forgor ]He nods
OKAY.
He stays silent for a bit, and then turns his head to face Esau
DO YOU THINK [Cornflakes] IS SOUPThey've walked in an outwards spiral around the house for a couple of laps now. They're getting close to the dogwood tree.He picks up the pace and sits on the bench, and then pats the spot next to him, looking at Esau 1He looks down, at the roots of the tree. There, small stems shily peek their way from the void ground. Grass. He looks up at the tree's canopy.
WE COULD PUT A [Little tire] FOR THE [Little tyke] HERE
WE JUST NEED A [Wheel] AND ROPEHe looks down again, this time at the painted flowers decorating the bench. His smile turns into a grimace for a quick moment, but it leaves as soon as it comes.
TREES ARE GOOD COMPANY, I [Guess who] ] ALL OVER THE HOUSE?He flicks his chin to the roots of the tree, calling attention to the small, young patches of grass creeping from around the roots.He rests his hands on the back of his head, locking his fingers together
BUT WE COULD DO WITH SOME [Extra leaves] AROUND HERELights a cigarette and leans against the houseHe smiles and walks over. He is about to hug Esau, but he stops himself.
...
He takes his cigarette out of his mouth and stands on his toes, and makes like he is trying to lean up for a kiss.The lift warms his heart.
WHAT S GOING ON?He shakes his head, too.He hugs Esau tightly.He shakes his head to clear it, then looks up at Esau.
IT S OKAY, ESAU. REUBEN AND I ARE... I. WELL. I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO DESCRIBE WHAT REUBEN AND I ARE. HUH.
BUT. REST ASSURED HE WOULD BE [Compleatly] FINE WITH THIS. HE WOULD ENCOURAGE US! HE KNOWS I WAS INTERESTED IN YOU. I TOLD HIM.
He looks a little sheepish now.
I MEAN, I HAVEN T HAD THE CHANCE TO TELL HIM ABOUT... THIS, ABOUT US, YET, I V E BEEN MEANING TO CALL HIM...
...
...WELL, THERE S AN IDEA. WANNA CALL HIM TOGETHER?He pulls out his phone.He reaches out for Esau's hand.
I THINK THIS COUNTS AS AN [Emergen-C]He dials a number. It rings for scarcely a second before there is yelling on the other end.
The sound of a car engine revving can be heard in the background.
Meet me at the rendezvous pointe!! I-He clears his throat.
I... I HAVE, I MAY HAVE...A loud Gasp from the receiver.
Oh! Oh, oh, Oh~ Congratulations, dear Esau~ Grover iseth a good kisser, No~?Chokes on air for a momentHe laughs heartily.
Thou's taste is immaculate! Finally, a worthy admirer! Even Grover here took some warming up to mine dialect!
Esau, I look forward to meeting thee. Take care of Grover. Mayst I speak to him for a moment?Grover moves the phone back to his face.
EHA, YEAH, THAT S THE NEWS. SORRY TO WAKE YOU.
He yawns flamboyantly and resonant. It sounds like he is singing opera.He hangs up.Kisses back with a big smile
he is out here now, sitting by himself on the porch and trilling happily to himself. It is nice to relax!he does not think about how his remaining time is finite, it would be a waste of time considering it is inevitable! Might as well enjoy what time he does have left in good spirits.
Nitsua comes out to the porch and sits next to Suissac. he pulls Nitsua close and starts to preen his hair, trilling happily thank you for coming to join me out here! Your company is very pleasant!Nitsua shows a warm smile. Letting Suissac do as he pleases. You delight me, friend. No hissing and yelling... It's nice to be here with you...
So! Do you enjoy the outdoors?♂️He sits down on the edge of the pool, letting his legs soak for a bit before he goes inSage touches the water with one hand, and squeaks in approval. Good water soup.He watches them with curiositySage does exactly that. Their fluff makes it easy for them to float, and they chirp happily.he so gently lands in the poolSage squeaks and starts padding around the pool, floating on water comfortably, slightly splashing around.Happy bird child moments. Aw yes sweet waterThey consider taking a sip. But no means no, for now... They squeak affirmatively.He takes the time to fully jump into the pool and float back to the topSage squeaks loudly, tweeting happily and holding onto Esau's hair.He climbs into a pool float, relaxingHe sinks down until only his nose and the top half of his head are out of the water and stares at Sera️️]
He approaches menacinglyHe disappears underwater...And tries to push Sera off the float from underneathHe’s cut off as Skunkton successfully pushes him off and into the waterHe emerges, gasping for air, and holds himself on the float like it's a titanic door
HEAHEAHEAHEHe eventually emerges again, hair hanging in front of his face like Sadako
Skunkton.He pushes his hair back
By god we will be putting you in that retirement homeHis hair is also clinging to him, and lacking the volume of dryness it does look quite long.He fumbles around and takes a hair tie from his trunks' pocket, tying his wet mop back in a dainty little ponytailHe fishes around and gets another one. It looks a bit more beat-up and stretched, but it's what he has. He hands it to Sera wordlessly
Black Ice walks past Nitsua and into the house.he has just been sitting on the porch and watching the fun pool times he gives Suissac and Nitsua a little wavehe waves back enthusiastically!!!He takes a little leap and sits back up on the edge of the poolHe eyes Skunkton as he crawls back up😈]Sage is sprawled out comfortably on his hair, purring, still dripping wet however.he goes back to watching!He stands up outside the pool and stretches his arms up
I'M GONNA GO [Inside and out] NOW 3he gets up and does some light stretchesThey go and stand before Suissac and Nitsua. Apologies for the sudden rush, but reversion must be done as soon as possible. I may not get another chance to do it. And you, They snap their head to Nitsua, are needed inside.he can feel the anxiety rolling off inver and chirps a bit what is wrong, inver my friend?he gently holds Nitsua's shoulderhe looks worried Is someone mad that you inverted me? I apologize if thats the case! I never wanted to get you into trouble, Inver my friend he thinks for a moment and then perks up, clapping his paws together Inver I have an idea! Is Black Ice here currently?he gently grabs Inver and Nitsua's hands Brace yourselves, okay? This might be disorienting!it takes a moment but soon all three quickly all blink out of sightBlack Ice notices that the inverted ones and Inver are not here. Not by the pool, not in the void... Oh they're pissed. Inver wouldn't possibly go back to the mansion, so just where are they???They take a moment to collect themself. Do you have any ideas where would go then? I have business with them.They take their leave and go back into the house. Oooh he's fuming so much but being so so so brave about it. 4Still floating in the pool
ohhhhh they’re so not normal god bless
He's in here, holding a box under his arm. He glances into the living room from the window. No thank you.
Taking Suissac's words to heart, Nitsua comes to the swing bench to try and relax. They're listening to the top 1990's Country rock playlist.If only he could earn their trust ... Oh! Right! He could get to pruning the tree!
He grabs his tools and gets to work cutting. 3He even pulls out a ladder. This tree is going to look so pretty!Nitsua is whistling away while working.Flying fucking FAST LIKE THE WINDE WITH SP EED
NITSUA STOP!!! STOP!!He is still cutting the tree's ends.They snip another end off. It'll grow back!He winces. it hurts so so so bad, he can barely speak.
Listen you weren’t here and I know you’re tryin’ to be so nice and I really appreciate that but that tree. Is very, very connected to me physically if you catch my drift.
he can’t fly anymore, he lets himself fall to the ground
They still do as they're told and hop down the ladder. ? 2They look back at the tree, and then to Sera. Are.. you okay now?He sits up on his knees... and then he sees it. Of every possible thing that could fuck that coding up... the fear of potential death is what did it. Man. He’s gotta fix this, he’s not ready for them to know yet.
He can’t help but stare. It still makes him feel just as horrid.
2He’s making quick work of the code, fixing it as quick as he can so this stuff stays where it should be: hidden and out of sight.Nitsua looks around awkwardly. So you're... Full of viruses?`He’s finished. Actually, thank fuck this happened when he could fix it.
Please. I’m begging you. I’m telling them soon, but I’m not ready yet. Don’t say a word about this, to anyone.They tilt their head in confusion.
We should get you inside I think...They extend a hand to help him up.He takes it
.
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Thanks. we get a new spam in the house?They pause for a second. I am glad I am me, Nitsua right now. I feel like if I were Austin... I would start a fight! Now let's go, okay? We can introduce ourselves later. 2 1 1 1
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Sage yawns and opens their eyes, stretching and squeaking. What a moment to wake up!Sage squeaks, smiling at him and wagging their little tail.Sage babbles for a moment, struggling, and smiles brightly.
Pa...Pa...Papa! 3 3Sage says the world repeatedly, extending their arms up to him.
Sage looks at him in awe, holding onto his hands and squeaking. They absolutely love this, whatever it is.Sage squeaks loudly, excitedly bouncing on his hand, looking up at him in awe.Sage tweets, rubbing their noses together the best he could, examinating it in the process. This is such a big monster... They almost couldn't believe their eyes.Sage tweets, showing their teeth in a big grin, licking his face repeatedly in form of affection.Sage squeaks, lifting their hands up and squeezing their eyes, so the incoming wind won't get in. This was so, so cool!Sage squeaked, looking down to the ground in awe, generally enjoying the flight.Sage tweets, hugging one of his fingers to the best of their abilities, purring.Sage falls with a loud tweet, laughing. Oh this was so fun!Sage purrs loudly, licking his cheek in response, hugging him comfortably.They tweet affirmatively, yawning and nuzzling up to him comfortably.He walks in wide, accelerated strides around the yard. He needs to move. Why did Frozen build so many things out here?
Everywhere he looks, there's a reminder.He threw a punch on the wall of the shed, got splinters lodged in his knuckle joints, and sat down at the bench to nurse them and get them out. 1 1 1 Okay he is less pissed this time and doesn't know Inver got fucking VOIDED. He notes the Spamton sitting out here. Enjoying yourself?He was almost fallen asleep, but wakes up when he's spoken to
HUH?They look at the house proper. Perhaps I should leave you to your... whatever you are doing. 3They may have been holed up somewhere in there, then. Well you may want to get a mop, it could get messy in there.
They make their way to the door. It's going to be tame at first. Nice even. After that though, some ice may be needed to jog someone's memory.He just lays back down on the bench. After this, we are never coming back here. Do I make myself clear?
Inver nods, but stays quiet. 3He's awake.Sleeping outside all night under the void breeze had him wake up with a bit of a cough. He clears his throat a little bit, looking at the dogwood tree.Time to get some breakfast.♂️ 7He had been outside with a gift when he got the text. With concern he immediately runs inside and up the stairs.He's out here and starts getting the motorcycles ready. It's hard to not look a certain way when you're doing that in a leotard, fishnets and platform shoes but he's doing his bestHe's on his bike. No need to change he's fine like this.He is sat so cutely on his motorcycleHe rushes after him.Looks like he can. What a relief. Are you enjoying it?He grins, hopping into the pool as well.is he even there?He twitches slightly. Someone made the joke, he can feel it.He snaps out of it, laughing and splashing water back at Sage.He grins, following after Esau.
He pulls out his new toolbox and starts doing that shit god bless.
He trots away from Frozen, looking at him
He's here now 81 (1 - 100)
his teeth suddenly become realistic and he lounges after one of them. pick your poisonTHROWS 17 (1 - 100)Surprise me Okay so they did throw Sebastian. I don’t know if this is a bit or if I should genuinely intervene
He's running up to catch Seb but he ends up bonking heads with him. It softens his landing, but Skunk is now possumed Okay so Skunkton has 100% diedseb bounces off skunkton's head with such force he ends up landing on top of the greenhouseHe just clamps on his leg and stays there OK so now I’m sat on top of the greenhousePicks up Anton
69 (1 - 100) Wanna gossip ?Throws him up the greenhouse 17 (1 - 100)He gets voided Sure what's the latestUh
He falls from the void By god I lost my boy again Never mind hes old nowHe move’s Seb onto his lap I'm definitely following this conversation We need one of those market loudspeaker things every time someone gets lost so we can just make an announcement over the voidhe stands up and waves down at himHe waves both his little arms SURE THROW MEHe picks him up and aims at Seb 95 (1 - 100) Ok theyre throwing old Anton at Seb nowPerfect aim. Hits seb Skunkton is still dead Anton has hit Seb perfectly, now I’m down one boyfriend, and one nephew. And let's hope he stays that way
Sorry about the family though You know what it’s just about day~
They’ll wake up~ or else️He starts laughing ROASTEDIs like 3 to 4 ft as well
hes back to sitting on sera. He is 9 inches tall when sitting. 1He rolls to lay belly up and slowly sits up
UUUUH
[[Whahappen]]?Hes got an arm wrapped around Seb
Okay now Anton and Frozen are fighting!
Oh Seb did you wanna say hi? Greedton’s recovering from having a bunch of people up in his guts Thank you — tell him I said thank you
Smiling so smugly with the void arm He stands up to get closer to everyone else<--- has mitten hands right now and no middle fingers 4 3
at frozen
️]He gets up, stretching
WELL. SEE YAhe rushes over and squeezes Anton's fucking leg MISS YOU ALREADYHe gives him a little hug before letting go and walking to a safe distanceHe walks insideHe makes a small hole on the ground, and jumps in itPretend he gave Old Anton a lil kiss on the headBefore he left dry yawl I’m at work 4He falls down
2He gets down
Greedton should I come by now?made his way into the common area somehow and is getting tormented by fuckers. save him.He picks Anton up, to carry him inside You better come
Also I'm sending you this phone bill
He runs back and forth grabbing clothing, not really waiting for Playerton.
He runs in, then back out with a whole-ass table????? where did he find that??? oh well, into the fire it goes.He does just that, now with a big bucket of fuel, and hands it to Playerton.And if all goes well, he will burn himself too.He steps way back.He's pouring it! Oh boy!He's still pouring. This is very dangerous!He is chucking them with full force and kinda looks scary right now.He pulls it out. By god there it is, 420 kromer.They're making out right in front of this big ass fire huh goddamn 36 (1 - 100)He is not good at making out.He throws his shirt into the fire.He does a salute. This one's for the boys. And he steps in like the absolute fucking mad lad he is. 2Meanwhile the SOUL is just dodging the flames lol just get good PlayertonHe hands Skunkton the bag of marshmallows, a bar of chocolate, and the graham crackers.He starts fixing a s'more on a random fallen stick he found next to the dogwood tree
JOKES!
ANYWAY,He tries to leave the fire.He throws his weird glasses into the fire, aiming them at playerton.He does the best approximation of blowing on the smore to cool it off before eating it
Angry on fire noises.He immediately turns to Frozen
NO BUT [For realsies] 420 IS TOO MUCHHe's waddling over to the house.
4He didn't make it to the house in time. And now he's being sprayed with a hose. 1 1 1 1 1 1
He sets up a smore for Frozen
YOUR [Kiss kiss] IS WORTH AT THE VERY [Highest bidder] LIKE 40 DOLLARSHe gets on all fours and shakes a like a dog to dry himself off.He's wet and miserable. He came out here to have a good time and all he got was shitty makeouts and fire. 3♂️He migh as well follow. 3 4
This ice rink building shit is going to be so efficient with this void tit thing.
Wait new shirt and and idk he is singing while he works like a loser lol 3
she is attached to frozen's fucking face, she's not attacking him but she is not letting goLeaned back on the wall I THINK SHE [Fondness] YOU, FROSTYafter being a menace for a decent amount of time she detaches herself and hops onto skunkton's shoulder
He gently pulls at the possum's tail, playfully, and pets her little head
WANNA [Climb up] A TREE, GIRL? SEE IF THERE'S ANY [Pipis] UP THERE?she nods and kneads at skunkton's shoulderhe puts Sage piggyback and followslooking with utmost respectSage roars loudly, baring their teeth. Yessss!!
NEO! NEO!Sage squeals in excitement, roaring.
NEO! PAPA! UP! UP!she jumps on frozen again and hisses, but is also just being soooo cuddly on himhe excitedly hops upMafa was walking home teehee
He grabs both Frozen and Kromer on top of him and walks up to the dogwood treehe holds on Let’s goooo!she makes herself comfortable on frozen's headHe lifts Frozen up next to the tree's trunk
WANT SOME [Enrichment], KR0MER?she looks at skunkton like "oh im getting plenty enrichment right now pal"He delicately places Frozen down on the bench and sits back on the swinghe’s holding Saga tightSage laughs loudly, roaring into the air, raising their hands up in the air.Frozen gets up.He walks over to the pool.she is curled up so cutely on frozen's headHe is simply vibing.He pulls over a large floaty.He gently grabs Kromer and sets her on the floaty. I KNOW YOU CAN SWIM MOTHER FUCKER. JUST. RELAX AND STAY AWAY FROM ME :^]his hair is so messy now but he’s laughingHe's sitting by the pool keeping an eye on Kromerhe looks away, blushing Uhhhhin the meantime he plays with Sage, tossing them in the air and then catching themSage laughs, sticking their tongue out.
Up! Up!he tosses them waaaay upSage laughs happily, roaring loudly.he catches them safely Ehaha! I bet you’re gunna fly just like your papa one day!Sage purrs. They absolutely love all the attention.He's back out here and in the hot tub Kromer won't get him here. Right?️ ️]He grabs Kromer like a burger from the floatie, lets her scuttle around him and settle where she'd like to perch and then trots towards Frozenhe smiles
] LIKE
TWO DAYS AGOhe punches backSage tweets happily, extending their arms to him.
Papa!They purr loudly, kissing his cheek and kneading his chest.
Love, papa!he beamsSage smiles, giving him a gentle bite on one of his fingers. Very gentle and affectionate.Sage tweets in agreement. Being illegally cute? This they can handle.They immediately make the most adorable face they can. Illegalhe pats his shoulder You’re a criminal at largeWhy stop on cute crimes? Sage grins with all their teeth.
They want murder.Sage lets out an "aww" sound, pouring. But murder...Frozen steps out of the hot tub and gets dressed. SO. UH. MIGHT HIT YOU UP FOR ANOTHER LESSON TONIGHT> I GUESS. IF YOU"RE FREE.He walks inside with Kromer resting on his shoulders like a scarf'Wow this guy is eager.'
He pulls a towel out and give his hair a quick dry before heading inside.This bitch has left the chamber lolTechnically speaking it has been like 2 days lol he is back.doin a little dance
He hasn’t noticed him there yet, he’s humming to himself…it’s Dancing Queenhe’s doing all the daddest dance moves, he’s shimmying, he’s swaying, oh man he’s going for the finger point 3He finally hears Esau and turns, staring like a deer in headlights before he blushes Oh. Hiya. Ehaha…he scratches his chin but ah, thanks!He raises an eyebrow What kinda dance is that?hamster wheel is slowly turninghamster wheel…gaining velocity…hampter…speed…speedeninghis fave is SO red
J gets out of the house. It was a great long sleep. His hand was in a bowl of water for some reason. Oh well. He was carrying that bowl with him, having heated up the water and brewed tea in it. Sad to see it go to waste.
Hey dad, hey Esau!J snorts in laughter.
It was water before, I just made tea when I woke up, haha.J was about to answer, but noticed the head rattling, tilting his head.J bolted towards it, catching it in his hands.
I GOT IT!!He breathed out, the box now safe in his hands.
Okay, okay, I got it...
Woah, this looks awesome. It must be very expensive...
He brushed his fingers across the latch, opening the box to get the key out.He brought the finger to his mouth, licking the small injury. 2J looked slightly confused, listening to the conversation.J lifted his eyebrows in surprise. Then who sent it?he also looks confused 3 2 2 2 2 2J sighs.
Okay, but I warned you!
J was half tempted to interfere. Just couldn't work up the confidenceJ shivered. He felt... Weird. As if he heard someone speak. For some reason, he really, really wanted to do what the voice told him.
N-now, now, let's not put curses on eachother. This must have been a mistake.There it is again. The voice. It was like music to his ears. He wants to listen to it forever.
"Who... Who is this?" 1
1 1J's body begins moving involuntary, twisting him into shapes he has never even seen in his life. All through this his expression is mortified.His world is pain. This is terrible, everything is already sore because of how hard of a dance it made him perform.
Why me... Oh god...
He barely manages to wheeze out, already out of breath.Aaaaand he’s dancin! Spinning and moonwalking Hey cool! I couldn’t ever figure this out before.J fell on the floor, panting with exhaustion, sweat trickling down his face.he grins and waggles his eyebrowsThere the voice is again. It's already better.
"Who- who does he think he is, doing this shit? To me?! "J stood up, taking a deep breath and brushing a hand across his face, smiling at Saul with his usual kind, bright smile.
Y-yeah! Just a little exhausted.
"He needs to learn some manners."he gives J a concerned looks…but doesn’t pressWhat a weird thing to say. The voice is amazing. It wishes the best for him. He can listen to it for hours. 3J can't help but smile, chuckling lightly under his breath. Oh, this is so fun~
He feels a bit unsure. This is Esau we're talking about. He's... Not a weakling, right? Right?J's memory serves him right, providing a memory of Esau of big shot days.
Rude. Uncaring. Offensive.
The voice is right. It tells him the truth and he listens.
"...You are right. I am sorry for doubting you." 1He lets his thoughts drift off, enchanted by the voice. Was it his father? It must be. 2 4 2Without hesitation he clicks on the "YES". It is not a question. It is an order. 3
J can't help but shiver. It felt so... Good. Warm. Welcoming.
He's home. He's whole now. No need to resist.
"Hello, f...father."I sure do love my son he’s such a good boyJ turned his camera, letting his sight fill with lights.
"And now?"turned offJ shivered lightly. The sensation wasn't unpleasant, just a little... Weird. Unusual.
"I... I do believe one of them was accustomed with me..."He blushes lightly. How could the name have slipped his mind? Was this someone important? He couldn't piece together the thoughts.
"This... Must be him."His memory was getting a little fuzzy. 3 4
2 2he beams at himJ smiles and waves, leaving into the house. Bed time.
He gets right up to them, as if they could be human meat shields. 3he wraps an arm around frozen because he’s his friendhe lifts Frozen Goldie, I thought we were friends!He holds frozen up and away from Marigold’s reach…or tries to, he smolHe gets that dopey look of his Oh hiya sunshine~ ehahaha, I got a snack for ya! An Icee pop just for you! he holds Frozen out to Marigold 3 3He pulls something from his hand void.It's a flash grenade.It immediately goes off. Frozen forgot it would affect him too.Peeks out from the window Honeeeyyy is everything going OK 7he rubs his eyes then goes wobbling towards Marigold Hold meeeeeHe is climbing out the window.He pulls out his phone and checks how the Blaseball matches are going.He resists the urge to insult the Toronto Maple Leafshe makes a beeline for Marigold and tackles him in a hug Hiiiiii~From the kitchen window
HEY GUYS HOWSIT [Goner]? ?he sniffsHe is going to kiss Marigold on the cheek. Hee hoo.
They are in love your honorwheels are turning, stuff is wearing off …oh yeah!He takes the jersey off and does some impressive movements to get down the house.Makes a popup that has a very distorted, bitcrushed and artifacted 10
not blushing at all Ehaha! Yeah…stands like he just did a gymnastics trick
he is perched on the porch sipping a caprisun
3he cackles and glitches out a bit for emphasishe is eating so fucking good right now. he slurps loudly from the caprisunhe smiles so sweetly 1️
he hugs him 2he gently rubs his backHe smiles
He's outdoors now and staring at the void
Woah.He seems to be deep in thought and pacing around. Which means, he starts crawling up the wall of the house to give a good look outside. 
He steps away from the greenhouse and looks down at the ground, bending down just a bit to touch it and finds it's void grass. He stands up and looks at the sky
...There aren't any stars here.He spots the person outside...would this be also a "spamton"? He thinks for a bit before jumping from the roof near Corryn
HELLO!!!He turns his head from the sky in Noah's direction and gives a polite wave
Oh Hello there! Are you a new ...visitor? Although I suppose I'm a visitor as well.He's laughing, somehow
I like Santiago! It's nice on the tongue! A saint name, perhaps you're also a saint yourself being a well adjusted person?
He listens intently, nodding a bit. This does make him a bit relieved
I see... a title! Then this is more like a funny multiverse than the same guy, am I correct?He pauses trying to word this nicely
If you would like I can walk with you. Though I do need to let my prior company know or perhaps if you don't mind if he could walk with us.He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a business card for Noah.
Well it was a pleasure meeting you Noah. I do hope we meet again some day. If you ever do visit my world or are inclined to do so, feel free to drop by that address.
He points at the house You can find the door to my world on the second floor. Ah ...only if you do come back here.
Do take care.He takes the business card, and proceeds to eat it in front of Corryn, giving a very wide and sweet grin . He will process the information in it. He takes out a small txt "card", smiling and handing it to Corryn
Same to you Santiago! I wish you well in the future!
I will make sure to take on that offer when we're in a better situation!
You too.
He smiles as he climbs the wall again, peering in through the windowsHe takes the little card and watches him go, for a moment he's staring at it, something flickers across its surface as if something short circuited
...?He slow blinks
Huh. Usually that doesn't happen.The card expells a confetti hologram and a children cheering sound effect, and a message shows up
If you're reading this, You're clever! I like you already! Let's be friends in the future!
- Noah Simmons 2Looking at it he laughs just a bit and tucks the card away then turns and heads back into the greenhouseHe's sitting on the rooftop and thinking to himself How did that spyware fail...?Well, no matter. He gets up and decides to head inside the house to look for Sylvester. He's still a bit worriedJ walks outside and sits on the bench, observing the lights in the house. He knew where everyone was.
he stands outside on the porch for a good long moment, silenthe hisses and takes off a glove revealing a dark black gradient that terminates at his hands, which are surrounded by a red glow. there is a chain motif curled around his forearm.
6 6he swiftly punches a wall and watches as glitching corruption spreads out from the point of impact about 2 feet from the center, casting the wall to spike and glitch.he exhales, and slips the glove back on, and takes a seat at the edge of the deck.he takes out his blackberry and shoots Noah a quick text.
>Went outside to the deck to get some fresh air if you wonder where I am. This place is making me Antsy; I don't like the feeling.he hasn't indulged in the habit in a while, but he manifests a cigarette from his inventory and lights up, taking a long, steadying drag. He deserves this. 4he gets up after a while and decides to walk around the house and scope out the area. He isn't quite ready to go back inside yet.After going through all the vents in the house, he pops out of a hole on the side of the wall and falls here againHe gets the message on his phone and so cutely starts climbing the wall to the attic Yeeeeeeey <3 a friend!
Hot tub time. Also sulking because he's back to one arm and can't work on shit time. 4He walked past the people in the living room and is now here, nursing his coffee. He looks much better nowHe sinks further into the water. Actually the whole invisible thing sounds great right now. His eyes drift to the unfinished rink. Maybe Fiore will have to take it from here.He begins to answer when he is met with a mouth full of water. Embarrassing. He hangs his head over the side and lets the water pour out of his mouth.
YEA.He takes a last gulp of his coffee, sets the mug on the deck, does the two frame pats off gif (you know the one) revealing swimming trunks and then gets in
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He winks
]He lets himself sink into the water, and bob back up face down, like a dead person.He watches Frozen do that, and simply gets comfortable, sinking a little bit into the water and letting his arms hang around the border, tilting his head backOh shit this is kinda comfy. He is falling asleep.He bites at Skunkton.He smiles impishly
[Payback]! !
He lunges forward to bite FrozenBiting you biting you biting youBite snarl hissma there's two old men biting each other in the hot tub wtfThey find it enriching sweetieFrozen eventually gives in. Without his other arm, tussling isn't easy.
FINE FINE. YOU HAVE THE BETTER [chain chomp]!!!!He gnashes at the air a last time as a victory gesture and releases Frozen, sitting back downHe floats back to his corner and tries to amuse himself in other ways, like messing with his own hair.Hot tub warm and comfy :)Frozen is also vibing but he's on his phone now. Wow... they are 5 feet apart. GOTCHA
3
Frozen is out here with the weed whacker. He's clearing the house of any void grass. It's loud as fuck. Why is he doing this.Shit, there's nothing to do out here is there. He looks around for a bit, and then starts collecting the shreds of void grass from the pool with the pool cleaner.He is now apparently distracted by some very interesting pebbles on the path that leads to the tree
1 1pebelHe fell asleep. 3
♂️He walks just a few steps more towards the doors, but stops and looks back at the house. ...And If I ever wanted to come back? I don't really need to, but you never know.He nods. Got it. Thank you.
Perhaps we'll see each other again, if we do, I owe you one! He re-adjusts the tinyton in his arms, does a little spin to wave at Austin and walks into a door. He's gone.He laughs. He lets it all out. Sylvester is a little fanboy. Wow.
On his way back, he notices some roadkill. He nudges the body with his foot. It's Skunkton. Well he isn't strong enough to carry him back that's for sure. Especially with one arm.Well... guess he'll have to leave him there. Sad!
He puts a piece of paper that says 'Kick Me' on Skunkton's back and then returns to the kitchen from the window. 3
After J got changed, he walked out onto the front porch... Looking at Esau, surprised.
Oh! Hello, Esau. What happened to your hand?He furrowed his brows.
Sylvester... I remember him. I won't. I'm sorry that this happened to you...He laughs quietly.
I'm so glad you love eachother!He walked back inside.Some time has passed and he appears from one of the doors walking in a bit of a drifty manner. He notices the house has new additions. Particularly a pool and walks towards it like he's gravitating towards it.
Oh look a poool~
Without changing or taking off any of his clothes including the doctor's coat he walks right in and just floats there like a dead body. 6 4 3 4 4 4 4
He seems a little haunted, not used to this nonsense but immediately snaps out of it when he sees a dead blue addison????they take off their shirt and dive in the pool to try to help 
They emerge out holding des and standing up in the pool in the shallow end. Being over 6'4 has its perks. Holding the addison he speaks
ARE YOU ALRIGHT????He is flopping around completely relaxed almost liquid even. It probably feels like he's holding a jellyfish
Are you Audi~? Hello Audi~ you're my herooooo~ 1
1He feels a bit left out, so what else is there to do? He jumps in the pool with both of them, clothes and all HEREEEEY DES~A doofy smile as they reach up arms wavy and pat Audiego's face gently.
Patpatpat
Seeing as Anton has entered the water he looks in his direction and reaches over.
Anan~ my friend~ my hero! There you areeeeee hiiii heyyyyy how have you been?~his face seems to be red from all the overworking his system is doingHe lazily rolls out of Audiego's hold back into the water, sort of belly flopping in and then literally drifts towards Anton to reach up as much as he can in an attempt to pat his face. Suffice to say he is too short to reach so it looks like his arms are noodling
Anan~ could you lean down for a quick check pleasies and thankies~They watch these two in amusement, but theyre in their element...they start midlessly drifting now that the doctor is in. He leans down to let himself be patted, wrapping his arms around Des for a hug
(; ω ; )ヾ(´∀`* )He compliments him while patting his face, a light glow appears from his hands that exude a cooling effect. It appears a couple of screens are appearing.
Anan is working hard~ Anan deserves lots of pats for his work~All these compliments make him feel so very good and so very fuzzy. The tender loving care really does wonders!!! He giggles and brings a finger to Des' face while patting them gently.
You are my friend! You're a talented doctor Des! ILOVEYOU!!
He continues to pats his face and gives it a little squish. The screens are gone now.
Ohhhh~ Seems you have another addition to your features~ who gifted you wannacry? Awwweee it seems your body is trying to reverse engineer it here let me help~
Another screen appears it appears to say modified Ghidra for a second. He types in a few lines which opens up more windows. The words access granted appear and several blue and pink pixels are appearing along those windows.
Anan let's relax a little while the program runs for a second~He whines a little, starting to float in the pool as well.
A new friend I met! He tried to give me a pipis and I thought I was fine!!!
What is my body going to do Des?He also floats though on his back this time. He sort of bumps into Audiego while he's at it.
It won't get rid of it but it'll trickle it in so it can integrate properly~ Your body wants to keep the virus but there's too much Anan~ Like eating a mountain of sweets too fast and getting a tummy ache.
That's why you have a fever and feel sick~He looks at Des when he's bumped on, laughing so very softly. He seems to be faling asleep
I'm much less worried now. 
He's outside now, and spotz people in the pool. He waddles over curious, examining the scene He reaches up with one arm and pulls down a wet sleeve revealing the internal coloration of active viruses along his somewhat transparent skin.
Your body, and you sympathize with viruses. They're codes looking for homes with functions that make that difficult.He zones out trying to find a word for itHe stands at the edge of the pool, tail swishing curiously
he looks around for Esau and sera him under the tree…he goes to his side and sits with himHe squints a bit. For some reason, Noah feels full of his code and he doesn't like the feeling of thatHe sees the new face and smiles patting his tummy, he's floating a little closer to where Noah is. Oh a new friend~ new friend!~ Why don't you rest here~?
Hmmmm I think it depends? Viruses dont all work the same after all~ I've had a lot of viruses integrated into my body you can see if you'd like~He slumps down dramatically.He jumps to Des, not needing any convincingThey're floating and drifting, Des gives Noah's head a little patpat.
Noah is a soft fluffy boy~ Noah's a funny boy~
Oh! I redirect and adjust their features a little bit, turns out some viruses do share quite a few functions , others are able to work alongside them and there's the first ones I have that trim parts if it overflows. It's very interesting!This is getting too weird for him. He decides to flip himself and float like a corpse. He quickly falls asleep like thatHe shows Noah his exposed arm and let's some of the viruses show, it's an interesting mesh of color a bit like a fucked up prism effect but with pixels.
Neon and I experimented a lot~ we wanted to make a nicer world and all~ wouldn't it be nicer if everyone could Coexist?He looks at it, smiling softly and patting his arm with a paw. His teeth vanish from his face, and two eyes are in place of it instead
I think its a bit impossible given our nature and why we're created to begin with ~ people code viruses with malicious intent. Its why we're called that. Sure you can convert us for the betterment of a system buuut some asshole will always try to exploitHe's gently patting Noah and doing a quick check up
You also said you had tummy troubles so I wanted to do a little check up~
Anyways~ isn't it something the virus should decide for themselves? If they are programs like an addison is a program, thennnnn~ isn't it right that they get a choice to deviate ?He faces tummy up for Des to inspect him, his face only really having the emote XD in neon letters covering him
I think we have a worldly difference here! addisons don't get the choice to deviate either. Neither do Yes men! We're simply supposed to be what we were made for.
It doesn't mean i don't agree. I'm a deviant myself~After giving him a check up he smiles and gently rubs his tummy, his hands glow a little, some code appears. Well there are always going to be bad people, virus or not right?~ There's also plenty of good people and there are doctors like me~
He continues to massage mini Noah's tummy.
My world used to be like that~ But my friends said we're going to become famous and powerful and change things~ like a fairytale, a happily ever after.
Isn't it amazing Noah? The world is changing and it can often go in good directions because there are so many people who believe in happy endings~ they believe in it so much that they'll try to make things happen~
Maybe one day your world will turn out that way.ohhh thats the stuff. He melts into the massage and purrs. Hes definitely feeling lighter now
Really? Who are your friends if I may ask and...do you have associations with a spamton? I don't know if every visitor has it, I surely don't but it seems most likely than not! Things also seem to be calming down for him, and he seems to shrink a bit in size.Continuing the tummy rub massage he seems to be getting sleepy still aimlessly floating around
Well there's Neon, Itzy, Ama and Spenzy. Spenzy is the Spamton, I think he's taking a vacation somewhere~ (* >7>)He seems to take in all this information and nods a bit. Sensing the sleepy, he wants to get out
I see I see. They all seem like good people then ! I'm so happy for you Des.He also seems to be falling asleep and Noah remembers addisons are really weirdOh he is sleeping now, he is floating, sleeping and nowhere near the edge of the pool.He's coming through the door since he heard Des went here by themselves. He's hanging back a bit to observe a little.He's trying to wiggle himself out but flops dramatically as he's still tiny
Oh woe is me, whatever shall I do!Coming closer seeing as all the addisons are asleep he crouches down at the pool edge and laughs a bit
Heehee~ Looks like you're in quite a pickle sweetums~ Need a handsome and brave man to save a cutie like you?~he raises his stubby arms and waves for himGiving Noah a wink, he unbuttons 1 button on his shirt and just dramatically runs into the pool. He eventually reaches them and simply picks up Des and Noah before walking out
So how would you rate me? Because I'd appreciate a 5 star rating dear~
He laughs and pops off his grasp thank you hot shot. What's your name so I know what to say when I need help?He pulls one out and hands it to Noah.
Contact me anytime if you need help or you want a little company~ Bring a handsome man if you can, makes the drinks a lot more enjoyable~He jumps up, snatching the card and swallowing it. He definitely will process the information later. Thank you dear! I'll bring myself as I fit the bill!He winks back and then looks at the other two in the pool, going back in to pick Anton and Audiego up to pull them out of the pool right next to DesHe starts scampering away back inside, but definitely has the urge to contact him later.
Well that's one less person to carry, casually picking up Anton and Des.
I'm guessing you're Anton's friend? Seems you're as cute as he is. Cute as a button~He groggily gets up, smiling softly
NeonHe's smirking as he laughs Ok good to know that the drinks haven't affected your memory of last night~He hums and starts leading the way to the house.
Let's dry and drop these two off at the room and then go shopping. Pass the time and all. Maybe get something cute for you to wear~ ❤️He follows him, nodding a bit
I do have to say I'm curious about how 2022 fashion is like! I don't know a lot about the future!He says as they reach the door, he's still carrying Des and Anton in his armsHe places Austin in the pool face down and gets out a recorder
https://youtu.be/G44xTr8D_bw
He gently settles Sylvester (hydrophobic outfit) in the water, letting him float. God.He just watches Sylvester and Frozen float face down in the water like dead bodies. He continues to play the recorderHe is floating there, drifting about.He wakes up, and goes to say something when his mouth is filled with water.In a panic, he holds his hand out to grab something, or be grabbed.
he is just floating blearilyBEN DROWNEDYippee sfxhe hears drowning SFX and sighshe flips over and reaches down, yanking Austin above waterHe's crouching near the edge of the pool
Oh he won't [You have died]. If I wanted him [dead or alive] I wouldn't [leaf] behind evidence.he glares at Spencerpointing at Frozen I'll [fix it felix] when I feel like it.
It's ok [heelies] get back at me. It's a [circle of life]Sleep 
holding Austin above his head, he exists the pool and picks up Noah as well
We are taking you to our apartment and we will fix your arms, Austin.exits*He's watching from the pool side. He appears oddly refreshed like he got whatever it was out of his system
Plus if [he man] died, it'd be boring.
Standing up straight he's laughing again
[l8r][gay]derhe looks over at Spencer
You. I want to learn more about you next time we return.His smirk is wide as he looks at Sylvester and walks up to look at him
Good [Lucky dog] with that [Marty]
He's walking back inside but pauses to look at Frozen
[Btw][Elsa] cya laterhe carries Austin up to his room, being mindful of the balls
he flies up to the roof, looking down below and snickeringHe runs out and sees nothing.He SCREAMS.He is wailing. He is glitching.He runs back in.Runs outside, holding Sage this time. Maybe he'll spot whoever took Esau's disc out here. Maybe he won't.He is running through the void.He glitches HARD and trips. He gets back up.He is running, flying through the trees now. As fast as he can. He knows this route by heart now.His limbs are burning. After a long while, he reaches a familiar tree.
It has red leaves. It is magnificent.
It is so dark here he can barely see. It is only by phonelight he can see the colors of the tree.
Every time he finds this tree, walking around it a few times gives him a sense of vertigo- and he finds himself in a new place....He stands there, clutching Sage.He's outside with the little minis and starts building the little obstacle course
As [yew tree] can clearly see [eye of the tiger] hate most [people are strange] in this house for a reason.
He's still being held like ice cream cone
I Guess so! I've never seen that other guy before so I can't tell muchhe is observing spencer as he builds the obstacle course, still unsure of what to make of himHe shrugs letting go of anton so he can play fight with sylv as he makes the obstacle course and orders hot wheel tracks to put it together.
I'm not gonna [what a bother] remember names or faces [OFF the game] people I [donut] care about.
As he pulls the tracks out of the browser and hot glue guns them together.
What color [cars movie] do you two want?He smirks and straight up hands Anton Yellow and Sylvester green. He is very clearly not sorry for this.
Ain't [the game of life] a peach.
Setting up the bagels and lighting them on fire it appears the obstacle course is done️he looks at spencer and squints before laughing
you're funny~He shakes his head with a smile and then orders a little toy gun
Alright ya [sh1ts] get in your [starter pack] positions and when [eye] shoot you goHe climbs up his little car and is ready. Only the power of rng to save him nowhe also climbs up on his car, humming to himselfHe shoots the toy gun.At least one thing doesn't change: he's an excellent driver and a sports enthusiast. He goes and fasthe is doing well, but is slightly behind viroviroton. He's not bothered and just having fun going Fastwatching them loop de loop and approach the ring of fire (bagel edition)He passes through the ring of bagel fire with no issues
This mini was in the house to help with Frozen getting dressed, and never poofed back. Because he didn't want to. He had that boss's room to himself! He notes the other minis out racing, and glides down to get a closer look.He sees a familiar mini Oh [Bitch Jr] there you arehe doesn't make it through the loop as easily and hits the side of it, spinning off the track
AHAHA that burns~! he crashes off to the side and gets up after a few moments, his hair still on fire a bit
That was fun~He decides to point and laugh at Mini Sylv's plight before turning to bitch jr
[Hot wheels] racing, wanna give it a [shots fired] I'll make the prize money [5 kromer] from [Big Shit]'s walletHe gives Bitch Jr a purple car that's been bedazzled with a rainbow assortment of plastic gems
Then all of [yewtree] back to the [start button] and ill [shots fired] when it's time to gohe flies himself and his car back to the starting line, still on fire️While waiting for Miniton he gets out a small stick and a marshmallow and starts roasting it over sylv's burning bodyHe hops on his car ready for another round
wait why my money?He shoots the gun again
️He's definitely in the lead but reaches the bagel. This it's the true challengeHe passes through the bagel with expertise :Dhe crashes into the bagel again, and this time is fully engulfed in flames! He laughs as he crashes again, exploding into flames and red pixels. Welp. 1He has to slow down to get through, it hurts his time badly. Doesn't help that That Shit just happened. He wipes a fake tear throwing the eyedropper in the process and gets the toy gun
Then [github] readyHe hops in an glares at Anton The boss would sure love it if I kicked your assHe hops inHe speeds although not as passionately as the other roundsHe immediately crashes the car and explodes to avoid answering. Also bc I rolled shit.Sees it and laughs before holding up miniton The winner is [Big shit] here's your [5 kromer] back
He gives minion the 5 kromerHe squeaks and coos, taking the kromer and snuggling Spencer
That was fun!He shrugs but looks at the mini obstacle course and leaves it there.
Ok let's [go kart] inside I have [werk it] to do.He walks inside with miniton 2 1
He sighs, and walks upstairs again, maybe he's in rosario's room
yelling
YOU WERENT HOLDING ON WITH YOUR [dragon tales]????????HE opens his arms up anywaysoutHe is already going down right into his arms
[Waow] missed me that [munch] huh?He grabs him, sighing and giving him a look
YOU [fudge] LEFT RIGHT NEAR OUR [shared birthday] WH4T ELSE COULD I DOHe bites Spencer by the scruff of his 12 shirts and starts climbing up againHe barks in laughter.
♂️♂️
]] LIKE A [Black Box Theatre Near Me].
Staten pulls out a cigar for himself and lit it, then politely extends his lighter to Scarton to light his. He then withdrew the item back in his pocket and puffs a fat cloud of smoke from his skeletal jaws.
C'MON. I'LL TAKE TH' LEAD.♂️♂️He steps in and looks around. Not a lot changed on the outside since the last time he was here, but he was still a little bit afraid of going in.
Instead, he sits on the swing by the dogwood tree. 2Two figures approach.They can barely be heard from the distant void.
...Except they are shouting, now.
Grover notices Greedton.
...UM. HI. HOW YA DOINHe looks at Reuben.
IT S OKAY, YOU R E FINE, I M TELLIN' YA
5 4He gently swings back and forthHe nods along with Grover.
I'm Spamton, the white addison
Nice to meet you
I've met a guy that looks a little bit like you beforeGrover blushes. OH YEA. THAT GUY.He takes Reuben's hand and starts to the house. LATERThey enter.They begin the long walk back to the portal.He returns back with Sage. He is crying a bit.
He goes inside.One of the doors bursts open and out comes Chad, striking a pose as usual before he starts walking across the void space to the house. He appears to be very cheery. 1He's outside with Anton and walking towards his door
ONWARDS TO MY WORLD ANTON!He approaches his door and swings it open then looks back at Anton HERE WE GO ANTON!Outside, He stays around as usual, carrying a few bags and pots back and forth from the house to the greenhouse.He's now looking over his hot wheels obstacle course set up. Thinking about how to expand and add to it. He did admittedly have fun with the minis and ... well he thinks that's worth expanding on. Maybe it can be like race horse track betting. It would be funny to see minis duking it out and shit.
Looking up he spots Rosario.
Oh [Rosario]He smirks and then puts a hand out.
For the low price [OFF the game] [$69 Kromer]Walking over just to dramatically fall onto the ground a hand to his forehead.
Please [Yes sir!] I needed that [long vacation] for I was so very [tension headache] from all the [bullshit] that goes on here! [Spare change] me from your many [on demand]!He smirks, sitting down near him.
My issue right now isn't with labor. It's with technicalitiesLaying on his side to face him he perks an eyebrow
Oh do [tell me baby] I'm so [cirus] about what [Technical difficulties] you speak of.He takes a pot with some leaves
You have any idea of what is this?
Looks at the plant, sitting up just a bit but still half lying down, and he thinks
A [lil bitch] is what it is. 1He looks at this then looks at the trap and then looks at Rosario
It's [bald] what the [fuq] happened to this [hor] who snatched its [weave[He laughs at that
That's what I'm trying to find out! I'm currently trying to switch the soil. I thought I got a good one but I'm scared it was a soil...too nutritious. Weird thing to say but carnivorous plants are just like that ok <--- looking down from the second floor windowClueless, but he continues
So basically I got this He lifts up a bag to show to spencer 
He stares at the soil and humsHe taps his chin then stares at the plant.
Are you [gonna be] tie sticks to it to keep its [chin up]?he is on the porch but doesn't immediately approach the other two
He looks back to the house and spots someone on the porch. He doesn't know who is that.he waves politely
Sorry, I hope I am not interrupting you two; I was just curious as to what was going on out here. I Don't believe we've met?Turns to see Sylvester.
Oh [Marty] it's you.He waves back with a little nod
It's no trouble. I don't think we've met either. But seems like you know Spencer already. He looks at Spencer
Is he alright?he grimaces at the nickname but quickly drops it, not wanting to show any reaction towards it
Hello again, Spencer.Waving his hand before shrugging
Dunno [mulch] about him but his mini is [funi]He smirks
As for what I'm doing, I'm just being frustrated over plants, don't mind mehe seems very interested, despite the neutral expressionHe points at the pot on his lap. It's a trapless fly trap in rough shape
I fucked up with it so I'm switching substrates.he makes his way closer to them, looking at the poor plant
Let me guess, too many nutrients in the original soil?Getting up a smirk as he dramatically walks to get it
That's all I am [2] [yew tree] Free labor
Mock weeps as he goes to the side of the house where his stash is.He laughs as he leaveshe smiles, leaning back on his heels a bitshouts from the side of the house before returning with a couple of large containers. 1He raises up the pot, offering it to himhe hesitates, looking towards his gloves
I appreciate the offer but I'm afraid of what may happen if I touch it without my gloves on. I wouldn't want to ruin your hardwork reviving the poor thing.he cautiously takes a glove off, making sure to keep his hands away from the other addisonshe reaches over and gently holds a leaf between his finger and thumb. The leaf spikes and glitches, but is otherwise okay for the moment
It.... feels unlike anything I've ever held before.He raises his eyebrows, curious about that. But he nods
It feels funny doesn't it? The fibers are great to run your hands on. You should see the velvety ones I have inside there.he looks at Rosario a bit closer, sympatheticHe laughs softly, getting up now.
But enough of that, how about i show you my greenhouse? Ive got other plants, including carnivorous ones there.He looks At Sylvester. follow me, if you're interestedCurrently modifying the little race track. He has the 3d program out and is shifting things around here and there.
He begins to run.
I'M GOING .TO KICK YOUR ASS SPENCERHe yells after them from the porch GO FOR THE [Jugular] FROSTYHe goes into body slamHe is almost at the greenhouse when he feels Frozen bodyslam him and he hits a specific area that makes him KOThe hit, somehow, also knocks Frozen out.He opens the door. Seeing both men down.He walks over to Spencer, picking him up.he sighs and picks up frozen, heaving him over his shoulder effortlesslyAs he's being picked up it's clear that one of his hands is up in a middle finger position before relaxing into an open hand posehe's smilingHe talks back to the greenhouse, he's got a couch perfectly fit to put sleeping idiots insideWalkshe shifts frozen over his shoulder
I think I will bring Austin back to his room, I will join you back in your greenhouse after, Rosario.He pops his head out
Take your time. i'll be preparing the media so you can take them home.he turns towards Skunkton I apologize if he caused any issues. He got very sick when we were replacing his arms. He SHOULD be resting but.... well. I'm not surprised he decided to disregard that advice.he sighs
Well, he has no choice in the matter now, at least.he walks into the house, frozen ragdolled over his shoulderFollowsWait who the hell brought him to his room. Where is Spencer? Oh well. Ice time.He's outside now just a little groggy but he's up.
I'm [gonna brown] destroy [Elsa]He smirks and starts running at him [ELSA?] [DO YOU WANNA BUILD A SNOWMAN?]He is sure to toss his nice new chainsaw to the side and runs forward. Round 2. 5HE RUNS FASTER AT HIM HIS ARM OUT HES GONNA CLOTHESLINE THIS MAN
[Cmon lets playyyyyy] BRING IT ON [Elsa]!He runs forward and this time angles his shoulder a bit better for a good hit.
D1ELike any physical activity that requires talent in athleticism, Spencer once more fails and misses but gets hit RIGHT WHERE IT HURTS
[Minecraft_oof.ogg]He takes second to remember the name. ANNA!!!He moves further away from the rink, and tries to spot anything around the shed that could be used for defense. Nothing.He gets up after being winded and tackles Frozen for another tussle.
[Kinda mid lmao] YOU CAN DO [betta fish] THAN THATThe hit connects, and he is sent back a few feet. SAME TO YOU!!! He goes to headbutt the guy in retaliation. IF WE'RE GONNA [street fighter] YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO [Hit me baby one More Time] A BIT HARDER >:^3He is also hit and they get closer to the shed he puts up two middle fingers. [roblox_oof.mp3]
OH YOURE [gonna get cha] THE FULL COURSE [biche] ALSO WOW [Britney Spears] TAKES ME [bach]
He lunges for him.
A
The hit sends his back to the shed door. He'll have to stand his ground here. He braces for the next attack.
I THINK HER BEST SONG IS [Toxic]He pauses thinking for a moment then goes back to tussling with frozen.The hit was more than he expected, and he tumbles through the door.Laughing as they tumble through the shed door and.. into another world again.He looks at himself, oh thank god he's a spamton again, but ...he appears to be holding something that is not a hand
He stares at Frozen and in his surprise lets go of his fin. then points and laughs
HAHAHAHA YOU'RE [Freddy Fish] HAHAHAHAHHe's laughing then realizes oh fuck Frozen can't breathe, he picks him up and runs inside
I'll [you laugh you lose] when we make sure you [donut] become [filet fish]He stops flopping and stays still, letting Spencer grab some water.Here now he looks towards one of the doorsHe stops in front of the door and looks at Frozen for a sec
Don't [gay] mushy on me it's [no problemo]
... [The game of life] would be boring without you. {Think tank] of it as [payment plan] for being a [funi] guy to be aroundHe can't help but smile, he doesn't notice it as he opens the door
Hey I [fired and I missed] you [tutu] [Elsa] and yeah let's cause [[he11]]
He steps through it with himSpencer and Frozen are back and exhausted. Yes they went Zoo Tycoon on several marine life based amusement parks. Yes they had sushi dinner after. Yes they watched Finding Nemo and Shark Tale. No they did not cry during either movie. 4Back out here he appears to be studying the doors out here. Obviously procrastinating on going to check up on Austin, he figures he'll be fine for a few more hours as a fish. He'll be here for a while.
He makes it just a few meters away from the door and then falls facedown. All of this was TOO heavy, even after it'd had to leave behind. Maybe it had been a bad idea after all.
2
Walks towards the fallen Spamton and crouches down
....
He reaches into his inventory and just takes out an orange and puts it on his head, and if he isn't moving he just continues to take out and stack oranges on top of each other 2 1
2If it doesn't wake up for a while he's just gonna start making a circle that looks vaguely like a satanic circle of oranges around em and take a selfie. 3Grey finally turns on its side, facing up. The poor orange stack topples over. He never gets to see it's beauty.
❔He finished taking a selfie and then turns to see his beautiful stack is gone
Yo [whatsapp] the [fuq] my beautiful oranges! You shoulda [stay with me]still like a [deadmau5] body!He looks around at the oranges, but doesn't bother to get up. What's the deal here?He looks at the oranges and then Grey
Oh you [gnome] little orange gremlins. Sacrificing [yew tree] to their benevolent OranJesus. [So Typical] and [I'm quirky like that] void house nonsense.He sits down in the grass, then takes one of the granola bars stashed under his blazer. If you can, let them know I'm not sacrifice material. Too hard to take apart. After saying that, he bites into it.Looks at Grey up and down then watches it.
[Knot] with that attitude. You can [technical difficulties] sacrifice anything if you [try try again] hard enough.
[Normal Type] I'd ask why the [fuq] you were [go the fuck to sleep]ing outside but that's [value: null] of my business.
He stands up and turns to face one of the doors he's observing them again.It shrugs it off, and watches him go, taking another bite. It raises his voice. I was going to ask if you wanted one!He waves one hand lazily.
Nah not [enough is enough] condiments. Needs more [Old Spice]
As he's examining the door he touches the frame and watches the design on it change briefly before receding. He's taking notes now. 1Grey doesn't comment on this. At least it meant there was more for himself. It gets up as best as he can, dusts off his clothes and waddles back to the house.
At some point between drinking an unholy amount of sugar he went outside to work all that energy off. He seems to be returning from the void, a little red from all the working out but smiling pleased. He spots Spencer and walks near him
SupAfter staring at the door for a bit he turns to face Anton
Yo [Big Shit] You mind being a [2nd POV] eyes for me for a second? He looks at the door. He's not sure what is so special about itHe goes over to it and takes a very deep breath.
After transforming he touches the door knob and as the design changes it starts glitching out, a little at first then aggressively. He lets go of it and steps back gesturing to it
S̶̉͌ő̷̓m̵̛͌è̵͠t̵͐̑h̶̔̀i̸̥͂n̸̈́̕g̸͔̅ ̴̪̕i̵͊̕s̸̏̓ ̵̭͋I̸͑̾ń̸͝ẗ̷͐e̴͌͋ȑ̸̆f̵̉̍ȇ̵̀ŕ̵̂i̵̅ͅn̶̾̀g̶̅̂.̵͂̚.̵̈́͋.̷̉̚He takes an hesitant step back.He transforms back but something is ...off with his form.
He brings his hands up to rub his arms and stops. ?????He goes for the doorknob. He's so damn curious and touches it.He's stopping realizing something is different he holds his throat. It wasn't artificial, it's not a damaged voice box. He seems haunted for a bit then looks at Anton and reaching out
YOU DIPSHIT DONT-
He glitches out
T̸͗̔H̴͛̅I̸͂̍S̷͛͘ ̶̐̚F̶̎̀E̷͐͗É̵̉L̸̈́̿S̷̋̄ ̶̔̈́W̷͋͂Ê̷͝I̶͂̊R̴̎̒D̴̄̀He runs over to Anton. What the fuck what the fuck
He bites his lower lip and it fucking hurts he bit too hard. He flinches and just stares bewildered at himself ????????
He seems to be unfazed by this.
You're gonna make yourself bleed! You're fleshy you foolHe doesn't pay attention to the fact that he's chewing on his bottom lip again and once he realizes it he curses himself and looks around in his pockets for something to chew on before pulling out what appears to be a stim toy. That goes in his mouth and he's shifting it around.
Anyways He shifts the stim toy in his mouth left to right. God gross I'm people UGH
He laughs a bit, he isn't even sure why this is a struggle for him since he has lips...at least he thought spencer had them. He decides to not think about it for too long.
Well. Guess there's a second time for everything. He looks at his own body, curious. He's taller again huh.The stim toy is moving rapidly in his mouth, left to right and he starts pacing. He doesn't mean to he's pacing he curses again once he realizes it. All the old things he didn't have in his former body were returning.
Oh I hate this. I fucking hate this. I can't even get to my inventory and I'm fleshy? And I can ...Sweat fucking being human sucksHe snorts at his own joke.
He punches Anton's shoulder and then yelps ok now that hurts THE FUCK ARE YOU A ROCK?he walks over to the door they're standing byHe grimaces the stim toy shifting FleshHe points at himself AntonHe points at the doorhe leans in closer to the door, inspecting itHe gestures grandly to Frozen And thus glitch door turned me into ...THIS
Though I'm taller and I guess I have ...tits He squishes his own chestHe looks under his shirthe doesn't touch the door, even though he is curiousThe stim toy moves in his mouth, he notices sylvester near the door and with crack head determination he pushes him towards ithe isbtinctively grabs the door handle to steady himselfhe glitches out violentlyHe looks at Frozen and smirks and walks over to him all gremlin like
What if ...you turned out to be a ...littol man Ha I would laughThe stim toy is now moving up and down rapidly when he turns his attention back to Frozen.
Hey Elsa I wonder what you'd look like as a humanHe picks up Frozen and brings him over to the door
Boop
he looks down at himselfHe goes to touch. And also glitches out.hes.... Huh. He's a human?He's looking at Frozen wondering what's gonna happenIts a lot of glitches. The size of a Catshark is not very big.Reaches over to pinch Sylvester's arm
He tilts his head up and the stim toy falls out of his mouth for a sec before he hastily catches it
WHAT THE FCUK
He puts the stim toy back in his mouth
WHY ARE YOU A GIRAFFE???He bursts out laughinghe feels very disoriented but closes his eyes and breathes deeply, centering himself.He steps back a couple of feet his neck was starting to hurt, He's pacing again in thought not really thinking about what his hands are doing his mouth is moving the stim toy back and forthhe takes out his phone
Noah.
Kung pow penis
Sorry I keep thinking about that movie X( what do you guys think if i grew a tiny face on my tongue. What if.
Btw what's upHe takes a moment to like make motions like he's trying to open a browser and seems frustrated, he's checking his pockets finds a phone and starts looking for a picture before showing Austin
Look I found this literal picture of you.
Hi. ♂️ How the fuck am I supposed to react to this. Who did you commission for this. I want a humansona too I don't know! Noah. Come to the spamton house if you can. Fast as you can. I don't know how long this lasts. Ok damn i'm not even done cleaning up but ok
Not even a minute later, sounds can be heard from the second floor, and the sound of a window crashing
he waves towards the houseHe seems pretty calm to everyone else but Noah should notice he seems. A little manicHe looks at Sylvester with the most understanding look in his faceHe licks the doorknob.He uses his phone to text Seb Come outside there's something I want to show you.
♂️He's now just noticing that his hands have been stimming and he frownsHe pats Spencer on the backIn an uncharacteristic voice
Hello, Sylvester.he reaches up and gives him a fucking noogiehes laughing and quickly pulls Noah into a hugHe also is laughing and hugs him back, lifting him for good measureHis shoulders slump and he grumbles.
...Anyways I wonder if I can still shift. He takes a deep breathOnce he transforms he notes that indeed he can and then detransformsHe starts pacing and then grabs Anton by the arm. Come with me. Stim toy up and downHe is confused, looking at Spencer. Oh where are we going?He stops in front of another door and takes a deep breathHe gestures for Anton to step back a littleHe beams happily You also look really good like! Your sense of uniqueness is off the charts right now!! I think!He follows him to the next door
What do you think this one will do?he grins Thanks.he looks over at Austin
You're not bad on the eyes either, Austin. It is weird to have to look up to speak with you, though.He reaches over to touch another door, the design changes and...nothing new happens. He opens the door and sees a familiar face dressed in cleaning attire. Corryn?He's back to normal and he wants to close the door but doesn't. Boss. Grimacing stimtoy up and down.He laughs to himselfHe does a cute little twirl.he circles around Austin. He's not used to him being so fcking tall he wants to be the tallestHe looks at Anton up and down and smiles. Oh Anton it's good to see you though I'm confused as to why you're .. a human? You and Spencer?
Um I was cleaning the bathroom at home. You know. I dislike germs quite a bit.From the door, there's a yelling
HAVE YOU FINALLY FOUND [voidal horrors] IN THE BATHROOM CORRYN I HEAR [insanity] OVER THEREHe gestures to the several humans now and the other doorHe's shouting back to his roommate Not at all Anton! It appears spencer and...your younger self became human? Opened a door? I may need to schedule therapy earlier for this!
He turns his attention to Anton and Spencer then looks to the side and sees three other people. he doesn't recognize themHe is so normal right now actually.He broke his stim toy from biting too hard FUcK
He's looking for another oneHe poses a little to himself smuglyThere's the sound of footsteps and a minuscule guy compared to everyone around tackling Spencer
FUCK YOUHe is feeling so much pain he is human and much more fragile. He smacks Anton FUCK FUCK FUCK THaT HURTS FUCK FUCK GET OfF OUCH OW!hes grinning smugly he knows he looks goodHe realizes his mistake and immediately gets off and helps him get steady
SORRY! WOW YOU'RE MADE OF WHAT [Squishmallow] M4TERIALhe grins and sticks out his split tongueHe groans and slowly gets up before catching his breath holy shit. He slowly straightens his back out hearing distinct cracks
OOGH AGE GOD IM OLD NO!He feels kinda awkward now and decides to just touch the doorknob and be done with it
He's now curious about this and goes over to the door but doesn't touch it yet he's wondering what's going on with Anton.
It's nice to meet you all by the way I'm Corryn.He looks at everyone with a polite nod and a pleasant smile I am going to assume like Spencer and Anton this wasnt your original form?He is trying to piece things together he is still notably confused and lost
2 2He punches Old anton's hip but yelpsHe doesn't flinch and looks at Spencer with a confused look
THE FUCK YOU TALKIN' ABOUT.Immediately turns to Austin and makes a running start for him to bodyslam himHe fails this bodyslam in fact part of the way he takes out his hip after all the tossing around and just falls forward insteadHe's on the ground he needs lifealertHe picks up Spencerhe steps back and observes this allhe prepares to hold his groundHe just stays on the ground and grumbles.actually he tests something. He tries to manifest a worm.
He picks up Spencer, laughing his ass offthe sylvworm finds it's way to Noah and curls up on his shouldersHe's. Not sure how this works and he prepares for the impact, but his top heavy shape makes him topple over when he's tackled. He falls and knocks himself out.He grimaces and is chewing on his shirt collar in the absence of a stim toyHe is also out. Sad!
He slowly points and laughs at the downed menHe's going over to the fallen men to check up on themhe also goes over, but only really to check on Austin. He still is breathing. Good.He's deadNo he's just sleepingHe takes out a pouch of smelling salts to place it under Anton's nose to wake himhe gently paps Austin's faceHe jumps up, startledhe holds out a handhe grabs it. He's heavy good luck. he's not helping.he is not used to Austin's new Lightener weight and tries to pull him up, but loses his balance and falls on top of him insteadHe doesn't move.he also doesn't move. Suffocate.okHe cups his mouth in their direction Get a Room!He's definitely still dazed and he's blinkingHe takes out his phone.he laughs and gets up, successfully pulling Austin up this timeHe's taking a moment to help Anton up I have a few tea packets and herbs if you have a headache. Let's go inside Anton.He laughs pleasantly at his roommate Well come inside too I can make more than enough tea for all of us. We can talk about how to deal with this situation.He's just flopping here he is in hip pain and grumpy about itHe just nods and walks with Corryn, grumblingHe's taking young Anton inside for tea.From another door on the Side of corryn, another figure pops outHe's offHe tries going back, but his door is goneHe is trying to crawl away before Samson recognizes him not again not this shit againHe picks him up.He screechesHe's holding the doorknob Which one?He holds onto Austin Take me very far away from him.
He blinks, confused. He doesn't seem to register any changeHe's giggling he fucking knows.he shoots Noah a desperate look help himHe smiles and opens his camera. He seems a bit surprised then winks at it
Oh wow~he shoots Noah a fucking Look
He clears his throat Don't know why I sounded like another guy there for a minuteHe scratches his head
Right that! You didn't die so I'm assuming everything went well?he lights up a bit at that
I am very glad you enjoyed it, Samson. And yes it went as well as it could have, I suppose.
1he points to his neckHe's just talking shit because it's funny. He respects the tasteHe eyes Sylvester...He has way more than just a neck tattoo
Huh. I mean It does look nice!He gestures to his whole himhe looks down at himself and twists and turns, trying to get a good look at them allHe goes to town and starts taking several pictures in different angles of Sylvester, making sounds like if he was one of these fancy sassy photographersHe's watching the conversation and holding so hard the urge to be embarrassingLeading Austin to a familiar door. He's memorized a lot of doors here and lazily waves to the trio who are talking outside Later bitches we're going to destroy an Aldisdo it Noah make him sufferOpens a door, lets Austin go through first before they, and their geared up asses, destroy some suburban mom's dayhe smiles are you offering your world then~?
what the fuck why did he say that holy shit Sylvester shut UpHe laughs heartily, patting his back Of course kid I can give you a whole tour. Your little freal friend can come too of he wantsI still havent figured their interactions togetherI'm too lazy to walk emojis so he's hereWalking towards the door he glitched out. Yeah its still there. He stops in front of it.
Here it [izzy soda]He slowly touches the doorknob. Whatever He watches.
He tries not to laugh HOLY [sh1t]He's holding his gut before laughing HAHA HAHA [Fuk]He sighs, and turns the doorknob again He feels himself glitching up. That must mean something's happened.
Okay .. is this better?you hear a loud thud come from near the house
muffled
I'M [a-okay]!Shouting Are you thoughhe picks himself up and dashes towards the two of themHe looks at his arms
Do I look okay? I haven't brought my phone with meHe's zoning out a bit almost nostalgic before clearing his throat.
Yeah that [seams] more like [yew tree] da- Rosario️️he stores that information for laterHe's also quickly texting SeraHe pats spencer on the back
I'll say. I just feel the normal amount of painHe grumbles this bithe immediately grabs it
he's... back to 5'2". fuckHe leans on Spencer..
I'm not sure if it's genetics or "I wrecked my body at my 20s and now im paying for it``he pouts
FUCKED UP.
tackles himhe makes a kissy face at spencerHe takes an orange out of his inventory.Is tackled. Dies because he’s fragile.
No not really but he does fall overhe looks at Spencerhe gets ready to pounceHe is preparing two oranges he's gonna fight himhe launches himself at spencer and while he doesnt get the cheek kiss he does tackle himHe shoves an Orange into Seb's mouth [Fuk] GRAOS. [Gay Out] OFFhe chomps that orange right in halfShoves the other Orange in sebs mouthhe chomps down that one too and swallows it, peel and allhe swoops down and gives spencer a smooch on the cheek. it smells like vitamin c.He pushes his face [Graos] GET YOUR [sunny D] SMELLING ASS [OFF the game]He slow claps
Good job!Pauses and opts to pinch his nose [Take out order] thishe pinches spencer's nose backHe does not let go nor does he seem pleased with mutual nose pinching.
You're the [biche]He is thinking and he has an idea. He casually makes his way over to SpencerPauses, he is wearing that exact shirt thay Frozen got him and removes it revealing another one just like it.Again another shirt removed, the same shirt underneath it he can do this all day he has like 20 of these. He doesn't notice Rosario is approaching.He grips spencer and throws him to the doorknobOnce more he is Human he hates itHe is still holding himHe starts chewing on his shirt collar.
Yall are made of flesh too. And got wrinkles.
she launches herself at Spencer's faceshe rubs her face against his like an affectionate catHe is trying to remove her. GET HER OFF I ACTUALLY CAN SMELL THINGS I THINK HER FUR IS IN MY MOUTH? I HAVE TASTEBUDS I HATE BEING HUMANshe doesn't budgehe says this with no maliceHe gives up I guess kromer is just there on his face now. This is his new life with a possum on his faceHe picks him up, Kromer and all , putting him over his shoulder
Alright. Kitchen we go♂️ Don't move too muchStays stillFrom the kitchen
OI I'M MAKING SPICY CHICKEN CURRY ! ANYONE WANTS ANY?
Back from skating
YEAH I DOhe does a running tackle at himHe's following right behind
HEY I [Rember] YOU LIKE THISGlitching out you know how it is he made a mistakehe starts runningHe gets a grip on Seb and picks him up. SHORT.he flails
MEAN TO MEhe bites his arm but it sucks.He still drops him.he starts trying to tackle him to the ground by pushing on his legsHe's leisurely walking up to them to watchHe doesn't budge one bit.he goes to bite him again. It sucks
HATE HATE HATE HATE HATEhe stomps on Austin's foot in frustrationHe smiles and you notice his teeth are sharp and black, a bit shiny too.He is a man who loves to make poor decisions. He tries to stomp on Austin's foot again and misses.
]Austin chomps down on Seb, HARD. ]
YEAH LIKE THATSTRANGLED SCREAMThere is a lot of blood. It's black.He has this black blood on him too. Quite a scene.He bites his own hand. He's not bleeding black.he is woozy and barely conscious, slumping on Austin. He's still bleedingHe approaches and bows his head down. A little spamgel lands on Sebastian's head. It crounches and pats his hair gently like it's feeling the texture of grass; it heals him considerably before making a little twirl and a giggle and exploding in a shower of green sparkles.He is no longer bleeding but he is still woozy from blood loss hurgleshe passes out♂️
️hes not really thereHe kicks AustinKillHe starts walking by the pool. viking funeralHe faux drops Seb and then places him on the deck.He is walking over to Austin so cutelyWhich he doesHe steps closerHe opens his mouth and bends down.He slowly gnashes his teeth, like he's stretching out the biting musclesHe has learned to play nice with the new chompers, but still goes on to attacka.He knows how to control his own chompers but he's not holding a lot back. Addison teeth might not be sharp but his bite strength is quite hard. Don't let it pierce skin he might be part komodo dragon.Biting youHe pulls back OH SORRYHe is so cutely in Austin's arms :)He tosses him very lightly, almost dropping him. You're still big though. Like. If you were 3'6" maybe I could toss you up real high.♂️♂️He sets Skunkton down.Once he's on the floor he sits down at the deckHe eyes the window... Can he fit?Sera picked you up gamer.. haha unless...?IDK WHERE SERA WENT IS HE STILL OUTSIDEVanishedPokes the appeared Seb for fun.Pokes him toohe groans but is still passed outHe looks back at the window and notices. Oh no... That rat thing.
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He slowly backs away from the window.♂️From the second floor at Frozen's window
HEY YOU TWO FLESH [Benches] DO ANY OF YOU WANT A MAGNUMThe gun hits him, which wakes him upHe picks up frozen like a cat and spinsHe doesn't flail about or bite but he is yelling.he puts him down
He stares at Seb and grabs his ankle. <----- is a foolYeah fr❤️He bites but not very hard because. Y'know. He still doesn't want to hurt him again.He starts nibbling on his leg.He does that on Sera's leg.
He's been here all this time just slightly to the left and out of frame like Knuckles
MAYBE YOU COULD [Form-fitting] HIM IN ONE OF THOSE CHIHUAHUA BAGS 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1
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1 1 1 3 4He's walkin here back to the door and sighs. He has to work at cleaning this up, He assumes it's going to take a while maybe a couple of days. At least he has a bagel.sucked.... Intoooooo.... A bagel.....He peeks over to watch Spencer do his thing.Notices Austin and stops what he's doing to slowly guard his bagel.
This is my b[angel] not yoursImmediately starts running
IM GONNA [all you can eat] IT!He eyes the door. He can run a lot faster as a bigger person... :^] He touches it and starts running, not waiting for the transformation glitch to start.He's trying to shove the bagel into his mouth but it's very hard to run and shove a bagel in it's only getting in part of the way since he's trying to curse Austin out.He trips but manages to save the bagel from hitting the ground it has one bite in it.
GET YOUR [ownership] BAGELHe notices the bite and slows down. Fine, fine. Want me to get you another one?He slowly stands up and looks at Austin but has to tilt his head up. Doesn't help he's a lot shorter in this form.
Nah actually [stand your ground] for a sec when I'm [werk it gurl] on the door. I need a [2D] pair of eyes for something.Walking back over to the door, bagel in mouth, he looks at it.
... So supposedly [dis] door leads [tutu] a world where [becoming humanoid] is a way to [makerbot 2000] blend in.
He moves a hand over it and the door appears to react, the glitched boxes converging near his hand before he retracts it. Grimacing.
But, it's [neverland] done this outside of the [doraemon] before.He squats down.
The fish world bs worked right? Do you think something happened after that?He looks at Austin.
I'm going [it takes two] examine you for a [millisecond to second converter] I can't do that as a [HOOOOOMAN] and I'm curious about [what what] your code looks like, if you [still life painting] have code.
A little window pops up, terms and agreements, an accept button. Spencer is waiting.He clicks the button.
Alright do your thing!
He has completely forgotten that he may or may not be a virus but that's besides the point.A hand extended out to Austin as several screens pop up. Glitched out, definitely lots of error/danger screens. Spencer pauses for a moment before continuing to examine him.
After a bit of time he turns back.He paces around Austin crossing his arms, oh he is frowning. It'll [fade out] but that means you're [temporary secretary] crossing over with [another life] you, physically.He doesn't comment on the look that happened for a second.
That applies to everyone here then, with the whole human thing right?He looks at the door his curiosity is burning then his own hands.
Oh the [CHAOS emerald] of a glitched out [conjunction junction what's your function]. Would be ....[funi] Still I have questions.
How about [wii] go through the [doorway to hell]? I'm [curious george] about [what what in the butt] kind of world is behind that.He grabs the handleHe has a stimtoy he puts that in his mouth I am a doctor. Let's go bitch.
He opens the door and steps through.He follows so cutely, almost hitting his head on the door.He's running by on his workout routine, spotting these two entering the doorHe approaches it. Fuck it. He's curious
The door just cutely stands there, the glitching almost seems like a wink
I'm skipping the walking emojis, but he's here now. He sits on the porch and opens the marshmallows, absentmindedly chewing on them.Being here again already makes him want to start freezing people. He makes his way to the front door.J's sort of blocking the way. He doesn't notice Black Ice, or move. He just sits there, eyes blank.He goes around J, but pauses once he is next to him. He raises an eyebrow.
Enjoying yourself, boy?He snaps out of it, lifting his head towards Black Ice. He's still a little off.
Oh. Uh. Sorry if I'm in the way.
...do I know you?He tilts his head to the side and displays a gentle smile.
I am Spamton, but... You can call me Black Ice.He smiles. He's a bit too tired to analyse the new person thoroughly.
Well, it's nice to meet you, mr. Black Ice! My name is J. I'm a Spamton too, but I guess you must know that already.
He's trying to be polite.He chuckles. It is a pleasure to meet you, J. I would offer my business card but, well, I doubt anyone here would use it.
He turns his attention to the front door, and knocks on it.
Out here to take a break from them all?He sighs quietly.
Yeah, it unfortunately won't be of much use for me.
He absentmindedly taps his glass eye.
...You could say that. It's... A lot, there. Some kind of worm virus guy, and Sera got voided so Seb is really going through it... Gosh, this is a lot.He lets out another laugh, and rests his hand on the door.
There's somewhere you can go, yes?J rests his head back.
... I'm... Not so sure anymore. Maybe I used to, but... Perhaps not anymore.
It's fine. I'm used to this.J manages a smile.
...He gets a vague feeling of déjà vu.
Thank you for the offer... You are very kind.
I will consider it... 4He gauges the reaction. Ah this person has been through quite the ordeal. He smiles in return.
Don't go insane, okay?
He steps into the house.He nods, still smiling.
Alright. I won't.
As soon as black ice leaves, J goes back to chewing on marshmallows, occasionally feeding Sage some.
God he's tired.He soon falls asleep on the porch, keeping Sage close to himself, covering them with his vest. He's not letting go, even as they both sleep.
Good night.
He is leaning against the wall of the house. 1 1 1
1He stands and starts walking into the void.
Swindled me and Esau and probably countless other Spamtons. Gave me some flashbacks to a not-so-pretty time in my life.Follows
Ah.They disappear into the darkness.He's been walkin slowly.He gets back to the house. Are they still there in the living room? He doesn't wanna risk it, but he's hungry, and tired, and his room is on the second story...He climbs in the window.The kitchen window.He sees bread.That sounds nice, about now.J awakens. It's been a long day.He stands up, dusting himself off and heading to the kitchen.
he steps outside, looking for Esau Huh…must’ve missed him.he smiles You must be new here! Nice ta meetcha!he squints, the hamster wheel working overtime …Esau? he blusheshe walks up closer to him, looking him over But you…but I…then… his brain is overheatinghis brow furrows …yeah I think I’ll need that smoke. Thanks.he takes the cigarette …Thanks. Huh. I wonder…do ya think it’d turn me into a puppet if I touched it?he takes a long drag then puffs out several smoke rings 2he’s totally looking respectfullyhe coughs, looking away and blushing O-oh, that’s t-too bad…he shakes his head I’m just…glad ta have everyone back. It’s…scary thinkin how close I was ta losin you guys….J walks out of the house. What was he doing? He doesn't know. He only remembers Grover telling him about the ring, after that it's blank.
He looks positively haunted.He turns his head down, hair falling in front of his eyes.
...the ring is gone. 1 1 1 1 1He takes a deep breath, gripping his shoulders. He's shaking.
I'm scared...he goes to his side and holds him O-ok, kid…tell us everything ya can.He curls in on himself, trying to breathe but failing.
I'm- I- I don't know, it's- Grover said it was one of these... W-weird... Worms, and I just... How do we get it back...
I don't want to do this again...He sobs quietly, gripping Saul's shirt.
I don't know, I wasn't- I wasn't there when that happened, I was just... Here. I couldn't even be there, what good am I...He doesn't hear them, shaking as he held on to Saul. He's staring lifelessly ahead.
observing from the roof
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Time isn't real and he's not human anymore. He barely moves his head to look at Saul, his mouth a thin line.
It's too much for him to handle.
He can't go back. He doesn't want to. 3He takes a breath, opening his mouth but can't.
He lets out a strangled noise and sobs, tears falling down his face.He hugs Saul tightly, letting himself cry.
It may turn out fine, but for now he's too scared that this would happen again.he gently strokes his backHe's also back, time is dead, long live naruto timeskips. He walks back insideHe will not touch emotional stuff from strangershe leads him through the doorHe sniffs quietly and follows.Here at the Ice Rink, he's leaning against the edge of it from the outside. He's drinking some Kool aid really thinking about how to mess with the rink.
He looks up from pouring a bunch of kool aid in the ice rink it looks red as hellHe doesn't have any malice in his tone but to be honest he doesn't change tone a lot ever anyways.Looks at frozen then the ice rink
Freezing the [blood of my enemies]He points to a little storage unit that appears to be unlocked, A large bucket of kool aid is right next to it with wheelsHe grabs a bucket and helps pour it onto the rink.
THIS [aesthetic] WOULD LOOK GREAT IN A HOSPITALLooks at frozen and laughs Looks like you [sore loser] a bet HA.
He takes out the old nurse uniform from his inventory and tosses it to frozen.
Go [Sk8rb0i] I'll take [pics or it didn't happen]
Points at the ice [Frozen on Ice] it'll be a [hitlist] with the kidsHe's on the ground now he has a browser camera openHe rests a foot on Spencer and points the Baja Blaster at the camera. DOES THIS NEED ADJUSTMENTS???He's taking pictures Kinky He wolf whistles as he takes pictures
This is gonna [do whop] numbers on linkedinHe passes the browser to Frozen
[Knock knock jokes] yourself out
He pushes up his glasses and makes his hair and clothes a bit messy to make it seem like he's been roughed up just a bit.
If you [wanna be rich] lipstick marks you [havana] make them yourself. Otherwise [dis] is the [beshit] youre gonna getHe snaps a few in different angles. I THINK THEY DON"T LOOK HALF BAD :^]He pulls the skates from a spot near the rink and tries a few moves, mainly layback spins.He's snapping pictures and looks at them for a bit before gesturing for him to skate tot he other side of the rinkHe heads on over to the edge. He's taking photos at rapid speed.By god he attempts it and he does not half bad. Alright maybe he's better at skating than he thought.To his disappointment Frozen does not break a legHe slides back over to Spencer.Winking at him with both eyes. Well ya [gnome] it's always [free real estate]
But mostly [cause and effect] its always [funi]He looks at the ice.
Is it [Funland palace] skating on ice?He thinks for a bit before smirking and figures eh it should be fine it's probably like sliding with slippery socks on a waxed floor.
[Shore] Let's do [disco]He extends a hand. OR CAN YOU [go solo]???He opens up a browser to shop, he can order them and they'll deliver though they look oddly cheap and raggedy for skates. Whatever it's fine he'll find better ones if he's better at skating
[Gottem ] Slipping them on and then looking at Frozen's hand, he looks around and then back at him and takes his hand.
You [tell me baby] no one 2He slowly slides backwards to the centre of the rink. HOW"S YOUR BALANCE??? IF IT"S BAD JUST USE ME AS AN ANCHOR. There is an evil thought brewing in his head. Does he give in to it...?He smirks and follows him on the ice. Oh he sucks he sucks at this so bad he's trying to keep a straight face but honestly his legs are telling a different story.
I'm [Ok.jpeg] with balance can't you ... [sea] that?
He almost slips a bit he is holding on tight to Frozen
[Totally Spies] got thisHe is sure to stay still and let Spencer align himself again.He is tense and grips Frozen's hands harder.
Maybe I [shoulder] warm up a [bitcoin] on this level. You [never land] [gnome] my improvement will blow your [mind boggler] and it'll leave you [speech to text] less and then we'd have to [cancellation fee] these lessons cause you're [sao] blown away.
He aligns himself.Man his hands are beginning to hurt. ANNA YOU GOT THIS, LET"S TRY AND [Let It Go] OF MY [grippers], SEE IF IT MIGHT HELPHe takes a moment and slowly lets go of his hands. He is standing and then after a bit he triumphantly lifts his hands up
[Yeah baby] IM DOING IT!
Immediately after he says this his skates slip and his legs do a split.
...........He squats down. [Try again?]He puts his hands on Frozen's shoulders and slowly, shakily gets up. He aligns himself then slowly lets go
....... [Ok.jpeg] I [think I can] do this Yeah!He is slowly trying to inch forwards it's like that spongebob gif of him shuffling his feet forward when he doesn't have his shoes tied.
Ok I [cannoli] DO IT!
He barely moves like 3 centimeters before falling on his face.He slides back up to him and crouches again.He is in denial he is grabbing Frozen's shoulders again and slowly gets up. He is stubborn he is determined. This kool aid ice isn't gonna get the best of him!What are youuuu lookin atHe holds him Take me [around town] my steedHe starts skating backwards, keeping an eye on where he is going but is getting faster. And faster. And faster. READY???He is not ready.
[NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE] Why are we so [speed racer]He is holding this speed now, and flashes a grin. JUST LIKE RIDING A BIKE.He abruptly stops with the side of his skate, and jams the front spikes into the ground. What happens to Spencer is up to you, my friend...He ends up letting go in surprise at Frozen stopping and immediately gets launched right out of the rink [[A]] [Minecraft_oof.ogg]He makes a mad dash over to Spencer. DON"T DIE ON ME YET!!!He's just dramatically sprawled out like the family guy death pose. Mouth open, forked tongue out, he's pretending to be dead.He falls to his knees and plays some audio of people crying.He grabs the downed Spamton by the shoulders and shakes him.He slowly opens his eyes and looks at Frozen slowly reaching up purposefully shaking his arm like he's weak. His hand rests on his face.
Remember .... [Eye] [ded] of [Ligma]
The most dramatic slow mo fall of his hand.
Oh yeah so totally dead for a little while longer and then he sits up and pulls out his browser to pause the recording.
Yeah [gottem] allHe looks over at the rink. I HAVE A [kick the bucked] OF MARBLES ON THE FAR EDGE OF THE RINK. [save state] THEM FOR WHEN THE TIME IS RIGHT.He follows Frozen it is time to ***spite***
He's at the edge of the ice rink watching themHe opens his mouth, ejecting his machine gun 
He is too short to touch it but he is doing grabby hands.he sticks out his tongue Amph I doingh ifth?He crouches down for it, he understands the short man's struggleHe thumbs up at Saul
ONE DAY YOU'LL GET THERE PALHe looks at the gun then Saul. He is quietly observing and slowly pulling out a first aid kit.he blows a raspberryHis finger feel in and between the barrels, but he quickly retracts them.He spreads his arms out, and jumps up, his shoes are now ice skates....why does he have that?he’s thinking about licking the ice rinkHe makes his way over to the bucket. :^]He's next to frozen with the bucket and looks at him with a nod.he’s kneeling next to the iceHis eyes are off of Saul for the moment he is now concerned about what those two are planning.He stares at these two with the buckets, but he's already in the middle of the rink. Oh fuck.He notices what Saul is about to do and was going to stop him but it seems Frozen stopped him.He dumps the marbles.HE also dumps the marblesGood. They are distracted. He sticks out his tongue… 30 (1 - 100)He's trying to use the basic knowledge he has but he ends up slipping and falling on his ass. He's used to doing this when he's not a giant
FUCK FUCK FUCK THESE LEGShis face is getting closer to the iceSpencer sees it and positions himself right between saul and frozen so frozen can't see he thinks it'd be funny
He screams and snaps his finger again, sparks flying everywhere. He emerges in his 3 ft once again 1 (1 - 100)He diesIn the midst of this excitement he realizes. Saul is not here and seems to be looking around like he's looking for a lost child.he licks the ice. Achievement Unlocked: Snowgrave Route-Brainfreeze editionHe realizes too late Saul has licked the ice and might have his tongue stuckHe actually hits his head hard, to the point a gross cracking sound is heard.he’s stuckTaking pictures of Saul Is the [Koolaid man] good?Frozen gets his skates and hops onto the ice, standing on the spikes. No one else thought to do that huh. He drags the new spamton to normal ground.He's very worried there is now a man dying on the ice and another man with his tongue stuck to the ice. It appears Frozen is taking care of Mateo so he goes over to Saul to try to help him.
Saul are you alright? 23 (1 - 100)he’s trying to pull his tongue off but it hurts so bad and he has brain freeze is this how he dies?!???He is almost there when he falls too.He takes pictures of the shit going down on the ice he's laughing.He quickly walks in to get warm water.he’s trying to breath hot air onto the ice but it’s not working he just sounds and looks like a cat trying to cough up a hairballHe finally drags him and Mateo onto the edge of the rink.He's rushing over with warm water I'm almost there Saul hold on!he’s almost in tears nowHe takes out scissors they are not toysHe kneels down to saul to pour warm water gently on his tongue Easy there.…eventually it works and he’s able to pull his tongue off HOTHOTHOTHOTHe's grumbling as he rubs the marbled texture off his arms. 1He grumbles he is clearly unhappy about this.Looking back towards Saul Is your tongue alright? Would you like some tea or juice?There is a white glowing liquid spilling from his head as time passes. It seems to be draining rapidly 2His phone seems to be ringing.He looks at the phone then this guy and picks it up
[ello ello] This is [Pizza hut] how may I [HELP wanted] you?He wants to lick it but that's weird. Don't lick glowing shit be normal.He goes back in through the window of the kitchen to get juice, then comes back with what appears to be kool aid for Saul
Here you gohe also wants to lick itLooks at frozen and saul giving them telepathic signals to lick the glowing shithe is very excited about koolaidLick it it tastes like juiceHe gets some of the glowing shit on his finger and pops it in his mouth.He receives telepathic signals to lick it and licks it tooThe phone begins to vibrate violently, to the point it slips out of Spencer's hand. One single lime green thread slips out of it, and attaches itself to Mateo's skullHis face remains impassive but he is ready to lose his mindalso licksIt lifts Mateo up, encasing his head like a cocoon....he bodyslams his way down here and licks up the remaining juicehe’s trying so hard to punch open his koolaid rn he’s trying not to make it explodeHe is watching Saul now.He's placed down by the thread, and it stops glowing as well. He's groaning and grumbling as he tries clawing the fibers out of his eye
ugh fuck that hurt---he puts the pouch on the ground and holds the straw like it’s a sacrificial dagger or somethingHe stops Saul Here i can take care of that Saul if you'll let meHe watches a little bit stressed out. 46 (1 - 100)he stabs the koolaid and it explodes red juice all overHe takes out a towel he knew this was going to happen and hands it to Saul, He gives him his Kool Aid packet that he already stabbed with a strawHe starts beat boxing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrAXRSBv-coHe looks at everyone else, regains his bearings and when he hears the beat boxing he claps calmly and politely
A ...lovely performanceHe bows in a grateful manner and starts clawing more of the green thread, some of it falls down....he decides to try eating some of it.Frozen follows suit and also grabs some of the fallen thread to eat.It tastes like dried seaweedHe makes a point to point at CorrynHe feels like there was an encounter once but it was in a place like this how strange.
Anyways I'm Corryn Gabriel Santiago, pleasure to meet you Cassius.He points at his username. MY NAME IS NOT NURSE.He points and laughs at Frozen Yes [Elsa] is a Nurse and I'm [Is the Doctor in?] HAHAHe is walking away he has done his check in and he needs to lay down to rest his head.He makes a middle finger motion, and it splits in half, revealing a gun barrel from itFrozen pulls a gun from his void.he turns his void arm into a gun shapeHe gestures at his crotch I [havana] all the gun I need hereHe hands Frozen a coupon to Dickies and smirksHe shoots at his feet without hesitation, but it seems like it is pipis. Whether or not that hits or does anything is up to youThe pipis hits and makes a little explosion.He starts playing Dorime with reverbHe sticks his tongue out now, going back to being dead.He nods in full understanding, sitting down near the 'corpse'
FINALLY PEOPLE WITH TASTE IN THIS HOUSE!he fires up into the air to see if it does anything. It's void gunk bullets babyAfter zoning out he realizes oh he forgot to do something and starts heading back inHe hops up on his feet. UH. ANYWONE WANT TO DO SHIT.
he raises an eyebrow
he takes out a match and lights it, aiming it for cassius' armhis void arm bursts into blue flamesHe gets closer to the fire to sniff ithe holds out his arm for sniffinghe produces a second lit matchHe sneezesHe is now naked.he light those tits on fireYells from the 2nd story window [SIMPLY SURVIVE]he makes sure to take photos and sends them to NoahHe grins with a smug smile
Fucking NICE i wanna do that to mine. Send back results later``all the void on and in him is alight, including his eyes and mouth. He's an Addison shell full of blue fire at the moment. It's radIs he fuckibg nakedor is Vinny insaneNo he is naked.He has gloves on.he’s not really herehe is fascinated by cass' fire displayhe is tposing nowhe's looking at both of them and nodding to himselfhe points at his leg, where a sylvworm is crawling 15 (1 - 100) He grips it, pinching his head with no hesitation. This is an extremely bad ideathe worm wriggles 24 (1 - 100)the worm does not escape
12 (1 - 100)He tries squishing it but he also sucks in his 3ft formHe looks over to Sylvester. <:^]he looks back, raising his eyebrows Sent to group chat. If i was small you wouldn't put me in a jar and fill me with liquids would you? he grins would you like to add it to your collection? hmmmmmhe manifests another worm on his shoulder, petting it
I have plenty, you see. I can spare one for you if you'd like.He gestures with his handsHe uses one of his hands to go through his pockets and throws this on the ground next to sylvester
he picks it up and admires it before putting it into his inventory 1 1 I'd love that actually! I usually just order up since I'm filthy rich and have a schedule but my arms dealer always got the good stuff 3he produces a business card and hands it to Mateois still on fire and loving it He takes the business card, slipping his. It seems like like how to reach a studio program for auditions to it's game show.
Normal! To me at least HEEAHEAAHAHAHe eyes the cards, but instead lays flat on his back.he does thatthe void goop spreads on the surface of the water like oil, so the entire pool is alight in blue flames. Cassius starts doing lapsHe walks back to his greenhouse. He gets up and heads inside.He shoots sparks to the sky, confetti flying all over Host of Deal or no deal! Spamton G. Spamton! The tv show where the people who don't take the deal get filled with bullets fired from the host's mouth!!! 4he nods of course of courseHe nods, he's still holding the worm
How does that go for you?His grin is mischievoushe grins back, just as mischievouslyhe takes a moment
At least three.He rests a cheek on his hand
He's back here. Not saying anything he got his energy out for the day.He feels awkward being the only one loud and turns off his filters. So uh... Seb is still... yup he's still out there.
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So, What's Swatch and Queen like in your world, Mateo?He seems to be deep in thinking
Our Killer Queen is alright. Same as usual. Always supporting of my murder show.
A ruthleas bastard though.
Swatch...great assistance qne bodyguard to kick you out to the curb when you least expect it.
Not that they remember that, though.
How are yours then?He realizes his filter clicked back on. Still not good at it.he has more to say, but not here.He makes a little gesturs to himselfhe nods approvinglyhe grinsHe looks at the camera with a knowing look
He gets up, stretching 62 (1 - 100)He tries killing the Sylvowm and gets up, hes about done for the way . it goes limp in his hands, but doesn't dissolveIt's just the two of them. It's weird when it's just them. Should be three. WELL. WHAT ARE YOUR [12 AM] PLANS SYLV?? GOING [homeward bound]??? SEND NOAH MY REGARDS. YES I KNOW I CAN [txt] HIM AT ANY TIME.He gets up and eyes Sylvester one last time. Not for any reason. It's just weird, is all. Then, he makes his way inside.He's outside here he has his phone out cause he has an arrangement to pick up a plant.
Rosario, I'm here are you outside? I'm near the greenhouse, where are you? This void is pretty big OH I see it hold on I'll be right over.
He starts walking towards the greenhouse.He spots corryn, waving from a distance. He's wearing a dark dress shirt n some dad shortsWaves back, he's dressed in a casual short sleeve white button up with lily motifs, casual slacks, and a light red sweater over his shoulders.
Rosario it's good to see that you're in good health. I came here for the plants.
Also are you still having trouble with finding a new place to live?he is out here now, leaning against the porch railing.He walks over to where he was, pulling a plug tray of herbsHe smiles when he sees the tray and goes over to take it off his hands so he doesn't have to hold them for long
Did you enjoy the herb bottles I prepared? I have a few more spells on me.he overhears the part about the move
CuriousHe's eyeing around and he is seeing Sylvester. He does a little wavehe waves back
Hello again, RosarioHe turns and sees Sylvester, it takes him a moment to put 2 and 2 together. OH hello Sylvester it appears you are no longer human this time. I hope you've been doing well.
I'm glad I have a few more, some for a headache, some for stress, there's another one with catnip. Ah Spencer's world, I heard a lot about that world I plan on visiting some time.he walks over to them, bowing a bit I hope I am not interrupting too badly.He squints a long time and I don't get the people here eitherHe bows back Oh don't worry, I myself have not been here all that often though I have experienced them...oddly enough drinking liquid coolant from a deceased man's body. So I do understand your confusion.
I do enjoy the extra bit of company so don't worry too much.He seems concerned but less disturbed than yesterday, he had a visit to the therapist he'll be fine.
That is inadvisableHe is firm on this.He chuckles softly Good that you're firm about thisHe laughs a little and then adjusts his hold on the plants to somehow get a few little jars with herbs arranged in a way out for Rosario. Here are the spell jars and I look forward to next week's visit?He nods a little bit, taking the jars and storing them in his inventory Thank you. I look forward to it too.He adjusts his hold on the tray and takes out the spell jars to hand to Sylvester. One of them is an abundance spell bottle with a little card that looks like this. 
He laughs.
Well it's not often that I meet people who like plants and if I have a jar around it's not too much trouble. A little kindness does go a long way, or a benefit depending on how it's viewed.
Do you also happen to like tea?he raises an eyebrow, but the tone is light and not accusatory
I do indeed.He laughs lightly
If you would like some tea and don't mind travelling a little to another place, I could make you some tea.He smiles and leads the way to a door and opens it. Oh and as a heads up my roommate might be a.. bit of a surprise.The smile becomes a bit of a secret smile and walks through, waiting for Sylvester to follow You'll seehe follows afterhe is herehe is rolling around in the grasshe's spitting out grass or at least pretending to to cover up the fact he was eating grass againhe scurries around his hand like a hamsterfinally one with his brain 2he slips and starts falling WHOOOPS!he picks him up and starts runninghe places him on the grass then slumps on the ground face firstMUFFLED EXCITED NOISESMUFFLED AGREEMENT NOISEShe finally flips over. There is so much grass in his hair ...thanks, buddyhe smileshe smiles
J walks outside, and stops dead in his tracks.
Whoa... Who's there?He walks up to the bird cautiously.
Uh... Hello?He's mesmerised by this person's light. So bright!He can't see that, but adores the rainbow sparking of the light.
I'm- I'm J, and you are?He jumps
O-ouch! a bird, got it.
Gosh why am I talking to a bird. I must look pretty crazy.
He startles and falls backwards onto his butt.
He laughs.
S-sorry, It's fine! I'm sorry for talking to your... Uh... Bird.
...Is it a bird? It's light doesn't look like a bird's...smiles sweetly. He's being good and politeHe extends his hand out. He's a bit off in direction.
My name is Jayson, you may simply call me J! Pleasure to meet you!He gets a bit wary, frowning.
So why exactly were you looking for him?And with that the smile is back.
Ah, no problem! Well, I mean, we have a kitchen... Want some tea?he's running he's running
J peeks outside as much as he can.
Dad who's that?! What's going on??he's tackled to the groundJ runs up to them, trying to defend Saul.
P-please, no need to get violent!he looks up at him sheepishlyhe sniffsJ gets back a little. Oh so that's the thing.he grits his teeth, winding up to slap himhe braces himselfJ sighs, smiling. At least his dad is safe.he mutters to himself and stands up. He then grabs Saul by the collar of his jacket to pull him up toois holdhe then puts him down gently, scowlinghe nods sadlyhis breathing gets rapid, there are tears in his eyes 3tears are flooding down his cheeks as he hyperventilateshe reaches out to him and holds his shouldershe crumples up in his armshe sighs 1his breathing evens out slowlyit's only then he notices the void
the soft tip tap of light footsteps come out of the void as a tiny, glowing white addison appears in the darkness 8He is looking around the outside of the house, his satchel at his side....searching for something.he huffs softly, his little feathery forehead furrowedhe comes up to the window and gives it a gentle taphe takes one more look at the house on the edge of nothingness, then walks back out into the shadows 6 
They're here now, looking around in interest.Sage nods excitedly.
How are you so fast?!Sage gasps, floating up in the air.
Oh! Look! I can fly too!J watches Picotee, smiling warmly and leaning on the railing of the porch.They nod.
Yes! Yesyesyes!
Sage gasps in awe, looking up at the giant figure.
SO COOOOL!They were practically vibrating in excitement...
And dissolved into sparkly dust.
Soon, they reform, looking up at Picotee excitedly.They cricle around him, taking in his features, catching some of the flowers and laughing.
Fucking cool!!They pick up more, holding them in a big heap to their chest, leaving a trail of sage flowers wherever they went.They run up to Esau, and dump the flowers on him, giggling.Sage immediately scurries off, attempting to climb Picotee.They gasp, looking down from his hand.
So high!Sage grinned up at him.
I like your flowers a lot!Sage peered down from Picotee's hand and grinned, floating off of it, landing in front of Scarton, purring lowly.
Hiii uncle Scarry~He giggled faintly, opening his mouth with sharp teeth, towering over him.
It's been sooo long since I saw you! We had fun the last time! I want to play again!Sage suddenly slammed their legs into the void floor, twisting their head to the side as three more sets of eyes opened on their face, claws extending from their hands as they growled.
Ohh, I know! I know what I want! I want to chase~ 1Sage roared, the tendons and muscles in their body tensing up as they snapped their jaws dangerously close to him.
RUN.*Sage laughed monstrously, chasing after Scarton. They were already on him, claws stretching out and grabbing the back of the other's suit and shirt, scratching the skin slightly.
Sage lifted their head up, distracted from Scarton, noticing their dad near the door and letting go(ruining the suit, however). The three additional sets of eyes close, and they scurry to the porch, smiling widely.
Hi papa!Sage lowered their head, whimpering.
But- but papa said he's not good! I wasn't gonna hurt him, we were playing chase!They lay their spider body on the floor near Grover, nudging his hand with their head.Sage purrs softly, closing their eyes and smiling, hugging Grover gently, claws retracted.Sage laughs happily, gently Squeezing grover.
I love you too dad! Oh, oh, let's go to uncle Picotee, he made me so many flowers!!Sage nods, and carefully picks him up in a bridal carry, running from the porch to Picotee.Sage smiles at him.
Hi Papa!! Look, I found dad!Sage whimpered, turning their head down.
But papa, you said he was bad! I thought I could play like that, uncle Joe and uncle Frozen said I could!Sage sighs, nodding.
Ok papa... I won't.He kisses Esau on the cheek and whispers, Thank you for handling that.
Then he looks up at Picotee.
...Shit. that's cool.Sage was listening with interest, laying down while they talked.He is staring at Picotee.
...You're beautiful, man. Really cool... shrooms.J walks up to them, sighing dreamily as he looked at Picotee.
I know, right?He smiles at J.
Yeah, lucky you! My guy has wings, though.
He sighs.
Man, I wish I could turn into a cool monster...J nodded and walked up to Picotee, giving him a hug, grinning up at him, dreamy.
Hii, love~He laughs, burying his face in the other's fluff.
You look so dazzling when you're a mushroom god~He looks up once again, clearly in a flirty mood.
You are a god to me, candy cap~Sage shrunk down to their original size, their clothing once again lost to oblivion... Poor Greedton's pants(J traces the petals of one of the flowers, lightly kissing Picotee's cheek.
So beautiful~Sage nods, smiling and hugging him.
Okay!
He chuckles.Pats Sage's head.They're proud.He is using his phone's note program.
5He looks back up.He blushes.
Yea Reuben will be thereCough He'll be fine 2 2
He approaches from the distance. He is in a two piece yoga outfit, his hair up in a ponytail. 4
He is just doing jack shit out here.️️] He's smiling so evilly
I WIN.He's firing up the grill, some meat and vegetables ready for grilling on the sideHe eyes the grill. SPECIL OCCASION??He kicks open the cooler and grabs a beer for himself and offers another to FrozenHe shotguns it for some fucking reason. FAIR. I"VE BEEN OUT.He spins some skewers to grill them evenlyHe eyes the meat. DID I MISS ANYTHING AROUND HERE??He shrugs
I WAS [Sleepy time]He nods and sits down.He puts the skewers on a tray and leans forward to offer them to Austin
SOMETHING IN YOUR [Mindful]?He grabs a few and starts chowing down.
NOPE!! WHY??He thinks for a moment. NOT MUCH TO SAY!!! HEAHEAHEA!!! BEEN GETTING MY ENRICHMENT!!He sits down; he's not very convinced but he's not gonna push. He takes a swig of his beer and eats his food.He straightens up on his seat, glasses staticky now back to life and in their normal colors. He now knows the entire plot of Everything, Everywhere, All the Time (2022).
WOWZA 3He goes to the porchHe is *very* excited 4He is a little disappointed. But he waits. What will they do? He accepts his fate.He pulls out a pair of paper fans from his pockets and unfolds them, trying to communicate. He blinks.He is hopping up and down in circles, waving his fansSCREAMINGFlops on the void floor out of the window with an oof sound.SCREAMI…ng Oh, Hiya buddy!He turns to see J …hi son!J raises a hand in greeting, face on the floor.
Hi dad!he shrugshe shrugs againJ sits on the floor, and throws some bird seed on himself, taking out two more handfuls and sitting there, waiting for his fate.He's quite enjoying this, eyes closed. He likes feeding birds.J flops on his back with an oof, taking more bird seed out and placing it on his chest.lays down next to himHe beams at the bird on his chest Ooooooh!!!J closes his eyes.
This is the best day of my life.he waves from the ground Hiya!J laughs quietly.
Hey Ixia! I'm glad to see you again!He is in peacock heavenJ awakens on the void floor. Huh, must've fallen asleep in the middle of feeding the birds. He lies there for a while, thinking.tip tap tip tapHe lifts his head up, hearing the tapping sound.He mumbles to himselfHe sits up, recognising the voice.
Hi!…he looks around nervously at the birdshe blinks, watching them goJ raises his brows, surprised.
For me?he hands him a pixel envelopeHe carefully taps the envelope, hoping it would open it.
...You have text to speech?he smiles A-a-alright! I shall read it f-f-for you! Ahem... 2he waves at J literally a foot away...but then face palms...he can't see him waving of course...J laughs quietly, listening to the letter. It's... Nice to hear it.
Thanks, typo! I actually have something for you...He reaches into his pocket, and pulls out an unopened bag of premium bird seed, with a lot of dried exotic fruit in it, and hands it to Typo.
Here you go!he blinks Oh, an a-a-attachment for an email? V-v-very nice! Who should I email this to?He laughs.
No-no, you misunderstood me. This is for you!his eyes widen F-f-for me? he cradles the bag in his hands Really?!J smiles.
Yep! Just for you!he beamsHe smiles.
Aww, you are welcome! Is it really? Well, I'm surprised that such a cute e-mail guy doesn't get a lot of gifts!his cheek feathers turn pink Awww sh-sh-shucks, you're too kind, mister...He laughs quietly.
Don't mention it, cutie~He feathers around his neck ruffle and he tweets softly...he clears his throat and adjusts his collar P-p-p-pardon me...he is more pink than white at this pointHe chuckles.
Aww, don't worry about it~he hears him and turns to look Um, h-h-hello sir! My apologies, I didn't notice you there before!he lifts his hat Typo E Spamton, nice to meet y-y-you!he smiles What p-p-polite people I meet here!J snickers quietly.
You almost forgot - you're also the cutest!his feathers ruffle againhe smooths them outhe smileshe tips his hat...he cocks his head...cautiouslyhis little eyes widen and he curls protectively around his mail bag like a pill bug P-P-P-PLEASE DON'T EAT THE EMAILS!J walks up to them, watching over Typo protectively and eyeing the bird suspiciously. Must keep widdle guy safe. 1he quivers, peeking over his bag ...a-a-are you sure?He relaxes a little, smiling. cute.with the bonk his little hat falls off, revealing a messy white poof of feathersJ clutches his chest and faints backwards. Too cute...his poof is extremely soft, like a cloudHe's grinning widely and sobbing, eyes closed. So adorable.he goes searching though his little bag Here! An e-e-empty envelope to dry your eyes! he hands it to him with his little mittenshe looks up at Ixia S-s-sir I'm just happy to be of service!J carefully takes the envelope and puts it in his pocket, wiping his eyes with his sleeve.
Thank you, cutie~ I will treasure this forever~he gasps Do y-y-y-you mean...xerox?J squints his eyes at Ixia. He's suspicious. He doesn't like subscription services that much.his eyes grow big as he looks at the diamond ...p-p-pretty... 3J follows him with his eyes, waving goodbye before turning to Typo.
So! Want to go for tea or hot cocoa?he chirps softly, his feathers turning pink againHe turns to Saul.
Want to join us, dad?He opens the door for typo.he steps through Th-th-thank you sir!And so the little white bird man goes alone into the dark abyss once again… 5 5
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He's watching from behind Scarton.
Want me to get him?Starton finally floated up to the two, hovering behind Scarton's shoulder.Starton smiled sweetly.
If you wanna get home, [bluebird], you'll need help!
Sorry, sorry~Star just floated idly behind him.
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Norton looks at the new area that he’s found himself in. First he gets an invitation to a wedding that implies that his dead brother might not be as dead as he expected, second he was going by “Joe” now, and third he’s now in the void???
Slowly walking to the only building in the void, he lightly knocks on the door. Knock knock knock! 2he steps out and his jaw drops OHHHH HECK YEAH!'
He goes and looks it over, practically pressing his nose into it 3he rifles through his pocketshe grinshe flings out a pink sticky hand from his pocket...it's got lint on ithe keeps pulling out more they are all stuck together they are so gross oh god 4he hops up and down with it...but then winces Owie, my hip...eh, guess that just happens with gettin older... 1 1 1 1 1 1 1
1He smiles at Amper. It's... Unsettling, at best, and creepy at worst.He saw his dad's light fade. He's not pleased.
He took some of your life, dad.he blinks he only took...like...a few minutes tops, I mean the motorcycle got here pretty quick...hamster is not turning the wheelHe hums, remembering the money Saffron left is gone now.
Unfortunately not... But I'd offer you a fair trade for my time.he gives J a stern lookhe puts a hand on his shoulder I couldn't live with myself...he thinks to himself ...maybe...what if...he pauses, thinking on it...from his pockets he pulls out his pair of brass knuckles ...my friends gave me these a long, long time ago for keepin me safe...they're real precious ta me...He pulls out a small charm, which resembles a star.
I took this to remember... A friend. How many years can I get for this?he hands over his brass knuckles ...are ya sure kid? I hope that charm isn't too precious...He carefully handed over the charm. J looked somber... But sighed.
Even if it was you're much more important.he blinks Really? Hunh.He takes the charm back with a trembling hand, putting it back on....he gives J a worried look 3J exhales in relief. It's all back to normal....he looks sadly at his bike melting awayJ raised his brows in surprise.
It's... Again. Very kind of you.
I'll get you a bike later alright?he skips off Kinda nice ta know my hip'll start giving out in two years...kinda...
There is a man here. He appears dazed and disoriented.He slowly opens the door …Hello?He turns to him, blinking and tilting his head, one hand raised.
1He walks up to him and looks him over Gosh, you’re pretty beat up, pal! Maybe you outta come inside and we can see if we can patch ya up!
he smiles, too few brain cells to be afraidHe tilts his head. The mouth doesn't open, but words come out.
Whå† årê ¥ðµ? Öñê Ððê§ ñð† rê¢åll.he stretches out his hand to himIt looks at the hand and tilts it's head.
You move.he does a really bad moonwalkHe flosses…when he really should brush 1It watches him, staring at his movements, before grasping the end of a string hanging off his wrist, attempting to floss with their mouth still closed.It soon stops, and without saying anything to Saul heads to the house.
Peculiar... Peculiar... This is a lot of colour. One investigates.
His limbs make creaking sounds when he moves, like an old doll.He stops in front of the door, staring at the doorknob.He opens it for himWithout saying anything it moves forward. 5 5 2 1 1Ezra looks agitated when he arrives from his door, like he was running... Plus he's wearing his pajamas.
But he just stops there, looking at the house from that point. Huh. It looked... Like it was going to be abandoned. And boy wouldn't he know! He'd seen many like that in his business! Which was weird in this case. When he left around a week ago it didn't look like this.
He saw a pair of people a bit closer to the house, so he just approached them.
Uh, excuse me... I came in a hurry, I wanted to ask someone a thing, but the house looks... Kind of dead? Did something happen?
New people means he can ignore them he walks over to the pool and gives it a good stare before taking out the selection toolHe smirks at frozenHe moves around the pool with the selection pooltool*Eventually it selects the space and he presses the store option and the pool is ...gone...There's just a hole in the ground
Holy [shitake mushrooms]He looks at his handsHe drags Frozen to the shed and the ice rink and shows him that he's dragging the selection otool around those areasHe selects store and they're also gone
.... [Bruh]Facing Scarton, he just laughs lightheartedly. Oh me? No, no! I have my very own home, and I work on real estate, so the sudden abandonment of the house is a surprise for me. It looked just fine before.
He starts looking in his pockets. There *is* a key. How'd this get here? I was sure I left my keychain at Celeste's... 2He is dragging frozen with him towards the doors they are going home 5He winks with a smirkHe puts his hands on a door knob a plain unassuming door. The design changes into what looks like stars and clouds. He opens the door and laughs as he leavesHe turns to the audience and does a cute curtsey before heading through the door. 5There is no audience. 5 Bewildered by whatever just happened, he just went head empty for a bit too long, and turns back to Scarton.
Yeah. I'm a busy man, so I think this might be our first meeting. At such a weird time. AND. He waves the key at Ampersand. HOW'd you know this was there? Are you a magician or something? 3 Bewildered by whatever just happened, he just went head empty for a bit too long, and turns back to Scarton. Yeah. I'm a busy man, so I think this might be our first meeting. At such a weird time. AND. He waves the key at Ampersand. HOW'd you know this was there? Are you a magician or something?
He doesn't believe the whole angel thing, but it's not like he could argue against it. So. How can a key help me contact people? Wouldn't be a phone number better?He doesn't believe the whole angel thing, but it's not like he could argue against it. So. How can a key help me contact people? Wouldn't be a phone number better?
Bizarre sentiment to have for someone you've never met, he thought to himself. Ezra placed the key back in his pocket anyway. I guess I'll have to see to find out. Thanks. See ya.
He turned around and lazily waved at the other three gentlemen as he made his way back to the door where he came from. He wasn't gonna wait for introductions, he really should get going anyway. 3
5 4 1
See you later space cowboysHis tree stands tall, Re-blooming in full once more as his hand rests on the bark. A tie to his very life.
He just sits down. The time will come soon where he can put this place to rest. 3hes wandered out here, and makes his way towards serahe holds up his arms, and points at his facehe makes his way over and sits next to serahe gestures at the house
The house shit?he leans his head on seras
I'll [going going gone] when you dothe material around his chest begins to crumble away, dust floating off into the void
[Somewhere in all that noise] huh?He leaves the house and stands outside, wearing a long overcoat. It seems heavy with as many personal belongings he could stuff his pockets with. He's looking at them, but keeping a respectable distance, as if silently asking for permission to approach.he waves at skunkton, dust billowing from his chest in the processHe waves back, and walks closer. He sits down on the ground nearby them.He looks out to the void, on either side of them, as if trying to think which way sounds more promising.
. . .
I DON'T WANNA GO.he gestures at himselfhe stands up and opens his voidy arms
Do you want a [huggy wuggy]?He scoots closer and leans onto Seb. That means yes.He gets a weird feeling.he hugs skunkton tightly, patting him on the back. His mannequin is crumbling onto skunktons jacket
Well consider this a proper [see you space cowboy]He gives skunk a pat on the shoulder
You old fart. See ya aroundHe doesn't mind the crumbling, or the dusting void essence sticking onto him. When he breaks the hug, he turns back to Sera and gives him one too.
I'M GONNA [[My ex-wife still misses m-]] YOU SERA
EVERY TIME I SEE A []He squeezes him back.
Yeah man. So will I. Got a lot going on now, but. Somewhere out there, maybe I’ll find y’all again.”4 now, Serafino. Don’t be late.”He swallows dry, and steps a little bit away, still facing the two. Nothing calls him to go, but it doesn't take long for him to do so.He stands, stretching, and pulls something out of his pocket. It looks like a container, but it’s nothing big. Transportation. He holds it up to the house.
C’mon now. In you go.And it does. Something glittering, red, like the wind itself, floats its way into the glass container.
The soul of the house.
The petals from the dogwood make their way in as well.
Taking Seb with him. Back through the house, and out the Attic’s closet door. It’s as if the house had never existed, and yet. It will always exist.
